Morlock In The Freep

03-02-2008 Morlock In The Freep

Awhile back, the Detroit Free Press stopped by my work to interview Michigan companies. While they were here, the original Morlock decided to unload an entire round of nerf darts in my general direction. The photographer caught him on camera and included it in the article. A perfect avatar photo. Now that he's famous, I also plan to up his rent accordingly.

User Comments for 03-02-2008:

Congratulation Morlock on your 15 mins of fame, can the Freep buy a better camera that photo is horrible quality.
Stavos

Where is the resulting photo with nerf darts covering Lloyd's face and junk?
MorlockPrime

Brads 15 mins were all used up with the Cougar commercials, the Freep and all news media know this that’s why were all granted 15 min of fame.
Stavos

You may now purchase my autograph on my new eBay store, as well. Line up, they're going fast... :P
E1

Well at least we now know where Morlocks evolve from.... Blood sucking Salesmen!
Stavos

It's true. My father was a salesman for some time. Also, I'm pretty sure when he visits Asia he does improper things to children and drinks the blood of virgins. I can only hope to be so noble one day.
MorlockPrime

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