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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-22-2010 Satellite Tuner Upgrayyeed View Webcam for 11-22-2010 3 COMMENTS
Hauppauge HD PVR Not satisfied with standard definition satellite programming over s-video, I decided to explore HD set top box options for Windows Media Center. If I was "sharing" cable, the Ceton tuner would be the no brainer solution, but since I'm stuck with satellite, the set top box is my only choice. Fortunately, the Hauppauge HD PVR recently added support for media center. After upgrading my receiver, I exploited the component video hole in the DRM strangling HDCP that prevents me from piping HDMI directly into media center. While a painful workaround, it lights up a pretty blue when recording and I can now enjoy the Walking Dead in 1080i, despite a significant lag changing channels.
User Comments for 11-22-2010:
Blue zombies!
Stavos
Even better than normal zombies!
MorlockPrime
Oooooh... prettty blue... blinky...
Exclecier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-21-2010 Frost Warning Light Tragedy View Webcam for 11-21-2010 5 COMMENTS
Frost Warning I'd like to tell you a story about a senator named Stavos. Every year, this brave senator holds his breath for my annual frost warning light post. It comforts him amid all the stress of kissing babies and paying off hookers to keep their mouth shut. This year, I failed him. My post was delayed due to work demands and eventually lost in the sea of bytes that was my notepad.exe file. This is my attempt to remedy that failure, and bring back some security he so desperately needs during these trying times. So I state to the world that today (posthumously) is the day my frost warning light illuminated! The long tradition remains intact!
User Comments for 11-21-2010:
Now I know not to go outside for 4 months.
Stavos
Now i know i can pee in Stavos' lawn without fear of him coming out to get me!
MorlockPrime
Hahahahahahaha
Excelcier
The tradition must continue as long as the Cougar snow flake indicator is still functional.
Exclecier
How the hell was I supposed to know not to go outside this year. This is shameful.
Enorym

Rating: 4.33 - Link to this Article 11-17-2010 Wife Nerdification View Webcam for 11-17-2010 3 COMMENTS
Lisa's nerd training is coming along swimmingly. Instead of "I can't watch movies" or "the TVs not working" she knew how to properly convey the exact issue she was experiencing. "Vault is on and the other computers can't connect" told me my home server was running but the router wasn't sending packets properly. The next step is her auto-diagnosis to reboot the router but I'm absolutely tickled about her text message.
User Comments for 11-17-2010:
I expect her running cat cable by year's end.
MorlockPrime
Well i'm impressed. If you didn't have a screenshot of the txt I wouldn't have believed you. Granted she's a nurse and knows crap we could never imagine, however a simple network diagnoses impresses us LOL
Stavos
Stunning. Thats equivalent to finding a jet fighter in king tut's tomb.
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-12-2010 WinPhone7 Wannabe View Webcam for 11-12-2010 4 COMMENTS
HTC Surround After finding an HTC Surround for $300 on eBay, I decided to buy a phone that is incompatible with my provider. Thanks to the Kin, Verizon hates Microsoft meaning no WinPhone7 till at least next year, which also means I had to take the absurd step of buying what is effectively an overpriced mini-tablet. I'm not proud of what I did, but I don't regret it either. My life-long sickness for cheevos just got mobile, and my dream of a radio station database app got more real. I'm also hoping the entire platform avoids the Kins fate at least until I get a Verizon version and can sell this stopgap on eBay. Now go forth, and spread the story of the man who bought a phone that he can't use for cheevos.
User Comments for 11-12-2010:
Tis a fine phone that can't make calls. Good to see a phone OS that changes the game not clones it.
Stavos
CHEEEEVOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! and 80s music!
MorlockPrime
Confused... so you have no phone number, no service, no connectivity? So you basically just bought a pocket pc?
Excelcier
It's a smaller ipad with slide out keyboard!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-06-2010 November LAN View Webcam for 11-06-2010 4 COMMENTS
LAN Party The annual November LAN was dedicated to Starcraft 2 this year. The most epic of the games was captured in a replay for posterity. Spoiler alert: I didn't win. The typical noob beat down by the pro players was in full force, roughly dividing in half the number of people enjoying themselves vs those in misery. Fortunately there was sufficient cheap Kirkland beer and shenanigans to prevent anyone from going postal. An expected 8-10 attendees exploded into 15 which cut into the dedicated Dance Central area preventing me from showing off my super fly dance moves to the group until later in the evening, when Marco, TomTom, Jeffords and I busted out some moves and got beat by a Champion table tennis AI. A frequent question during the times we don't blow a breaker is my electrical consumption during the LAN, which I remembered I now log on Google power, so for the first time I present the power usage graph in all its glory. Almost forgot the obligatory LAN Video, enjoy.
User Comments for 11-06-2010:
You forgot about the overwhelming amount of Mac's where a typical Lan party has just 1 mac but this one had 7! Also I think this is the first annual November lan? Usually we have Jan lans. Gotta be a hater I know.
Stavos
Always gotta nitpick don't you stavos. We'll see if you get invited to the MacLan again!
MorlockPrime
The "Scrap-and-toss" presence was FRIGHTENING to say the least! Besides that, it was a fantastic Starcrafty fun kinda time. There was also only one instance of non-conformance to all Starcraft, all the time.. 2 people delved off into a private Quake 3 orgy. What might posses such a random act of futility? The world may never know.
Excelcier
Those people that diverged from SC2 were repeatability sacked and forced to play as zerg.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-01-2010 BFBC2 Returns! View Webcam for 11-01-2010 4 COMMENTS
As sub 60 degree weather descends upon us, a glimmer of hope shines from my projector. BFBC2, neglected and forgotten over the summer, is making a comeback. Tonight with the help of Tigerbomb, MorlockPrime, TomTom, Myrn and MrPyroPuma we achieved a 6 person force of win and came back from a loss to dominate the next 4 rounds. Notably absent was Stavos and Joseph who will be mocked incessantly the next time they dare login. A short stint with Medal of Honor was all I needed to remember how awesome the team-based mechanics of BFBC2 blow everything else (save BF 2142) out of the water. With the Vietnam add on coming soon, the night of 8 person split squads is looking numerous.
User Comments for 11-01-2010:
When a good game comes out such as BFC2 or any BF game for that matter I picture myself being downloaded into that game once this body decays and forever being locked into the game as a virtual presence. Is that weird? Oh and Minecraft is consuming me ATM but i'll soon be back in BC2 since I'm a huge fan of Vietnam history and the older BF-Vietnam game.
Stavos
Don't lie Stavos, you're playing Dwarf Fortress! BFBC2FL!
MorlockPrime
Minecraft is sorta like DF but way better. It's like America vs Canada.
Stavos
Less blogging more BFBC2!
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-31-2010 All Time Low Halloween Turnout View Webcam for 10-31-2010 7 COMMENTS
Every year Lisa insists on buying candy for the 2-3 trick or treators we get. I refuse to acknowledge the holiday as my dream of handing out full cans of pop and being the most popular house on the street were dashed my first year at this house after the realization that nobody stops by our neighborhood on Halloween. Below is the single group of kids that made Lisa's night and set a new low turnout record. God bless the little bastards.
Trick or Treaters
User Comments for 10-31-2010:
Should have invited yourselves over our house to hand out candy to over a hundred kids. Everyone else did =p
Stavos
Actually brad, there WERE a lot more kids that were going to stop by but I shot them. Do you have a shovel I can borrow?
MorlockPrime
Oh Morlock I see what you did there and I don't think you gave enough time between sentences.... So can I have your boat while your in pound me in the ass prison?
Stavos
You're so silly Steve. You can't break someone out of prison with a boat!
MorlockPrime
They were sooo cute!!
Lisa
For zombies!
MorlockPrime
I didnt have a single trick or treater this year.
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-25-2010 Epic Starcraft II Win View Webcam for 10-25-2010 4 COMMENTS
Epic Win My attempt at a Planetary Fortress Rush was successful on my second attempt, and it was absolutely awesome! Here's the replay, and fortunately for me the terran enemy didn't realize he just had to pick up his command center and move. I credit the sheer shock of the attack as the cause of his surrender. You are hereby REQUIRED to download this and marvel at the sheer ridiculousness that is the planetary fortress rush.
User Comments for 10-25-2010:
This sounds like a pryamid scheme.
MorlockPrime
I predict a 20% success rate. Well played though.
Stavos
Good luck doing that more than once!
Excelcier
I'm quite saddened by the lack of recent updates regarding BFBC2. I must see it everywhere I go....while listening to Boom Boom Pow.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3.33 - Link to this Article 10-21-2010 The Parasite Grows View Webcam for 10-21-2010 6 COMMENTS
Baby Today I got my first look at the parasite living inside Lisa. The ultrasound tech tried to convince me it was a normal healthy human, but I saw the spine and I know an alien larva when I see one. Here you can see the head, eyes and nose in profile which is clearly an alien head. I don't remember a face sucker ever latching onto Lisa, but somehow it deposited the egg when I had my guard down. I'm not sure how much time she has, so I'm trying to make her comfortable for as long as she has left. I've got a quick start flamethrower and plenty of fuel so I'm prepared. And in case you're wondering, here is how babby form.
User Comments for 10-21-2010:
Just to play it safe, I'll wire your house with semtec.
MorlockPrime
I also placed 6 of these sentry guns around your house just in case. BTW I can see it's a boy. http://www.spatcave.com/scifiweekend07/DSC02539_resize.JPG
Stavos
It's coming to take you away.... This is the first scout from Skyline http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/
Excelcier
That baby really looks like your next door neighbor.
Tim
It does look a lot like Robbie's wife....wtf were those two doing!
MorlockPrime
Make sure it knows how to use Vault.
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-13-2010 Alien Hacker Proof! View Webcam for 10-13-2010 4 COMMENTS
Today is the day Enorym predicted aliens would land and make themselves known. Instead, a mega patch landed for my web server. Considering the aliens may make themselves known on the internets and facesbook instead of IRL, I thought it wise to patch up and prepare. Know this alien energy spheres: you can't get into my web server and harness the collective minds of humanity.
User Comments for 10-13-2010:
When was 2003?
MorlockPrime
Just as the movie Indepence day showed us it's very easy to transfer viruses between Mac's and Aliens from another world. Not PC's to Aliens thats just plain silly.
Stavos
Submitted Date: 2010-10-13 05:57 GMT Event Date: 2010-10-13 02:00 GMT City: Albuquerque Region: New Mexico Country: US Summary: A black, undulating line in the sky that drifted and changed color to silver on occasion. Click Here for Full Event Detail
Enorym
Steve - Hahahahahahaha... perfect!
Excelcier

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