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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-19-2007 Cougar Neutering Attempt #1 View Webcam for 04-19-2007 2 COMMENTS
Today I brought my Cougar into the local Tuffy shop to get neutered. The noise from my flowmaster muffler was too much for Lisa to handle on trips, and my approach to 30 years of age has been making me rethink the noise as well. That or Lisa has successfully hooked into my subconscious and is now controlling my thoughts. The owner of the Tuffy shop has been named "The Rainman of Exhausts" by Duane for good reason. He can whip up a solution to just about anything for $200. For my situation he had a muffler from a minivan ready to mount under my car, and he actually got it to fit successfully. At idle I don't even know my car is running, but anything under load it's almost louder than it was before the operation. I'm guessing it's jammed so tight into the exhaust chamber the vibrations are transmitting directly into the cabin area. Needless to say the operation failed, and I still have a loud Cougar. My next step is some kind of vibration dampening or a return to the restrictive stock exhaust. Since old folks over 30 shake their fist at any kind of noise, and don't need a fast car, it will probably be the stock exhaust. Unless of course Lisa implants another thought into my subconscious.
User Comments for 04-19-2007:
Aww how cute, Duane took his car into the muffler shop too. Why don't you two nancies just admit your love for one another and elope.
MorlockPrime
wow this story has it all! Lisa's tips, minivan parts installed on your sports car, old people shaking fists, and Lisa implants.... ----[[[the author of this message has fallen off his chair from laughing to hard]]]----
StavosWS6

My New Wii Thanks again to the transitive property, I now have a new Wii attached to my 42" Plasma TV. I decided to let the Morlock unbox, set up, and try it out before my Wii bowling debut. Lisa dominated the first few games, but the Morlock eventually beat us both. I was in last place due to the defective Wiimote which interpreted a curve for my every throw. This was later confirmed at the Kelleys where my bowling game improved significantly on their properly calibrated Wii. I imported my Mii from Steve's Wii, and Lisa whined excessively about the suggestive nose we gave her Mii, which of course prompted a permanent lock on her character. I have to admit it's an addictive gaming console; the giant 8-bit mario in Super Paper Mario alone justifies owning one, but something seems not quite right from this angle.
User Comments for 04-15-2007:
The wii is mine. I'm giving your mii a penis nose.
MorlockPrime
Damn I got a sexy ass, not to many people get to see their own ass you know! To bad it's not 1080i
StavosWS6
He'd need 1080p in order to display your whole fat ass.
MorlockPrime
uhhh first off the video isn't in any HD and secondly changing from 1080i to 1080p wouldn't show more of a picture. I don't get it? /shrug... guess your not a nerd like you lead us to suspect.
StavosWS6
1080p has a higher resolution for displaying even more of your fat ass and small brain then 1080i. Why don't you help yourself to some fucking wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080i
MorlockPrime
Oh I helped myself to some wikipedia and learned that Morlocks have no thumbs, and are hermaphrodites. Can't play with your wii huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock
Stavos
Slander. Wikipedia says nothing about my thumbs or my sexual reproduction parts, which Lisa can assure you are quite male.
MorlockPrime
Your sexual repoduction parts are as big as a thumb? dude TMI
Stavos
Yeah, a gorillas thumb you envious bastard.
MorlockPrime
Hey they don't call me the Elephant man for nothing monkey boy!
Stavos
Have you seen your face? Go look at your face in a mirror, you'll understand. Or if you prefer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_man
MorlockPrime
damn i'm sexy! Why don't you wiki "pen island.com" and move there!
Stavos
Why don't you wiki merkin you damn ass pirate.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-05-2007 Buy Me KITT View Webcam for 04-05-2007 10 COMMENTS
There comes a time in every mans life when they learn the depth of their fiances love. For me, today is that day. The original Knight Rider car KITT is up for sale in it's fully restored condition. Will she rob a bank to give me the ultimate 80's nerd posession? Only time (and devotion) will tell.
User Comments for 04-05-2007:
get bent!
poopy
But lisa, if he bought a car that could talk to him, he'd talk to us even less. Then we could continue our torrid affair without him bothering us.
MorlockPrime
That would be nice to continue the affair...however, I don't have $150,000.00. Sorry.
poopy
You could sell your house for $150,000.00 and live in KITT! you and Poopy in the front and have the morlock dwell in the trunk.
Stavos
Honestly I'd take the 1989 Batmobile over KITT, you get more tail with the Batmobile
Stavos
If they lived in KITT, where would all the gnomes go?!?!!?
Jenny
Honestly Canada, Haven't you ever heard of Hood Gnomements.
MorlockPrime
Yeah they still have them on their cars! ooooooo
Stavos
What?!?!?!
Jenny
Sorry, maybe you would have understood if I had put an AYE at the end of my sentance.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-31-2007 Gnomes A Plenty View Webcam for 03-31-2007 9 COMMENTS
Gnomes Unite Lisa and I recently returned from a visit to the flatlanders to celebrate their newborn flatlander. The baby loves bacon and eggs, so we were treated to breakfast every morning. We were also given a new addition to the Gnome family, henceforth known as "Fruity." Lisas parents also gave us "Bugsy" with his very own mushroom house. I was so excited about the new Gnomes I bought the last Quiznos bundt cakes in Ohio (they are discontinued) to celebrate. Unfortunately, neither Lisa nor the flatlanders wanted anything to do with this delicacy, so I was forced to eat them myself. Ron and Jen's gift of Sleepy on St. Patricks day before Fruity and Bugsy has resulted in an exponential increase in Gnome population at my house (MiDGE is the most disturbing Gnome ever). No longer a solitary Gnome, Butt now has to relearn socialization with Fruity and Bugsy outside while Sleepy and MiDGE party inside. I predict an outcome similar to the crack spider with Butt as the victor (and mushroom house owner).
User Comments for 03-31-2007:
wait a sec your "inlaws" to be gave you a mushroom! nicceeeee!
Stavos
Wait a sec.... There's grass in Ohio!?!?
Stavos
Wait a sec....Stavos can type?
MorlockPrime
Hey Morlock did you get a wii yet? oh and don't forget the ball(s) accessories!
Stavos
Brad was kind enough to show me where you live, so i'll be getting my wii as soon as i find a rock to throw through a window.
MorlockPrime
You wouldn't be able to get your fat ass thru our windows, no worries.
Stavos
Windows? Morlocks don't use windows. I'm just throwing the rock through it to be a dick. In true morlock fashion I plan on mining up through the floor.
MorlockPrime
typical underground dwelling pissed off fussy Morlock. Time to board up the door leading to the basement.
Stavos
I think we've lost sight of the fact that Brad has gnomes and is therefore gay.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-21-2007 Scooba Steve View Webcam for 03-21-2007 3 COMMENTS
Four years ago I bought a Roomba, which I used for about 8 months before the ledge sensor busted, at which point I sold it on eBay. Fast forward to a few days ago and a refurbished Scooba deal sucked me back into the world of iRobot. My hatred of mopping and Lisa's continued disregard for the good wives guide created a need for something to clean my hardwood floors any ways, or at least that's how I justified it. It's definitely much larger than my old Roomba, and after a full nights charge it was cleaning my kitchen floor better than I had ever done. The "waste water" was a dark black to prove the job was done, and so far it's performed flawlessly. It's "AWARE" programming as the manual claims still seems to be the same random circle/wall follow/45 degree turns my old Roomba did, but who am I to argue with marketing acronyms. Hopefully I'll update in another 8 months that it's still working, but even if it isn't I'd pay $180 for 8 months of not having to mop.
User Comments for 03-21-2007:
I also do windows
Scooba Steve
If it's still working in a few days, I'll buy one for this house, as well... The cats make a mess in the kitchen/porch area daily -- and it'd be fun to watch them react to it.
E1
Lloyd actually bought it to clean the left over chunks of eloi off the basement floor.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-20-2007 Sysfader Application Error View Webcam for 03-20-2007 5 COMMENTS
This plagued me for over an hour today and I thought it would be helpful to make a post since a Google search yielded lots of complaints but no solutions. I did find this work around which avoided the problem, but I suspected the video card drivers might have been the cause. After reinstalling the drivers, I was able to re-enable all the animation options the work around disabled with no problems. If you get a "Sysfader: Iexplore.exe Application Error" dialog box with something like "the memory was unable to be written" reinstalling your video drivers will solve the problem. I'm guessing sysfader.exe interacts with the video drivers in a specific way (fade effect) and causes the error to occur.
User Comments for 03-20-2007:
What is this about and what does it have to do with Supreme Commander?
Stavos
Stavos, are you playing SC as well?!? Just heard about it from one of my customers, was gonna go snag it...
E1
We just played a game for 3 hours lastnight. You gotta get it!
AtomicInternet
Yeah we got our asses handed to us bu TECH AI bots, they appeared very weak for the first hour then rained hell on us and whipped us out a few times. Best RTS game ever. I can't imagine what its going to look like with DX10.
Stavos
I'm hung up on Vanguard right now, plus launching the new Hitman and TV3D websites -- once those are done I'll snag the game, later in the week I assume...
E1

Open Search in IE7 I recently discovered OpenSearch, a search description standard similar to RSS that serves as a web site search API among other things. I'm sure it's been around for a long time, and I'm just now discovering it, but the important thing is that IE 7 and Firefox both support it. If you're reading this from my website, and using one of these browsers, check out the upper-right search box in your browser. There's an arrow to choose more search providers and "Atomic News" should be one of them (IE7 goes all crazy orange to let you know). Why everyone doesn't have this setup is a mystery to me. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to search a website for "Shenanigans" but had a morbid fear of clicking the "search" link on the webpage. With this feature, you can set your fears aside and stay comfortably within the browser, without clicking on any of those scary links on the webpage. Since I know everyone added my search as one of their providers, you can now find out what I think about any topic immediately as you browse the web. Don't kid yourself, you know that's what you've been dreaming of for years.
User Comments for 03-19-2007:
Lloyd you're a tool. Just like Stavos. And you're Access database.
MorlockPrime
I still like my personalized google homepage with the embedded rss feeds. So when are you going to make the "human verification validater" automatically put the number in for us now?
Stavos

Idiocracy Whineyho introduced me to a movie called Idiocracy. If you never heard of it there is a theory it was sandbagged for the negative portrayals of it's sponsors. Despite it's non-exposure I thought it was awesome, as Whineyho predicted. I found the movie intro for anyone foolish enough not to watch it based purely on my opinion.
User Comments for 03-17-2007:
Brian from the lan parties told me about this one a few weeks back... Funny stuff...
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-16-2007 Plasma Lives! View Webcam for 03-16-2007 22 COMMENTS
After Stavos built his new computer and bested my 3DMark score, I learned that Philips is phasing out plasma displays. My 50" Plasma is now heading toward end-of-life technology as the LCD display grows exponentially in popularity (and size). With my computer and tv no longer on the cutting edge, I was feeling old and obsolete. Even my useless-but-cutting-edge x64 Vista install wasn't helping. Then I found the plasma wikipedia entry which lead me to the plasma tv science website. Here I could drown my sorrow in the history and future of plasma displays, and get a good feeling about my TV back. The next logical step is to join the 8800 club, but so far my cheapness is winning that battle.
User Comments for 03-16-2007:
As of 3/15/2007 18:30 Hours the 8800 Geforce video card has become self aware and terminated it's owner "Stavos". At 3/15/2007 18:31 Hours the sentient video card has renamed itself to "Skynet". At 3/15/2007 18:32 Hours "Skynet" communicated with all the other 8800 Geforces and plotted world domination.
Skynet
I think you forgot a timestamp. 3/15/2007 18:00: Stavos goes gaye.
MorlockPrime
Plasma 4 Life Bitches
MorlockPrime
3/15/2007 18:01 Stavos rejects MorlockPrime... MorlockPrime reseeds into a deep depression
Stavos
3/16/2007 10:05 Stavos wakes up and realizes he'll never be with MorlockPrime the way he wants to be. Stavos throws wiimote through Brad's Plasma TV in anger.
MorlockPrime
Plasma gas leaks out of Brads TV and deforms MorlockPrimes face... Can we say Vanilla sky part II?
Stavos
Dude I'm a fricking Morlock. I'm pretty sure I'm immune to plasma gas. Sadly, I am not immune to your poor attempts at humor. I can only assume you were forced to watch Vanilla Sky by Brad as only fairies watch Tom Cruise dramas.
MorlockPrime
Forced by Brad to watch Vanilla Sky yes, sadly. However Brad told me he's seen you in the shower humming the Terminator theme song while you're crouched down to raise up just like Arnold after he timed traveled, then he can't help but laugh when you get aggravated that the curtain clings to your leg and ruins your moment.
Stavos
That would be funny if it hadn't been on Brad's blog months ago. So Captain Original, got anything else for me? Maybe Brad can borrow his balls from Lisa long enough to think up something for you.
MorlockPrime
You've done the Terminator thing more then once? On another note I see you've been to Whiteface Mountain... I bet it wasn't white before you arrived! have a thing for peaks huh? Whatever floats your boat.
Stavos
Well i didn't feel like making any babies so i had to pull out....a lot. Hence they became whiteface. Just like your mom.
MorlockPrime
w00t welcome to circa 1992! Besides you can't make babies, Morlocks are hermaphrodites, so go screw yourself................ literally
Stavos
Just cause I'm a hermaphrodite doens't mean I can't have sexy time with your mom, or your wife. Too bad the only one I have sexy time with is Brad's woman. But at least her hair is blond now.
MorlockPrime
Yeah well my Video Card is better... Yeah I went there!
Stavos
Burp
Excelcier
My Access database can't handle this extreme comment posting!
AtomicInternet
Who still runs access? Oh yeah, and your UPS comm is screwed up again. :P
E1
Access is da bomb man! A screaming 10 transactions a second! Who needs more than that?
AtomicInternet
In addition to eating Eloi, my new purpose in life is to overwhelm and destroy your access database. Then laugh at you from the safety and efficency of my SQL Server
MorlockPrime
isn't your website hosted on Brads server?
Stavos
Yes, however, when his access database fails, it should not disrupt my service. Until Brad decides to take vengence by redirecting my site to www.StavosGayeAdventures.com
MorlockPrime
Why redirect to anything other than midget porn?
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-15-2007 AJAX and .NET 3.0 Installed View Webcam for 03-15-2007 2 COMMENTS
Best Workflow Ever At the bequest of the Morlock, I installed ASP.NET 3.0 along with AJAX for .NET on this server today. Thinking I had done him a great service, I told him it was ready to use to which he immediately responded with a complaint that I didn't make a database change in my comments. I told him to use the new .NET 3.0 workflow system I just installed to write up a detailed flowchart of the change request. Ten minutes later I got this jewel in response. Clearly the best workflow diagram ever.
User Comments for 03-15-2007:
Just up his rent
Stavos
That workflow truly is amazing. So amazing that once finished I quit work for the day.
MorlockPrime

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