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This is history in the making! Today Stavos broke the 1,000 comment barrier after a cryptic remark on my Cougarfest update. As promised, a google-adsense-check funded trip to Kart2Kart in his honor is in order. All 3 people who read and post to this blog are hereby invited to the to-be-announced event. The senator will also be presented with the lamest cake I can find to enjoy between karting heats, pieces of which fellow attendees are invited to throw in his face. Pick your date and attendees Senator Kelley, the people are in awe of your ability to make 1,000 snide remarks on 970 examples of uninteresting material. They're also amazed the Access database can actually count that high.