Thanks again to the transitive property, I now have a new Wii attached to my 42" Plasma TV. I decided to let the Morlock unbox, set up, and try it out before my Wii bowling debut. Lisa dominated the first few games, but the Morlock eventually beat us both. I was in last place due to the defective Wiimote which interpreted a curve for my every throw. This was later confirmed at the Kelleys where my bowling game improved significantly on their properly calibrated Wii. I imported my Mii from Steve's Wii, and Lisa whined excessively about the suggestive nose we gave her Mii, which of course prompted a permanent lock on her character. I have to admit it's an addictive gaming console; the giant 8-bit mario in Super Paper Mario alone justifies owning one, but something seems not quite right from this angle.
User Comments for 04-15-2007:
The wii is mine. I'm giving your mii a penis nose. MorlockPrime |
Damn I got a sexy ass, not to many people get to see their own ass you know! To bad it's not 1080i StavosWS6 |
He'd need 1080p in order to display your whole fat ass. MorlockPrime |
uhhh first off the video isn't in any HD and secondly changing from 1080i to 1080p wouldn't show more of a picture. I don't get it? /shrug... guess your not a nerd like you lead us to suspect. StavosWS6 |
1080p has a higher resolution for displaying even more of your fat ass and small brain then 1080i. Why don't you help yourself to some fucking wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080i MorlockPrime |
Oh I helped myself to some wikipedia and learned that Morlocks have no thumbs, and are hermaphrodites. Can't play with your wii huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock Stavos |
Slander. Wikipedia says nothing about my thumbs or my sexual reproduction parts, which Lisa can assure you are quite male. MorlockPrime |
Your sexual repoduction parts are as big as a thumb? dude TMI Stavos |
Yeah, a gorillas thumb you envious bastard. MorlockPrime |
Hey they don't call me the Elephant man for nothing monkey boy! Stavos |
Have you seen your face? Go look at your face in a mirror, you'll understand. Or if you prefer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_man MorlockPrime |
damn i'm sexy! Why don't you wiki "pen island.com" and move there! Stavos |
Why don't you wiki merkin you damn ass pirate. MorlockPrime |