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My recent adventure with Vista Backup yielded a modest gain in data transfer performance thanks to the fourth drive in my RAID. My disk performance boost came just in time to help keep me well above Senator Kelley's new configuration. His recent upgrade to 64-bit Vista bested my video performance. The data transfer crown for Michigan is all that keeps me going, and I can't let him have it. Perhaps the California champion could run HD Tune for me and pass along the screenshot?
User Comments for 12-26-2007:
The only logical next step is fiber channel.
brian

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-23-2007 Vista Complete PC Restore Blows View Webcam for 12-23-2007 4 COMMENTS
Vista Complete PC Restore Blows Since there is no 64-bit connector for Windows Home Server, I enjoy the irony of having to manually back up my most-likely-to-fail 64-bit Vista RAID 0 workstation. The 3 drive RAID has served me well until recently when I started running short on space. A spare drive I had on hand in case one failed was the perfect solution, and after reading a very happy tutorial on the Complete Backup/Restore tool in Vista, I was full of rainbows and bunnies about the whole process. The backup was surprisingly fast and wiping out my RAID was almost as satisfying as recreating it with the fourth drive, bumping my failure potential up to 4 times as likely vs. a single drive. The happy sunshine restore procedure worked great until an ugly "wrong size/number of drives" error refused to let me restore anything. A 2 hour odyssey of trying various disk/size/volume/partition/drive letter combinations to satisfy this error yielded no results. Fortunately a google search located this rant of people who also found the restore procedure less exciting than advertised. Apparently the folks in charge of this feature for Vista decided allowing you to restore to something other than the exact same drive configuration as you backed up from would frighten and confuse the average user. Since the point of a backup is to allow you to recover from a drive failure, you would think mapping your old volumes to new ones would be a common sense feature to include. Instead, after researching the recovery console command line, I pieced together the magic command to restore to whatever drive configuration you please: wbadmin start recovery -version:12/23/2007-05:59 itemtype:volume -items:c: -backuptarget:h: -recoverytarget:c:, replacing the version/drive values as needed. Obviously this is much easier to remember than providing a simple dropdown to select which drive you want to restore to.
User Comments for 12-23-2007:
Time for a Raid 0+1 my friend. Two stripped + two mirrored drives.
stavos
I moved back to XP x64 on Saturday to get some additional performance. Seems I may run into the same problem anyway... Thanks for the tip!
outbytuesday
MYRN!
enorym
THATS RIGHT MYRN 4DAWIN!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-22-2007 Retarded Snowman View Webcam for 12-22-2007 4 COMMENTS
Snowman! This morning I woke up to a 42°F day which makes for great packing snow. What's the best thing to do with packing snow? Fire snowballs at unsuspecting passers by of course, but building a gigantic retarded snowman is a close second (I'm the retard on the left). My goal was to make one larger than my inflatable one, but lifting 50lb snowballs without them disintegrating was beyond me, so I fell a few feet short. Lisa provided needed approval, and the Morlock promised equal opportunity violation for both snowmen. Enjoy the abomination I've created until it melts.
User Comments for 12-22-2007:
I long to violate all retards pictured.
MorlockPrime
Your snowman does resemble Corkey
stavos
MYRN!
enorym
THATS RIGHT MYRN 4DAWIN!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-21-2007 Engadget Copies My Idea! View Webcam for 12-21-2007 5 COMMENTS
Evidently, Engadget read my recent blog post and decided to create Evaders for their comment system as well. They're calling them avatars but it's obvious they stole the idea from me. Nobody else comes up with this stuff. Stavos, co-creator of the evaders, is already pursuing legal action against them.
User Comments for 12-21-2007:
Seems like a nice complement.
outbytuesday
I'm consulting the creator who invented the "Evaders" name and prepping her with exciting football moments before she's sent into the bull pin with the Engadget crew. As a result Engadget has no chance.
stavos
Merry Christmas beyotch!
Tim
MYRN!?
enorym
THATS RIGHT MYRN 4DAWIN!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-19-2007 NEUTRON Upgrade to 8800 GT View Webcam for 12-19-2007 7 COMMENTS
With a constant barrage of 8800 hype from EternalOne, Duane, and Stavos, I finally found a good enough deal to justify a video card upgrade. I immediately put my 7600 GT on eBay to offset the cost, which promptly sold well before my 8800 GT arrived. While borrowing an old 7800 from EternalOne, a followup email indicating it would not ship till Jan 15, 2008 made me take the plunge and purchase another one at full price. While well below the three 8800 fanboys performance, I'm quite happy with the immense improvement, and await the day my second card brings me in line with the mega nerds.
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User Comments for 12-19-2007:
Excellent choice, you'll love the new dx10 graphics eventhough dx9 users think it's just a bunch of hype.
stavos
what are all these numbers? I'm confused.
brian
Pay no attention to the meaning of these numbers, only that they are larger than the previous ones.
AtomicInternet
I like to look at the dark gra bars which are 3X longer then the light gray ones....
stavos
OK, who's got sloppy seconds to donate?? I need a PCI-E video card. I only have an on board Geforce 6100 and it sux balls.
Excelcier
MYRN...
enorym
THATS RIGHT MYRN 4DAWIN!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-18-2007 Portal Complete View Webcam for 12-18-2007 9 COMMENTS
Companion CubeToday I finally completed Portal, a full 8 days after Stavos and probably long after the rest of the world. Naturally, I'm obsessed with all things portal now, including desktop backgrounds and the end song, which I loop at work. I even started building the papercraft companion cube from the game, but fortunately it's complicated enough to possibly free me from my obsession.
User Comments for 12-18-2007:
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Weighted Companion Cube
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.
Weighted Companion Cube
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... Missed.
Weighted Companion Cube
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and Grief Counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
Weighted Companion Cube
The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
Weighted Companion Cube
Okay, the test is over now. You win! Go back to the recovery annex for your cake
Weighted Companion Cube
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back."
Weighted Companion Cube
You definitely need to work on spawning some mini-lloyds.
brian
WTF MYRN!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-17-2007 Home Server Ad Campaign View Webcam for 12-17-2007 9 COMMENTS
Server In The House My obsession with Windows Home Server is well documented, so naturally I check the team blog regularly. After a long gap I finally checked it again today to find a post about the Stay at Home Server ad campaign. While the acting in the clips is horribly cheesy, I'll write it off as their attempt to reach the average consumer, which went horribly wrong. Fortunately the most amusing part doesn't have any actors to make you cringe; enjoy Mommy, Why Is There a Server In The House?
User Comments for 12-17-2007:
Because a majority of people are uneducated about computers I'm sure this still confuses them however at least it's at their level, gotta start from somewhere.... Sorry I'm in a PO mood I just finished a 10 hr day dealing with our HR people in making an Intranet site for work, I had to explain to them for 45mins what a "link" and how users will know it's a link because it's blue text with a underline.
Stavos
In related news, Steve "Senator" Kelly was arrested for going postal on several HR workers. One survivior commented that it was a "bloodbath" and that Steve kept hacking at peoples heads with a machete saying "do you get the link now bitch?"
MorlockPrime
LOL for a second there I thought you were Ron... You all look the same to me, Candians and Morlocks are both hairy
Stavos
One thing Microsoft doesn't do well--never has, in fact--is relate with the average consumer. MS takes a hardline approach that it's customer base is all-geek, and thus should "get" all the reasons you need their products. Apple on the other hand does that extremely well--and MS should take note and try something like that. Just take a look at how "untechnical" the Pc/Mac TV spots are.
brian
Those Pc/Mac TV spots are very obscured, and misleading. So a PC can only create spread sheets, not photo's or video edit, and can't network with other OS'? If anything they misinform the general public.
Stavos
Who the hell invited brian to make a legitimate comment about the post? You know I took a crap the other day and before I flushed, I thought I saw Stavos in the toilet. Stavos and turd look so alike.
MorlockPrime
Just to clarify, Stavos is just pretend turd, Brian is a real turd for ruining our comment fun.
MorlockPrime
I for one welcome my new pretend [turd] status, and will use it efficient as possible!
Stavos
Sounds like you're also welcoming your new bald Morlock overlords.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-16-2007 Hooray for Snow View Webcam for 12-16-2007 5 COMMENTS
Snow A half-foot of snow today answered my question about global warming potentially ending big snowstorms. Drifts up to two feet were also a pleasant surprise. My hatred of winter is temporarily lifted when snow falls thanks to the light-reflective anti-SAD effect, and exponentially more exciting winter 4x4 driving. It also brings potential for more Yee Haw Sleddin which was missed last year.
User Comments for 12-16-2007:
Bleh. Have fun with that! And in parting, I leave you with: "Lionel coin bank lionel coin bank lionel coin bank save your money save your money save your money"
brian
Snow can suck my fucking ass! I want everyone who likes snow to freeze into the arctic tundra hell from whence they came.
Pissed off Excelcier
SAD? Are you kidding me? What a joke, you're just a giant pansy because you don't like the cold. Who wants to build a snow fort in my back yard?
MorlockPrime
Yee Haw Sleddin and Morlock snow fort building temporally relive my frustration from the snow.
Stavos
wow is that somethin I dont miss. Horray for california
myrone

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-15-2007 Snowman Activate View Webcam for 12-15-2007 1 COMMENT
After the Morlocks holiday party, followed by a visit from Chase and the flatlanders last night, I decided to assemble the inflatable snowman to help keep the good times rolling. Lisa has often told me how much she enjoys my obnoxious decoration, and the Morlock even stopped by promising to violate it frequently while I was setting it up. Repeated violations make me wonder if I'll get a 6th year out of this $50 investment, but even a 5 year eyesore was well worth the money, especially with so many great memories.
User Comments for 12-15-2007:
Your snowman is mighty, now prepare for the winter snow storm which means prepare for Yee-Hawwin season!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-11-2007 Added To Google Street View View Webcam for 12-11-2007 5 COMMENTS
The Morlock messaged me today with the news that Google Maps Street View had added our street to their image library. You can even move the camera angle to the ground and see the car that drove by taking the 360° images. I wasn't able to find anything displaying a date in the imagery, but since my truck is in the back and my Cougar is in the driveway I would place it somewhere around the time I was shoveling rock in July. Now that I'm officially famous I'll be signing autographs for $1 each.
Street View
User Comments for 12-11-2007:
Amazing coincidence is that I also found this exact same thing unrelated to reading this today!! I was at work looking something up and BAM "Streets View" lit up and my eyes did too. I then proceeded to waste a full hour playing with the damn thing around Michigan.
Excelcier
Bested! you beat me to my Google Street view post! www.detroitarchive.com
Stavos
Brad showed me that my place shows up on google streets, as well. Even better, my truck is in the driveway -- now if I was just outside smoking a cig at the time I would have been immortalized for life... :P
E1
Quite right E1. Instead we're forced to visit http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/071109192245.jpg in order to view your immortal picture.
MorlockPrime
Don't worry Chris, I've got a photo album full of pictures of me that I'm wrapping for Christmas...just for you. =)
E1

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