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BlogChecking the
Gnome Cam for this morning, it seems the Morlocks forgot to logout of
PlanetSide lastnight and the game spilled over into my front yard. One of the players must have decided Missy's Trailblazer was a
Lightning Tank and threw an EMP grenade at it. The grenade subseqently knocked out my camera while the player most likely discovered it was in fact a passenger truck and not an enemy vehicle. Stupid n00bs!
I asked them to turn off the lights/snowman because I'm an electricity snob and Steve had the following to say:
The
most disturbing Gnome ever finally made a friend with the
second most disturbing gnome ever thanks to
Ron and Jen's birthday gift to me. Both Gnomes share a passion for gnome/squirrel relations and are perfectly positioned to share long rides together. 2MDNE almost didn't make it due to the
inclement weather, but fortunately Ron's
FRONT WHEEL DRIVE minivan was able to spin and slide through the snow with ease once he activated the
FRONT WHEEL DRIVE feature by pressing the
FRONT WHEEL DRIVE button on the dash. We decided to celebrate appropriately by playing
Need for Speed Underground and Most Wanted.
CORRECTION: 2MDNE is Missy's present, not mine.
At lunch today my friend Dan handed me a book called "
George Washington's Rules of Civility" and told me I should follow them. So, starting tomorrow I'm going to make my effort. I already have large bets wagered on it lasting less than 20 minutes, but we'll see how it goes. Additionally, here's a
giant inflatable grinch for no apparent reason. Enjoy.
You may have noticed the snow-blob monster in my yard
take form a few days ago. I was at first puzzled by his appearance. Puzzled that is, until
Stavos crossed me by taking my
Snappy support traffic. He funneled a support request into his FTP site robbing me of a precious 320 kilobyte addition to my
massive web stats. I was so furious that my rage was able to bring the snow-blob to life. Temporarily ambulatory (apparently for only 5 minutes) he immediately found and attacked Stavos leaving him with a new respect for frozen snow-blob monsters. I got an online apology within seconds, and an email from "Blobby The Exterminator" informing me Stavos "won't be a problem anymore." Naturally he's now for rent. $200 gets you a "clarity reinforcement" against a person of your choosing.
After almost 3 weeks of waiting since my
last SATA RAID attempt, my replacement
WD Raptor 74GB drive finally arrived. I wasted no time in setting up the SATA RAID and quickly ran the benchmark in case another drive decided to die. As you can see from the
high tech animation my random read went from 14.9ms to 7.8ms and my average read went from 63MB/s to 114MB/s, both of which represent almost double performance. Not quite the 150MB/s I was hoping for, but definately a nice improvement. I then proceeded to do the fastest WinXP load of my life on the new RAID, requiring only 13 minutes from start to finish. Now even internet browsing seems faster and the drives are whisper quiet (I can only hear fans now). The true test of archive decompression comes soon, but so far the increase in speed is well worth the reduction from 240GB to 140GB. The extra 100GB was used for softcore porn anyways, and we all know hardcore is the only stuff worth keeping.
Tonight at 10:30 while playing "Trivial Pursuit 90's Edition" with the
Josephs I got a call from
Denay who was apprehensive after visiting my
Beta house to pickup some of her remaining things. She told me about a
large hole in my front bay window and that she had quickly vacated the premesis after seeing it. With TJ Hooker and wife in supporting roles, Missy and I went to investigate and found the
exit wound of the
rock that actually bounced
off the wall after breaking through a double-paned window and ripping through the solid blinds. Impressed with the required velocity I was convinced only a vehicle going 60mph down the road could have launched it into my window, however unlikely. After a 45 minute wait for Redfords finest the officer said he had 16 such cases in the last 2 weeks and that the rocks frequently did damage to the opposing wall. Apparently some bored kids were to blame. We promptly beat the crap out of the first
curb squirrel we found and called it a night.
Am I
metrosexual for liking
Depeche Mode? The name means "fast fashion" but do I like them because I'm fashionable
or because I strive to become fashionable? Only
Jesus
knows for sure, but I've been told my favorite songs by them are shallow and go nowhere so I suspect it's nothing quite as deep.
I have concert tickets to them courtesy my
super fiance
who insisted on taking me tonight, and for that I am in her debt. The last Depeche Mode concert I attended with
Lomar was a sound and light spectacular complete with emotional
highs and lows equalled by no other (not even Moby). Also, in case you missed it I'm making a subtle suggestion though hyperlinking that
Lomar is Jesus. Just in case you missed that subtle suggestion. In the hyperlinking.
Flipping through the
Gnome Cam captures for today I stopped at 4:30pm and saw what looks like a bird in mid swoop. The Morlocks aren't claiming any pranks so I have to assume it's a legitimate capture. What are the odds of snapping at that exact moment? Apparently not very high. I can only assume the bird was attempting to mate with my Gnome and probably got camera shy.
Today I drove out to
Leo's place to start
taking apart my transmission I took out of my
Cougar. After taking off the bell housing we noticed the
magnet was completely covered in metal shavings. Definitely a sign that something was wrong. Once we had the entire transmission apart the problem was obvious: my differential was in
very sad shape. I'm surprised it was still working at all after seeing the gear wear. 6 years of use, especially with 3 years of supercharged and autocross goodness can take it's toll. Fortunately the whole purpose of taking my tranny off was to put in a
beefed up limited slip differential so the replacement part is on hand and ready to go. This one is designed to handle 500+ HP which I never plan to reach, but still get a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing it can handle that much. The stock was designed for 170HP and put up with the 250HP my supercharger throws at it fairly well, but I could no longer stand the one-wheel-wonder that was my car. Soon I'll have two wheels to put the power down with and actually use most of the power I produce.
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