Portal Complete

12-18-2007 Portal Complete

Today I finally completed Portal, a full 8 days after Stavos and probably long after the rest of the world. Naturally, I'm obsessed with all things portal now, including desktop backgrounds and the end song, which I loop at work. I even started building the papercraft companion cube from the game, but fortunately it's complicated enough to possibly free me from my obsession.

User Comments for 12-18-2007:

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Weighted Companion Cube

The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.
Weighted Companion Cube

As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... Missed.
Weighted Companion Cube

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and Grief Counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
Weighted Companion Cube

The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
Weighted Companion Cube

Okay, the test is over now. You win! Go back to the recovery annex for your cake
Weighted Companion Cube

Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back."
Weighted Companion Cube

You definitely need to work on spawning some mini-lloyds.
brian

WTF MYRN!
enorym

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