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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-23-2008 Easter Miracle View Webcam for 03-23-2008 4 COMMENTS
Easter included a stop at the flatlanders to celebrate the anniversary of the spawn of Melanie and Jaird. I of course sent them an e-card to congratulate them, and loaned out Lisa for some last minute wrapping. Sunday breakfast yielded a jellybean zygote Easter miracle, which Lisa was very excited to witness.
User Comments for 03-23-2008:
I can't believe stavos hasn't commented on this yet. He must be feeling sick. Or he's depressed I'm moving to phoenix. Where its warm and we don't get any of this snow shit.
MorlockPrime
There's just no point anymore since the Morlock is moving. I'm jumping off the building without my glasses so you know i'm serious.
Stavos
Are you going to ebay the Jellybean zygote?
Stavos
I think i know a british guy that might buy it.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-16-2008 Sonic in Southgate! View Webcam for 03-16-2008 10 COMMENTS
Sonic! My obsession with Sonic dates back to when I helped Joseph move down to Florida in 2002. There, for the first time, I sampled the experience and was so excited I had to get a photo with one of the waitresses, who tolerated me quite well. Unfortunately, the closest Sonic to Michigan is over 8 hours away in Indiana, which meant the constant commercials served only to taunt me the past 6 years. My Sonic visits were limited to vacations, that is until today when I learned that Sonic is coming to southgate! I plan to find out the actual opening date in April and camp outside that morning in celebration of the fact that it will soon only be an hour away from me.
User Comments for 03-16-2008:
I remember last year we were speculating whether we should drive the 8 hours to Indiana to try it. I was also going to write a letter to Sonic saying it's not fair that you tease us with these commercials. We have to make this an event!
Stavos
Group outing! I'm in.
Duane
There is plenty of flatland in Ohio to build them aswell.
R1OT
I heard rumors of this. I'm glad someone has confirmed it. I miss the burger on texas toas and the chili cheese tots. The popcorn chicken is good too.
Tim
I got ahold of the lady who wrote the article, she didn't have the date. I'm going to try and find contact info for John Matar or Fred Rafou and keep digging. Once we have a date we can plan the campout!
AtomicInternet
Well played! They only thing missing now is the In-n-Out!
brian
I'm in, Route 44 Cherry Limeaid FTW!
E1
This is awesome!! I can't wait for it! Southgate is close to me I like that too. I first tried Sonic when I visited my sister in Columbia Missouri. I had a regular Sonic Burger and that thing was big! I also loved the fries!
Silvercup
I wish there was a white castle out here in california I'd trade sonic for that any day.
Enorym
Actually, your first visit was in 2001 in Oklahoma. You came down to see me and Gabriel at the end of summer. Sonic is the only reason to stay in OK at the end of July - the good slushies and drinks!
Squish

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-14-2008 Commander in Call Of Duty 4 View Webcam for 03-14-2008 3 COMMENTS
Rank 55 in COD4 After dedicating 46 hours of my life to Call of Duty 4, I finally joined the rest of my friends at the maximum rank of commander. Not a very exciting accomplishment, but at least I have something to show for it. After 250 hours of Battlefield 2142 I'm still 4 ranks away and Frontlines only teases me with screenshots, so it was nice to finally get a warm feeling of accomplishment. With today reaching 60 degrees, I'll soon hopefully be free of my FPS prison.
User Comments for 03-14-2008:
And you're still a virgin! Quite the accomplishments!
MorlockPrime
so what does the circle icon and the 3 guys running, and the percentage mean in FFOW stats?
Stavos
I think it means that you're in a circle jerk with 2 other guys at least 50% of the time.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-12-2008 Morlock Bumper Fix View Webcam for 03-12-2008 4 COMMENTS
Morlock Bumper Fix Yesterday the Morlock came over for a redneck bumper repair. The technique involves placing a jack under a rear-ended truck bumper and jumping up and down in the cargo bed, forcing the bumper back into it's proper position. In addition to beating their chest and glaring with glowing eyes, jumping menacingly is a specialty of the Morlock, so the repair was expertly executed.
User Comments for 03-12-2008:
So how did the bumper get bent in the first place? Good thing you have a 300lb Morlock near bye some people aren't as lucky.
Stavos
Well if you must know, someone rearended the morlock's sister's truck. Yes Morlock's have siblings, however, whether they are male or female is really irrelevant since Morlocks are hermaphrodites. Thanks for the red neck bumper repair Lloyd.
MorlockPrime
Haha repair!
Enorym
Myron's comments are those of a highly functional retard.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-11-2008 Myrone the Gnome Surfaces View Webcam for 03-11-2008 4 COMMENTS
After almost 5 years since Myrone the Gnome went missing, it looks like he may have made his way down to South America to scare the local residents. I can't be certain it's my old gnome, but given that this is exactly what his namesake would do if he were a gnome, I have to believe it's a good possibility. If you look closely at the video, you can just barely make out what looks like a phone. If it turns out to be an iPhone, I'll be fully convinced.
User Comments for 03-11-2008:
If you listen really carefully you can hear the local South American kids saying "MYRN" which summons the giant Myrone Gnome immediately. I'm quivering as we speak someone hold me.
Stavos
If Myrone the gnome is in South America, then who the hell is renting out my extra room!
MorlockPrime
STAY OFF MY LAWN YA DAMN GNOME!
Duane
WTF that is creepy
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-05-2008 Internet Explorer 8 Hates Me View Webcam for 03-05-2008 14 COMMENTS
Excited to see how my "standards compliant" website looked in Internet Explorer 8, I promptly downloaded it only to discover the new "standards enlightened" browser rendered my navigation menu similar to how I render things into the toilet. Looks like I have to take some of the blame though, since it passed the acid test with flying colors. Rendering aside, the new web slice feature looks promising, sort of like RSS feeds on steroids. Activities kind of freak me out, but I'm sure I'll come 'round to them as well in the end. Needless to say I'll be obsessing over both until I get at least one of each up and running.
User Comments for 03-05-2008:
Although I’m a IE fanboy and still like it more than Firefox, I think M$ did make a mistake with IE7 which made a lot of people jump ship to Mozilla. Because IE8 is beta it should be a separate install and not overwrite IE7 so you can actually test it. and isn't IE7 only 1 year old? I remember IE6 lasted at least 5 years so is M$ admitting a mistake?
Stavos
So, and don't take this the wrong way, when will your site stop looking like shit?
MorlockPrime
I thought it was supposed to look like shit. Isn't that joke? har har... cough.
brian
Welcome to 2002.
Duane
Have I mentioned that the iPhone rules
Enorym
Btw for the record I'm writing this while I'm in a pizza place in napa called red brick
Enorym
IE8 screws a few of my sites, as well, including my primary site. Oh well, time to fix the misc bugs finally, I guess...
E1
When we arrive to California I’m throwing your iPhone over the Golden gate iBridge, into the iWater!
Stavos
IE8 doesn't break sites. Non-compliant markup does. Web Standards will free us all.
Duane
iDon't care about iPhone. IHope it crashes into a unrecoverable iState.
R1OT
No, its not my HTML, its IE8 dammit. LOL. Well, more properly its IE6 that's breaking IE8 -- since I had to add custom crap to make IE6 work and those fixes are screwing IE8... I'll get it figured out, but until then they're stuck with an extra whitespace on my main site.
E1
I know you all were worried about DetroitArchive and just to inform everyone DetroitArchive is IE8 compatible. Good old fashioned asp and 2004 design still holding strong four years later. On a totally unrelated note if you need a website hire me I’m the only official IE8 designer in these parts.
Stavos
For some of Stavos' sample work, please visit www.shemale.com, www.bighairymen.org, and www.bigtrannies.com
MorlockPrime
Though my favorite ie8 compliant Stavos site is www.getridofallcanadians.com
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-02-2008 Morlock In The Freep View Webcam for 03-02-2008 6 COMMENTS
Awhile back, the Detroit Free Press stopped by my work to interview Michigan companies. While they were here, the original Morlock decided to unload an entire round of nerf darts in my general direction. The photographer caught him on camera and included it in the article. A perfect avatar photo. Now that he's famous, I also plan to up his rent accordingly.
User Comments for 03-02-2008:
Congratulation Morlock on your 15 mins of fame, can the Freep buy a better camera that photo is horrible quality.
Stavos
Where is the resulting photo with nerf darts covering Lloyd's face and junk?
MorlockPrime
Brads 15 mins were all used up with the Cougar commercials, the Freep and all news media know this that’s why were all granted 15 min of fame.
Stavos
You may now purchase my autograph on my new eBay store, as well. Line up, they're going fast... :P
E1
Well at least we now know where Morlocks evolve from.... Blood sucking Salesmen!
Stavos
It's true. My father was a salesman for some time. Also, I'm pretty sure when he visits Asia he does improper things to children and drinks the blood of virgins. I can only hope to be so noble one day.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-01-2008 Civil Defense LAN View Webcam for 03-01-2008 3 COMMENTS
Civil Defense If the Civil Defense LAN is any indication of Michigans state of preparedness, we'll owe our lives to Canada and Ohio. Jaird and Ron were the only two brave enough show up and assist me in protecting our oil assets in Frontlines: Fuel Of War. We spent the great majority of the LAN playing this new game, and even with only 3 people playing it was different enough from other FPS to keep us going well into the night. Once we discovered all the weapon load outs and specialties, we switched to Starcraft before enjoying our celebratory dinner at Rams Horn. Surprisingly, the least attended LAN ever wound up being sufficiently entertaining. Gnome Cam is here, video is pending.
User Comments for 03-01-2008:
Sorry to miss out, apparently when you get a free power supply the only last one year before they blowup.
Stavos
I'm not sorry, I don't care for flatlanders or canadians.
MorlockPrime
OK, I'll help save all your hides... except the Morlock's hide. I'll use him as bait for the terrorists.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-29-2008 Happy Leap Year Day View Webcam for 02-29-2008 3 COMMENTS
Leap Year
User Comments for 02-29-2008:
I thought the reason there was a February 29th was so that I would have an extra day every 3 years to make fun of stupid Canadians (well that's redundant now isn't it).
MorlockPrime
Thanks to leap year Morlock Prime beat me to the first comment per post ratio and because of the alignment of starts and planets I’ll let this slip only for this nonexistent day.
Stavos
Personally I'm suprised Lloyd's antiquated Access database can even handle us comenting on a leap year. I'm convinced he's switched over to some text file based RDB.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-25-2008 Sidebar Weather Gadget View Webcam for 02-25-2008 14 COMMENTS
AtomicWeather With my desktop weather app showing its age, I decided to create a new Vista weather gadget. It sits in your sidebar displaying current temp, wind, and 8 hour forecast. Click it and see max wind, high/low temp, and rain/humidity details. To make it stand out among the 20+ other weather gadgets, I used my weather station feed to ensure it is the least useful to anyone outside the Detroit area. Now on to an equally useful GnomeCam gadget!
User Comments for 02-25-2008:
Adding it as soon as I get home. Looks a bit dark in your thumbnail, may want to lighten the dark blue. Besides that very nice.
Stavos
A nice feature would be a link to the Gnome cam at the bottom, since that's a visual tool for weather, or even better a Gnome cam sidebar!
Stavos
Well that gadget is useless for those of us still using a good stable operating system. :-(
Excelcier
Funny you say that, Vista 32bit and 64bit are running more stable then XP has ever been for me. I welcome our new gadget overlords.
Stavos
Yeah, Vista rocks compared to XP -- unified driver arch, integrated security (even if it is annoying, it's already saved my system from some new, undetected virii)... Plus the real kicker, DX10. Until you go Vista you're stuck with subpar shader processing. =)
E1
So who's got a copy for me?? Bring it to the LAN
Excelcier
Thats the downside of vista, can't pirate it. It has online account activation. The key only works on one system, and if you change hardware to much you have to call M$ to reactivate it. M$ finially bullet proofed it.
Stavos
Wow! You guys all bought OS's!?!?!? Holy shit! See... XP is better. lol
Excelcier
I got mine for free, from watching 2hrs of vista webinar
Stavos
I don't have those cool connections. I'm stuck in the world of electronics and car audio... it's painful
Excelcier
RE: Canada doesn't have the internet so Excelcier can't watch webinars.
MorlockPrime
Morlocks don't have sunlight and electricity and haven't developed any measurable brain activity so MorlockPrime can't communicate with Eloy.
Excelcier
It's spelled Eloi. Why don't you help yourself to a copy of "The Time Machine" ya fucking retard.
MorlockPrime
Wow. However if you two duke it out my bets on the most hairy guy. Close choices I know...
Stavos

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