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Senator Kelley 1000th Party Stavos party for his accomplishment exceeded all expectations. The promised karting event, complete with pink frosting cake was just the beginning as three Sonic virgins were deflowered shortly thereafter. The senator then commanded a visit to the local metropark beach, with only Whineyho able to escape his bidding. A dip in the ocean and a space shuttle ride was enough to convince parents to keep their children a safe distance from our group. Some disorganized putt putt and this abomination completed our visit to the metropark. After surviving 4 separate incidents of driver insanity it was back to the house for piano shenanigans and a viewing of Tron. A higher level of entertainment was soon required and met by The Hangover which properly ended the evening in laughter seizures.
User Comments for 08-01-2009:
OMG! It's funnier even reading it again. I again, burst into a fit of snortdom when clicking the "abomination". Truly a great day. Can't wait to hit MY 1000th post, where we'll all spend a lovely day, at the spa. :D
Jenny
so, how many more posts till I hit 1000???
Jenny
998 more posts but 1000 was already broke so you need to make 10,000. The day was more exciting then any of my birthdays. I thank Google and Mr. & Mrs. Lloyd for the event.
Stavos
I had a blast yesterday, and I don't think I've ever filled a day with so many interesting events! But today begins my life journey, to complete 999 more posts on this site! So get ready to be annoyed and confused by my random posts from here on out! Hehe
Candy
So, how many more points till I hit 1000??? j/k
Candy
That was truly a most excellent day of fun. All hail the great Senator on a successful day of racing, gay cake eating, Sonic deflowering, "parking", goofy golfing, disturbing sign abominations, traffic dodging, piano shenanigans (buzz word lately), Tron deflowering (not received well by the youthful Candy), mysterious unknown pizza locations and the movie of laughing fits and snorting and Lisa giggle twitching and infectious laughter spreads with disturbing video content. We all felt like "ritards" that night with dignity! Let's do it again! Leave Aug 29th free for another gathering of fun and stupidity. BRING IT
Excelcier
I gotta follow par too; So, how many more points till I hit 1000???
Excelcier
So, how many more point's till i hit 10,000???
Stavos
10000 - 1013 = 8987 more posts! Keep workin it.
Excelcier
So, Brad... who's gonna post all those pics to Facebook so we can tag the hell outta them?
Excelcier
With one last squeeze of 1000th comment juice I command Excelcier to upload all these photos to Facebook. Don't question it, just do it!
Stavos
Much easier if B-rad does it locally so I don't have to d/l each one, one at a time when he can do it locally in one foul swoop.
Excelcier
omg! you guys are hillarious!!! 998. I've posted WAY more than twice over the years!!! whatEVER! And, it was left out, about the three of you kareening your weapons of destruction, also known as go karts into my kart, and then into the wall..AFTER having being t-boned already by the good senator. Too bad we don't have photo evidence of THAT!
Jenny
The deed is done, my master (Darth Vader voice)
Excelcier
On another, totally random note. This will make 14 comments on this noted point of interest. This must be a record or something!!
Jenny
16!! he posted at the same time!! I can SO count!
Jenny
I have no clue what you guys are talking about, are you speaking Canadian? However besides just user counts, Brad also counts the most popular articles and this one is getting up there! However we have to push it past 35 comments.
Stavos
Than it'll have to be an international effort, just like the space station that Brad and I were on that shuttle to head to. Let's keep pushing.
Excelcier
why do we need an international effort when we can do it obviously very easily amongst ouselves!! Whoo whoo, what do you know, yet again another post!!
Candy
Well. we're Canucks! So, we're making it international. Which automatically, makes it MEGA COOL! EH
Jenny
We do need bacon aboard the Space Station, i'll let this slide.... this time!
Stavos
No, sliders are only in the US.. Canucks don't have White Castle. :)
Excelcier
Live amazing blog post, LIVE!
Stavos
Let's keep the grease slippery in here.
Excelcier
Bacon grease? mmmmm bacon...
Stavos
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind in here.
Excelcier
Uh oh... why are you guys letting this thread die?!?!
Excelcier
who is?!!? I don't see anybody letting anything die. What crack are YOU smoking?!?! Bacon crack?!!?
Jenny
hey I was having fun reading all of this why did you guys stop?
Candy
I didn't stop! I'm hoping this will keep living a life of it's own
Excelcier
Oh god... it's officially dead now... so much for making this the top post. :(
Excelcier

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