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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-21-2010 Frost Warning Light Tragedy View Webcam for 11-21-2010 5 COMMENTS
Frost Warning I'd like to tell you a story about a senator named Stavos. Every year, this brave senator holds his breath for my annual frost warning light post. It comforts him amid all the stress of kissing babies and paying off hookers to keep their mouth shut. This year, I failed him. My post was delayed due to work demands and eventually lost in the sea of bytes that was my notepad.exe file. This is my attempt to remedy that failure, and bring back some security he so desperately needs during these trying times. So I state to the world that today (posthumously) is the day my frost warning light illuminated! The long tradition remains intact!
User Comments for 11-21-2010:
Now I know not to go outside for 4 months.
Stavos
Now i know i can pee in Stavos' lawn without fear of him coming out to get me!
MorlockPrime
Hahahahahahaha
Excelcier
The tradition must continue as long as the Cougar snow flake indicator is still functional.
Exclecier
How the hell was I supposed to know not to go outside this year. This is shameful.
Enorym

Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 11-04-2009 Frost Light Go View Webcam for 11-04-2009 10 COMMENTS
Frost Warning Every year the world holds it's breath, wondering when my frost warning light in my Cougar will illuminate. Well today is that day, and on a positive note, it's the latest it's turned on since I started keeping track. Whether this means we're in for a mild winter, or if it's another sign of global warming I can't say, but I did exercise caution for possible ice on the road as my manual dictated despite the bright sun and lack of any kind of moisture.
User Comments for 11-04-2009:
This is like the pre-groundhog's day for winter. If Brad see's his frost warning light on the 4th of November it will be a bad winter. No frost light... you get the idea.
Stavos
My frost warning turned on for the first time today as well. GET OUT OF MY CAR'S HEAD!
MorlockPrime
My car eats frost for breakfast, they’re grrreat!.... Oh wait your not talking about cereal?
Stavos
Let's be honest Stavos, your car eats fruit loops.
MorlockPrime
So my car eats... Jetta's?
Stavos
I said fruit loops. Not gay cars.
MorlockPrime
Yu missed years 05 and 06. Not having that information has made my life less complete.
Keith
O yeah well my internal warning light went off about 2 weeks earlier than this because I totally love getting up at the buttcrack of dawn when there is actually frost, and ice on the cars window in which when I'm running late I get to scrape off, while you wake up to sunlight and dry grounds...how is this fair?
CANDY
You get home earlier and have nice several hr layover's which you use for naps. We dont.
Stavos
what you wanna cookie?
Candy

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-22-2008 Snowmiser Kills Heatmiser View Webcam for 10-22-2008 14 COMMENTS
Frost Warning Today my frost warning light came on in my Cougar meaning the temperature was below 42 fahrenheit, and as it indicated the ground was covered in frost. The last time this light came on it kicked off 5 long months of freezing weather. With the Free Press promising snow this weekend now is a great time to move to Florida with Joseph.
User Comments for 10-22-2008:
Screw Florida i'm moving where its just about to turn spring. Good day mate!
Stavos
I'm gonna cry!!! NO SNOW!!!!!!
Excelcier
OMG dude it snows 11 out of the 12 months in your country.
Stavos
Are you on drugs?? lol.. BTW, watch it now, I'm south of you and in fact, I'm more south than 1/3 of the US! So there! hahaha
Excelcier
Seriously there's always snow somewhere in your country can't argue that! and Yes I know about the whole South of Detroit thing. currently your North of me because I don't live in the city of Detroit
Stavos
What the hell's wrong with Canadians that live in Windsor. Windsor is south of Detroit. Windsor is not SOUTH of Farmington Hills or Redford. Southeast perhaps, but not south. Don't they sell maps at the gas stations over there aye?
MorlockPrime
And it's MOSTLY EAST at that you ass clowns!
MorlockPrime
See morlock wanted to rant so bad he forgot to put the correct evader for his first post.
R1OT
Well my escape may be delayed but rest assured I'm still working on it.
Tim
It's true R10T. Sometimes in my haste I make mistakes. Like moving back to a state that is next to Canada. What the hell was I thinking?
MorlockPrime
At least in Ohio I have no direct connection to Canada. Either go over through New York or...*gasp* Michigan.
R1OT
True, however, if all the snow (of which there are mountains of it) in canada ever melts, you're sure to be destroyed due to the flatness of your land and the water's inevitable down / south heading.
MorlockPrime
Only the west side will be flooded since you Michganders assume that all of Ohio is flat.
R1OT
And leveled with cement. Can't forget that either. W00t michigan is a island!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-29-2007 Michigan No Longer Hates Me View Webcam for 10-29-2007 3 COMMENTS
Frost Warning Waking up to 38° this morning and seeing the frost warning light in my car brought back horrible memories of frozen nose hairs and gray slush, but with the first sign of winter showing up at the end of October I couldn't really complain. By 1pm, it was 60° again showing Michigan really has stopped hating me. A company-sponsored game of bowling at 3pm put the final warm fuzzy on the best winter reality day so far. Now I just need Keith to post the temperature in Mississippi to have it all come crashing down on me.
User Comments for 10-29-2007:
However Florida is calling your name. Here's a ePostcard of your favorite high-tech swamp also known as Nasa. http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/071029204523.jpg
Stavos
Oh I hate you just you wait a few weeks!
Michigan
Michigan was just briefly on vacation, it will return to hate you with a vengence. Especially when it kicks out your water heater again.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-18-2004 Another Sign of Doom View Webcam for 10-18-2004 2 COMMENTS
Frost Warning Today my frost warning light came on in my Cougar meaning the temperature was below 42 fahrenheit. The last time this light came on it kicked off 5 long months of freezing weather. With this spring being the rainiest since 1912 I already feel robbed of my spring/summer and now with the cold weather digging it's claws into Michigan I feel cheated. I just hope it stays above freezing long enough for me to move into my new house. Hopefully a heated garage will help me cope with the depressing winter ahead.
User Comments for 10-18-2004:
Not doom, its cuddle alert!
Missy (aka Fiance)
Yeah that really is the best thing. Its been cold here too. Me and Lavonne have been more cuddly this week. We even hit 59 one night.
tim

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