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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-22-2010 Verizon WinPhone7? View Webcam for 12-22-2010 20 COMMENTS
WinPhone7 Verizon App My recent acquisition of a wireless-only WinPhone7 might end up on eBay sooner than I anticipated. A "leaked" app on the marketplace hopefully means Verizon support is coming soon. I'll finally be able to party with Bill Gates even without a wifi signal nearby.
User Comments for 12-22-2010:
But will you be able to play BFBC2 on it!
MorlockPrime
I can play BFBC2 on my iPhone. So I win!
Stavos
Hmm.. still trying to figure out my solution to the mobile device hole in my life.
Excelcier
What a shock, no one wants to follow up on a comment about the whole in Ron.
MorlockPrime
It's way to obvious. I need something more classy.
Stavos
How about an ice sculpture of an American flag violating the queen of Canada?
MorlockPrime
How about a sculpture of a big black fist pointing at Canada?.... Oh wait.
Stavos
Just pointing or fisting?
MorlockPrime
You have to ask? They have some of the worlds largest anus on the planet, someones gotta plug that leak! That's how they procreate.
Stavos
I've heard that before. I figured they had to lube up their whole bodies though and just run right up there. You know, sort of like how they artificially inseminate an elephant.
MorlockPrime
Never seen an elephant artificially inseminated, let me check on youtube in mid sentan..... OMFG!
Stavos
And that's how a Canadian is born!
MorlockPrime
Wow... you guys REALLY need a hobby... I must really entertain you too to focus so much creative energy on one stupid country. Perhaps compensating for something??? Throwing stones to hide your hands?? Hmm. lol
Excelcier
Canadiens aren't funny. See post above for proof.
Stavos
I think I'll design a chrome extension to hide anything of possible Canadian origin. You'd pay for that right Steve?
MorlockPrime
There's an app for that!: HIDECanada, it hides all 2 things the Canada people created. Bacon and hockey.
Stavos
Brad.. time to change the kitty litter.. it smells like bullshit in here!
Excelcier
Well Excelcier, if you could just learn to go to the bathroom outside, we wouldn't have to have kitty litter in the house.
MorlockPrime
Coming from the Morlock who shits in caves.. hahaha
Excelcier
Yes, in CAVES! Not on the floor of brad's blog. Seriously
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-21-2010 BFBC2:Vietnam View Webcam for 12-21-2010 10 COMMENTS
Battlefield: Bad Company 2: Vietnam released today and the two colons in the title correctly foreshadowed the awesomeness of the game. While technically the same game, the add on gave new vehicles and maps that further titillated my loins beyond what I thought was possible with a single game. Maxing out at 8 simultaneous players in a party, a total of 12 people played at one time or another throughout my 6 hour odyssey of 60's era carnage.
User Comments for 12-21-2010:
I can't wait to flame you.
MorlockPrime
BUUURRRRP Just cause
Excelcier
Maybe someday Ron will by BC2 so the Morlock and I can spawn all over him and burn it with fire.
Stavos
It would be the fruition of everything I've dreamed of since I met him.
MorlockPrime
So I take it he wont be the captain and you the 2nd in command seaman on your very own vessel? (Insert poopdeck joke were deemed fit) ...was that a triple pun?
Stavos
I'm so happy you noticed the size of my vessel Steve. He's more than welcome to man the machine gun in the boat in that one damn level of Vietnam while I drive it around like a jackass. I might just turn around and try to shoot him though. Yeah, I know, same team, won't work. Still doesn't mean it isn't fun.
MorlockPrime
Yes Charlie shoots well at us GI's over open water, only if we had help during the Vietnam war we might have won. Of course I don't mean Canada If they sent 85% of their army which would of been 2 guys sharing a horse that wouldn't have change anything.
Stavos
Woah woah woah woah woah....Canada has horses now??? Next thing you're going to say is that they've discovered the secret of the horse shoe!
MorlockPrime
Dammit Morlock you just bumped them into the renaissance era with your post. You know if you handheld a child through life they'll never learn on there own.
Stavos
True Stavos, however, you can also never polish a turd.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-18-2010 De-Gay View Webcam for 12-18-2010 11 COMMENTS
Gay neighbor’s house Lots of activity at the ex-gay neighbor’s house today, and this time it didn't involve underage boys or an angry trailerpark mob. The ever inquisitive Robbie learned they were refurbishing the house for resale, and from the amount of soiled crap they were throwing in the trailer it would have been wise for them to have remembered hazmat suits. EternalOne mentioned a 2 month cooldown period the banks must adhere to in case the original owners want to buy back the property, so I guess that has finally expired. This means the house may actually be rechristined at some point in the future, until then it remains the ex-gay neighbor’s house.
User Comments for 12-18-2010:
Perhaps E1 could claim it as his own and continue the degredation of the gaybourhood? hahaha
Excelcier
Perhaps Brad should purchase it to further grow his slum empire.
MorlockPrime
I'd buy THAT for a dollar
Excelcier
I think Ron sold his name to a bot
Stavos
I think Ron sold his name to Tim Horton's. The Ron is now a half donut mixed into a cup of coffee.
MorlockPrime
Hmm.. yeah, or something...
Excelcier
re-christened :)
Sassypoopypants
Wait, did Lisa sneak into the gay house and get it on? Well it wasn't with Brad, as he would have bragged. Therefore, I can only assume she snuck in with a girlfriend and the house is still a gay house.
MorlockPrime
Wow Lisa wasted her 1 visit per year on Brads site on this lame article?
Stavos
Oh and it's "rechristened" btw not "re-christened"
Stavos
All hail Stavos, the Grammar QUEEN!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-17-2010 TRONTastic View Webcam for 12-17-2010 5 COMMENTS
Tron Tonight was the TRON Legacy movie premiere and also a celebration of aging for Excelcier. Evidently his birthday has some pretty hefty celebrity pull as Nicholas Cage as well as the ever elusive TomTron were both seen partaking of the premiere. Being surrounded by such star power only served to amplify the experience, as the movie itself was great. A believable storyline continuation and awesome CGI job on young Jeff Bridges sold it as a sequel very well. The dialog was sufficient, but not excessive and thankfully the drama was kept to absolute minimum. I can easily see the setup for a 3rd movie, so here's to hoping they go through with it before another 28 years go by.
User Comments for 12-17-2010:
Was a funderful event. Sadly you missed the followup festivities after we did the DEW-exchange
Excelcier
I can't believe I liked a movie Ron liked. Whats that bright light over there? Is that a paradox coming?
Stavos
I can't believe I haven't seen it yet.
MorlockPrime
OMG Steve... I don't believe my eyes! This is like only the 2nd time we've eclipse on this topic!
Excelcier
I saw the movie. I wasn't sure if it was a sequel to Tron or the Big Lebowski.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-12-2010 Snowman Army Factory View Webcam for 12-12-2010 5 COMMENTS
Today was the first major snow of the year, and I took advantage of the mild temperature to build a snowman army. After activating the inflatable eyesore, I added two more snowmen of varying sizes to fend off the threat of a Morlock attack. The quick drop in temperature was perfectly timed and ice-hardened the troops for added defense. The test finally came during Taco night and as you can see the army held strong against both the Morlocks and the Senators.
User Comments for 12-12-2010:
Yup
Excelcier
Did you figure out who the ghost chick was on the gnome cam?
Stavos
Perhaps she was a Morlock scout. Gauging the defensive strength of the Eloi.
MorlockPrime
That makes sense, comes out at night, and no signs afterwards. It's very rare to catch a Morlock scout on video. Especially one that only snaps 1 shot ever 5 mins. Lazy Scout...
Stavos
Bring on TRON!
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-06-2010 Feature Reduce View Webcam for 12-06-2010 4 COMMENTS
After going feature crazy with ratings and my bandwagon jump to facebook likes, I decided to become more refined and offer a simplier, more honest interface. The fact that only Stavos used them had nothing to do with removing them. Now you can enjoy the simple pleasure of making Morlock and Canadian jokes along with random unrelated banter unhindered by attempts to add meaning.
User Comments for 12-06-2010:
I blame Canada for this! Burn it with fire!
Stavos
It's a common misconception that we can eliminate the "Canadian problem" with fire. Unfortunately, much like the mutant freak "Iceman" of x-men lore, they just ice over their skin and repel the fire. Instead suggest that they find the corner in a circular room, this is sure to keep any Canadian dumbfounded and occupied eternaly.
MorlockPrime
See, this helps me understand how they origination of gay people came from Canada. Clearly we only have an estimated 74 years left until the entire country is extinct.... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Stavos
Morlock's and Canadians... freaks and messed up offspring of the two resulting in Brad Lloyd as a product. Yikes.. disturbing.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-04-2010 Snowman Activate View Webcam for 12-04-2010 6 COMMENTS
My inflatable snowman enters it's 8th year of annoying neighbors and Lisa. I'm shocked it still works, but with the Morlock promising repeated violataions that should soon be remedied. Here you can see the Senator visiting for a router firmware hack (and opportunity to trip over the snowman tether lines) Snowman
User Comments for 12-04-2010:
How upset would you be if i drive my car onto your lawn and into your snowman?
MorlockPrime
I can't keep up with these duplicated updates between your site and Facebook.
Stavos
I'm officially boycotting your site because you removed the article color status from us! We wont our pointless features back!
Stavos
How could he! It's like he doesn't even care about his loyal fan base. BOYCOTT!
MorlockPrime
Could be worth an international trip for the sole purpose of a drive-by snow slaughter
Exclecier
Good luck getting that pellet gun through customs!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-22-2010 Satellite Tuner Upgrayyeed View Webcam for 11-22-2010 3 COMMENTS
Hauppauge HD PVR Not satisfied with standard definition satellite programming over s-video, I decided to explore HD set top box options for Windows Media Center. If I was "sharing" cable, the Ceton tuner would be the no brainer solution, but since I'm stuck with satellite, the set top box is my only choice. Fortunately, the Hauppauge HD PVR recently added support for media center. After upgrading my receiver, I exploited the component video hole in the DRM strangling HDCP that prevents me from piping HDMI directly into media center. While a painful workaround, it lights up a pretty blue when recording and I can now enjoy the Walking Dead in 1080i, despite a significant lag changing channels.
User Comments for 11-22-2010:
Blue zombies!
Stavos
Even better than normal zombies!
MorlockPrime
Oooooh... prettty blue... blinky...
Exclecier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-21-2010 Frost Warning Light Tragedy View Webcam for 11-21-2010 5 COMMENTS
Frost Warning I'd like to tell you a story about a senator named Stavos. Every year, this brave senator holds his breath for my annual frost warning light post. It comforts him amid all the stress of kissing babies and paying off hookers to keep their mouth shut. This year, I failed him. My post was delayed due to work demands and eventually lost in the sea of bytes that was my notepad.exe file. This is my attempt to remedy that failure, and bring back some security he so desperately needs during these trying times. So I state to the world that today (posthumously) is the day my frost warning light illuminated! The long tradition remains intact!
User Comments for 11-21-2010:
Now I know not to go outside for 4 months.
Stavos
Now i know i can pee in Stavos' lawn without fear of him coming out to get me!
MorlockPrime
Hahahahahahaha
Excelcier
The tradition must continue as long as the Cougar snow flake indicator is still functional.
Exclecier
How the hell was I supposed to know not to go outside this year. This is shameful.
Enorym

Rating: 4.33 - Link to this Article 11-17-2010 Wife Nerdification View Webcam for 11-17-2010 3 COMMENTS
Lisa's nerd training is coming along swimmingly. Instead of "I can't watch movies" or "the TVs not working" she knew how to properly convey the exact issue she was experiencing. "Vault is on and the other computers can't connect" told me my home server was running but the router wasn't sending packets properly. The next step is her auto-diagnosis to reboot the router but I'm absolutely tickled about her text message.
User Comments for 11-17-2010:
I expect her running cat cable by year's end.
MorlockPrime
Well i'm impressed. If you didn't have a screenshot of the txt I wouldn't have believed you. Granted she's a nurse and knows crap we could never imagine, however a simple network diagnoses impresses us LOL
Stavos
Stunning. Thats equivalent to finding a jet fighter in king tut's tomb.
Enorym

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