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Rating: 3.29 - Link to this Article 04-29-2009 Swine Flu Panic! View Webcam for 04-29-2009 7 COMMENTS
Let's take a moment and look back at the last time we had a swine flu panic. It was March 24th, 1976 and a single confirmed death prompted a mandatory government vaccination program. 30+ people died from side effects of the vaccination prompted by that single death. People die from all kinds of flu without proper medical care, this one just has a catchy panic name to it. How about go to the doctor when you feel crappy and don't say "swine flu." If this is my last update, however, you'll know irony struck me down and it's time to put on your gas masks.
User Comments for 04-29-2009:
OMG I'm DYING FROM SWINE FLU!!! (croak... too late)
Excelcier
I smell bacon! Ohh nooos the swine flu is airborne! I love our over panicing media that causes my father inlaw to flip out after his 8 hours of watching Fox news each day.
Stavos
Hope this don't turn into a Ham-demic
R10T
Your funny!
Woody
It was once said, "a black man will become president when pigs fly!" Indeed, 100 days into President Barack Obama's administration, swine flu.
Stavos
Brad you need a kudos meter for comments. Because if you had one Steve would get some for that one....lol
R10T
R10T you're not adhering to your all hate lifestyle however thank you for compliment.
Stavos

Rating: 3.25 - Link to this Article 04-28-2009 Commerce Sonic View Webcam for 04-28-2009 8 COMMENTS
Sonic After several rumors and a few confirmed sightings, I decided it was time to take a trip to Commerce and confirm the construction of a new Sonic. I'm happy to report it's in an advanced stage of construction and will most definitely open this summer. The trip only took 15 minutes from my house vs. the 30-45 minutes for the Southgate location. That means less than 10 minutes from work, enabling me to fatten up significantly faster than was previously possible.
User Comments for 04-28-2009:
I've still never tried Sonic! You must make it a formal initiation next time I visit you!
Excelcier
I got one less then 10 mins from me. Next time you come down here well have to get the Flat Sonic Feast.
R10T
Wooo wait!!!! Jarid likes something!?! haha. I hope they open the Canton one next.
Stavos
I have to go all the way to International drive to get Sonic but its right by work so thats good/
Scheezo
Via jetski?
Stavos
I'll hate the one in Canton just for you Steve.
R10T
...figures
Stavos
I wasn't aware, but Gina told be that there's a new FULLY OPERATIONAL Sonic in Flint.
Duane

Rating: 3.44 - Link to this Article 04-26-2009 Motorcycle Upgrade View Webcam for 04-26-2009 9 COMMENTS
2009 Ninja 250R After 3 years of my 1988 designed 2004 Ninja 250R, and a major redesign of the same model last year, I was fighting my urge to upgrade. My practicality failed me this weekend when I entered a dealer with my Back To The Future era motorcycle and left with a brand new 2009 model. I'm still in the break-in period, so I'm not yet sure if the redesigned engine technology has helped squeeze any more power out of the 250cc block, but I can confidently say it looks and feels 3,000% better than the old model. After haggling the upgrade price down to $3,500 over 3 hours, I barely escaped the storm to the house of Stavos who took the first and so far best photo. The magic of the new Ninja quickly infected Lisa, a sucker for anything new and shiny. Despite her aversion to motorcycles, she cautiously approached it for a short trip up and down the street. Realizing it did not burst in to flames, she demanded a fully geared trip to Dairy Queen. The jealous stares of passers by who did not know the guy with the hot blonde on the back of his bike only had 250cc of power was more than worth the $3,500.
User Comments for 04-26-2009:
It's a sexy bike and a great stealth bike. When you pulled up I thought it was a high end bike and the dealer suckered you into a high powered bike. Little did I realize you screwed him with a leaky 1984 bike!
Stavo
You know Brad a good way to break in that new bike would be a ride down to the Flatlands. And see Steve I don't hate everything.
R10T
$14.00 per CC not too shabby. I got mine for $10.00 per CC. I seen a last year used version of my bike going for almost $6,000 so so far a good investment in my part.
R10T
$$ per CC? I just Googled that and Google's results said: "WTF!?!"
Stavos
I went to the bulk food section at walmart and got 1 cc for $9.99. WTF. Thats some f'ed up thing to say to someone who is enjoying a new bike. I hope your $10/cc bike falls apart. Your bike was probably a piece of garbage.
Scheezo
Ok...I'll just go back to hating everything as Steve said earlier.
R10T
Ahh there's balance in the universe again.
Stavos
Someone needs to take the Morlocks spot for commenting.
R10T
I just eyed this sweet Silver Jetta i think i might buy....lol
R10T

Rating: 3.5 - Link to this Article 04-25-2009 Power Outage View Webcam for 04-25-2009 6 COMMENTS
Somehow the square mile I reside in is prone to an immediate power outage when any reason to cause one is available. This time a coming storm plunged my house into the dark ages for a full 24 hours. Lisa and I immediately graced the Kelleys with our presence, as our previously planned picnic was now cancelled due to thunderstorms. Our substitute Xbox picnic was almost as fun, with a girl-gang battle in front of his house, and dinner by plasma screen light at the Redford Grille. I'm guessing other areas had a higher number of customers without power and DTE was focusing on them, since the truck that finally did come to repair our chewing gum and bailing wire grid was PCH Energy from Ohio. On the plus side, it was enough time to force unpacking and starting my 2400 watt generator, which powered my fridge, sump pump, Xbox/Projector and even a space heater without any sign of a struggle.
User Comments for 04-25-2009:
See took a flatlander company to get you up and running. How long was the power out when we were up there? More then a day I think.
R10T
Aww no pics or vids of the gang fight?
R10T
I have a video on Qik of the gang fight here: http://www.qik.com/video/1549154
Stavos
some fight...no hair pulling just a bunch of talking.
R10T
Yeah but I delievered and that's the important part. Brad also forgot to mention what the fight was about. The night before, that video around 1am those two girls were full blown lesing out on top of a car hood right near our bed room window. We got to hear it all.
Stavos
I was looking over you webcam shots the day your power went out and at about 2:06pm you can see the sky turn black in about 5 mins. And then the caputre whent black shortly after.
R10T

Rating: 3.75 - Link to this Article 04-22-2009 Left 4 Dead Survival Pack View Webcam for 04-22-2009 4 COMMENTS
Left 4 Dead Survivor DLC The new Left 4 Dead Survival Pack launched last night creating a new game mode that turned out to be exceedingly difficult. Greeted with 20+ gas cans and propane tanks on a tiny map gave us a clue about what we'd be facing, but after exhausting all the explosives and lasting a maximum of 3 minutes it was a slaughter. The reason became clear after consulting the spawn chart. Next up was versus mode on the two other campaigns which wasn't as exciting, but at least felt new. All in all not bad for a free download, and definitely something to get good at.
User Comments for 04-22-2009:
Brad you were great last night, to bad I was rusty I need more practice.
Stavos
Good thing that comment was in the Left for Dead post. Morlock would of been all over that.
R10T
I hate video games
Grumpy Smurf
Someone ban the blue turd's IP! We don't need to hear the game haters in here!
Stavos

Rating: 3.75 - Link to this Article 04-21-2009 Starcraft 2 Beta Copies View Webcam for 04-21-2009 8 COMMENTS
With the latest Starcraft 2 Battle Report released, a zerg vs. terran battle is played out that's so far above my strategy level I have to just pretend to follow along. Stavos then claimed to have a dream about playing the game which still does not even have a release date. Suspicious his dream was a fabrication, I asked for documentation and received it. Proof of such a detailed dream can only mean he's a closet beta player, so cough up some Starcraft 2 beta copies for the rest of already.
User Comments for 04-21-2009:
All your Zergs belong to me. This is a epic post because i'm included in the story.
Stavos
Must have!
Excelcier
Lame.
R10T
Ok i'm revoking Rons hate for everything and giving it to Jarid. Jarid = hates everything!
Stavos
Ok I hate it.... you win.
R10T
Not just StarCraft, but you hate EVERYTHING. You're the official "I hate everything guy" now congratulations I hope you do not enjoy it :)
Stavos
Besides how can you hate such a pop culture game like StarCraft? It paved the way for many successful titles. and not to mention how RTS' actually make you think just like previous war lords in many major battles in our history. A lot of the same tactics that were used in history during wars actually work in the game which is like a small history lesson on war. You learn positioning, resource management, economy management, teamwork, etc. Opposed to a FPS where you learn how to aim and click. I for one welcome our new sequel in which will hopefully resurrect PC games as I'm still a bigger fan then console games.
Stavos
Just never been a big fan of RTS games.
R10T

Rating: 3.17 - Link to this Article 04-20-2009 Monkey Fighting Snakes! View Webcam for 04-20-2009 6 COMMENTS
Awesome vulgarity censor:
User Comments for 04-20-2009:
Watch Goodfellas on FX sometime... it's almost as good.
Duane
Wow amazingly horrible censor job, however great post.
Stavos
And not one monkey fighting a snake...1/5 for misleading...
R10T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUVPnbVHoI this makes it all better
R10T
R10t hate's everything. This is clear.
Stavos
Ummm.. guys... relisten.. Jackson doesn't only say "Monkey fighting", he also says "Monday to Friday!" At least get your censorship totally right!! lol I rate this as lame because B-rad failed us in a complete translation. hahahahaha
Excelcier

Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 04-16-2009 Motorcycle Madness View Webcam for 04-16-2009 2 COMMENTS
Motorcycle Weather This morning Michigan greeted me with 41 degrees, the warmest morning yet this year. I responded with multiple heavily choked ignition attempts, followed by a 10 minute warmup that still didn't fully convince my motorcycle it's warm enough to run. Fortunately, enough of the 36 horses available made the effort despite the cold and I was off to work with only 20% of my extremities lost to frostbite. I can only hope the hateful Michigan gods deliver the promised 63 degrees this afternoon for my first enjoyable ride of the year.
User Comments for 04-16-2009:
judging from that photo it looks like you dumped the bike. But it's just a small motorcycle.
Stavos
Michigan hates you. Thats why you lost 20% of your extremities.
tim

Rating: 2 - Link to this Article 04-14-2009 Resident Evil 5 View Webcam for 04-14-2009 4 COMMENTS
Resident Evil 5 Tonight Tigerbomb and I finally beat Resident Evil 5. On the easiest setting. Once you get used to being rooted to the ground any time you aim a weapon (can't move at all when attacking) the game is usually fun. I say usually because more often than not you're out of ammo and have to attack with a melee weapon. The enemy moves away after you attack, meaning you have to put away your weapon, move forward a foot, then take it back out and attack. Not a big deal except the entire process takes 3-4 seconds and by that time you're being attacked again. Also, once you start chapter 6 (last 3 sections), unless you're close with the developers I suggest looking up the guide. You can only hit the boss characters in certain spots, and sometimes the hits don't even count until you trigger a cinematic, and the interactive cinematics require split second button pushes. Overall a good game, definitely frustrating at times, but as a wise gamer once said, you can't spell fun without frustration. Now on to Outrun.
User Comments for 04-14-2009:
I feel sooo behind.. lol But I did get all my Fallout achievements into my gamer profile finally!
Excelcier
Yeah from watching the finial stage of this game I'm glad I never bought it or even rented it.
Stavos
Now onto FEAR 2.
R10T
Now to continue into Halo Wars
Excelcier

Knowing With no expectations or even a clear idea of the plot, Lisa and I watched "Knowing" last night and were both pleasantly surprised. For the first time Nicholas Cage actually did an action thriller movie without attempting any corny humor. In fact, the refreshing thing about this movie was it contained absolutely no humor at all (that I can remember) and was intense 60% of the time without getting boring. Definitely a departure from his last few years of cheesy lines. It also had the best plane crash scene of any movie hands down, the best part being it's completely unexpected. Hopefully that doesn't ruin it for you, as I now command everyone to go watch it. For the best effect, read nothing about it. Thanks to bad reviews you shouldn't have trouble finding a seat either.
User Comments for 04-04-2009:
I'll rate this bad because you enjoyed "The Happening" and "The Knowing" seems like it's Sequel. Judging from it's title of course. and OMG your reviewing movies now? OMGWTF!
Stavos
The day I follow a command from the Lloyd is the day I buy an XBOX.
MorlockPrime
How's the xbox working out for you Prime?
Stavos
Cool.. we were wondering about this before going. Since it has a Brad rating positive.. we may go see it. I was also pleasantly surpised that they did NOT botch up F&F4. It was really good. I recommend it for anyone who liked the first one.
Excelcier
I hated the first one, it ruined so many kids perspectives on cars and brought over the whole ricer demographic in the US. Hell it even ruined the new knight rider! arggggg
Stavos
Now, "Fanboys" will rule them all if we can find a bloody place that movie is playing?!?! ARgh.. I must see it...
Excelcier
I have obtained a copy of said film, I will share on request. Also this post is TOTALLY AWESOME as well as my new foray into movie reviews. Hence the 5/5.
AtomicInternet
Cough it up!
Excelcier
We are watching you Mr Atomic!
FCC
The only thing worse than Knowing is not knowing.
Scheezo
Just saw Knowing tonight. Yeah it's pretty bad the plane and train crash were sweet but thats about it. horrible acting, dumb plot. Lame.
Stavos
Now do you feel bad "knowing" you wasted your money on that movie?
R10T
If I only knew...
Stavos

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