Gnomes A Plenty

03-31-2007 Gnomes A Plenty

Lisa and I recently returned from a visit to the flatlanders to celebrate their newborn flatlander. The baby loves bacon and eggs, so we were treated to breakfast every morning. We were also given a new addition to the Gnome family, henceforth known as "Fruity." Lisas parents also gave us "Bugsy" with his very own mushroom house. I was so excited about the new Gnomes I bought the last Quiznos bundt cakes in Ohio (they are discontinued) to celebrate. Unfortunately, neither Lisa nor the flatlanders wanted anything to do with this delicacy, so I was forced to eat them myself. Ron and Jen's gift of Sleepy on St. Patricks day before Fruity and Bugsy has resulted in an exponential increase in Gnome population at my house (MiDGE is the most disturbing Gnome ever). No longer a solitary Gnome, Butt now has to relearn socialization with Fruity and Bugsy outside while Sleepy and MiDGE party inside. I predict an outcome similar to the crack spider with Butt as the victor (and mushroom house owner).

User Comments for 03-31-2007:

wait a sec your "inlaws" to be gave you a mushroom! nicceeeee!
Stavos

Wait a sec.... There's grass in Ohio!?!?
Stavos

Wait a sec....Stavos can type?
MorlockPrime

Hey Morlock did you get a wii yet? oh and don't forget the ball(s) accessories!
Stavos

Brad was kind enough to show me where you live, so i'll be getting my wii as soon as i find a rock to throw through a window.
MorlockPrime

You wouldn't be able to get your fat ass thru our windows, no worries.
Stavos

Windows? Morlocks don't use windows. I'm just throwing the rock through it to be a dick. In true morlock fashion I plan on mining up through the floor.
MorlockPrime

typical underground dwelling pissed off fussy Morlock. Time to board up the door leading to the basement.
Stavos

I think we've lost sight of the fact that Brad has gnomes and is therefore gay.
MorlockPrime

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