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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-17-2008 Zombie Snow Blowing View Webcam for 12-17-2008 7 COMMENTS
Zombie Snow RemovalAfter a long night of Left 4 Dead in 8 player vs mode, I woke up this morning charged for a zombie fight. Instead, I fired up my snow blower and managed to clear both my driveway and my neighbors in under 10 minutes. I'm not sure if it's the zombie vision or urge to get to the safe room, but apparently fighting zombie hordes is good preparation for snow removal.
User Comments for 12-17-2008:
After playing that game for 8 hrs straight i started to see zombies on my way to work the next morning. I even thought I ran over one but it was road tar.
Stavos
I covet your snowblower. Right now all I have is an old shovel. It works since we have no sidewalks or even visitors in the outlands. However I look forward to the day when I can join the local primitives that use quads with snow blades...
Duane
its cold in california but I dont have dust to clean up hahaha.
enorym
C'mon where is the fanboy thread on atomicdetroit?
R1OT
Thread created... Enjoy http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=1299
Stavos
"You do not have the required permissions to read topics within this forum." compliments of atomicdetroit
R1OT
I @#$%ing hate snow.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-10-2008 PS Home Launches Tomorrow View Webcam for 12-10-2008 14 COMMENTS
Playstation Home So you paid the $399 for an overpriced blu-ray player and as movie rentals move farther from physical media and closer to streaming/downloadable you're wondering "Can I do anything with this other than play 'Little Big Planet'"? Well your answer is here as Sony finally launches PlayStation Home tomorrow. While us Xbox 360 fanboys know we get better graphics, easier development, more exclusives, streaming movies, built-in extenderand a better online network, that last point could be in contention as Sony launches their cheap knockoff of Second Life. PS3 fanboys, all kidding aside, tell me your thoughts after playing around with it. I'll be reviewing it as well at my boyfriend/neighbors house on launch day. For those disappointed in the recent lack of posts, this should provide more than enough fuel for rage and banter.
User Comments for 12-10-2008:
This article should set me well over the 1000th comment in no time! BTW I just bought an Xbox 360 so cmon Sony boys try your best shot! Sony failed product list: Betamax, Memory sticks, PS3, & lastely (coming soon)blu-ray!
Stavos
What games did you get Steve?
R1OT
Oh and once you can get an entry level PS3 for $199, I might actually pay attnetion to them again. Untill then 360 all the way.
R1OT
going to get the following: Dirt, Grid, PGR4, GTAIV, RB2, and GH3. I'm sticking to PC for FPS and strategy and making the 360 my music/car machine.
Stavos
FYI, PS3 also hooks right into any Media Center PC. It's not the Media Center interface but i can stream my episodes of Bewitched and animal pron just fine. Thoughts on PS Home to come.
MorlockPrime
Steve whats is your XBOX id?
R1OT
I can't activate it till Christmas but it will be StavosWS6. Brad just loaded it on my xbox.
Stavos
You can't or your not allowed?
R1OT
Love the penny-arcade comic today: Penetrating Look at Sony Home
AtomicInternet
When is the last time you posted a comment on your own site brad?
R1OT
PS Home is entertaining for about 5 minutes... right now it's still in beta and the variety of activities and modifications is minimal. The graphics, however, are absolutely stunning. I'm looking forward to using it as intended: an online meeting place. BTW - My PS3 streams all of the non-DRM content from both my Vista Media Center as well as the open-source standard media server built into my NAS.
Duane
But still...whats the cheapest PS3 you can buy right now?
R1OT
From the recent reports the PS Home is turning out to be a epic fail. Very bad connection times, very simple nothing to it for something that took so long to make, Pretty boring and annoying so ya basically the penny arcade sums it up!
Stavos
You'll get a kick out of this one for the PS3 Home launch.
Sony Home Female Avatars Not Safe in Sony Home
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-08-2008 Q*BERT Birthday Cake View Webcam for 12-08-2008 5 COMMENTS
Q*BERT Cake Try as I might to hide it, my birthday continues to occur year after year. Having wrote the application that reminds managers of anniversaries and birthdays at work, I curse myself annually for not including an exception for my name. This year, however, was an exception to the cursing as it yielded an awesome Q*BERT Birthday Cake. My friend Tim from work asked me what my favorite video game character was a few days ago out of the blue and now I know why. His wife spent 6 hours making the cake from scratch (thankfully also for her portfolio and not just my birthday) and as you can see it turned out awesome (tastes just like you'd expect Q*BERT to as well).
User Comments for 12-08-2008:
That's pretty cool! It's very obvious that Tim’s wife is hitting on you!
Stavos
She just made the cake to get Brad to post again... We missed you Brad "welcome back!"
R1OT
You missed Brad? That's sick and wrong.
MorlockPrime
Deep down you missed him too.. don't lie.
R1OT
All I missed were the fresh opportunities to make fun of Canadians, Flatlanders, and Stavos alike.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-21-2008 The Internet Is Gone! View Webcam for 11-21-2008 13 COMMENTS
This morning I woke up to cries of "the internet is gone!" from Lisa. Thinking quickly, I decided the three most likely events that could bring down the internet was a colossal solar flare, multi-targeted thermonuclear attack, or a router worm of untold evil that jams every switch in the world with garbage. Since my alarm clock was still working I ruled out the solar flare, and the lack of zombies ruled out the thermonuclear attack, which left the worm to end all worms as the likely culprit. I sprang into action and retrieved my emergency cash, gold ingots and platinum bars along with my bucket of food and generator, then threw all of it along with Lisa into my truck. Before I could embark on my planned escape route from certain financial meltdown and social chaos my phone buzzed and my heart skipped a beat. Taking it from the holster I was amazed to see my google alert for the HDPC-20 flash across my screen. Daring to hope, I loaded up my mobile browser and was greeted with Google. A few more websites later and I was convinced the internet was alive and well. Running downstairs I discovered that in fact my internet connection was down, not the entire internet. I explained to Lisa that our internet connection is not the entire internet, and asked that in future outages she be more specific about what exactly is gone. Crisis averted, I went back to bed.
User Comments for 11-21-2008:
I'm so happy you mentioned the Zombies. Solar flare was was icing on the cake!
Stavos
Zombie vs. Morlock ...who would win?
R1OT
Zombies are already dead, Morlock's just smell dead.
Stavos
As long as the frech lose, who cares.
MorlockPrime
The who?
R1OT
Brad is fired, no updates. Also, he is gay.
E1
All in favor of ousting Brad say "I".
R1OT
I! He needs to stop playing games on xbox and grow up! btw getting my xbox soon!
Stavos
Great then there will be only morlock to comment...
R1OT
And comment I will. If brad ever posts again, lazy bastard.
MorlockPrime
The internet must truely be gone since Brad hasn't blogged in 20 days!
Stavos
Stavos...you need a counter post... "Brad is gone!"
R1OT
I'm initiating a Post hijack and i'm getting my xbox tomorrow so i'll need everyone's user names that has one. GO!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-19-2008 I Gots The New Xbox Experience! View Webcam for 11-19-2008 5 COMMENTS
AtomicInternet and SassyPoopyPants Excited as a 12 year old on Christmas, I ran downstairs this morning to get the new Xbox Experience on my primary machine. My illegal load was lacking the new Miis Avatars, so I quickly set about creating one after my new "legal" update finished. A few minutes later, I was hotter than ever, but apparently nobody on my friends list was as excited as me and I was alone in Avatar world. Lucky for me, Lisa is obsessed with making virtual characters and by the time she was done creating hers, Keith had one done for a kinky Xbox fanboy three way. Now I just need to get my new avatar into Mirrors Edge so I can make out with Faith when Lisa isn't home, so long as she doesn't catch me.
User Comments for 11-19-2008:
I love how my Xbox Avatar or evader™ as Lisa calls it has been pre-designed for me by Xbox itself.
Stavos
Stavos
OMG WTF!
enorym
The douchebaggery knows no bounds!
MorlockPrime
So in Xbox world Stavos does not need glasses?
R1OT
Yes and brad does! Weird huh.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-15-2008 November LAN View Webcam for 11-15-2008 5 COMMENTS
After an intense night of Rock Band, complete with lights and smoke machine courtesy Senator Kelley, the November LAN kicked off after 3 hours of setup and configuration. The record setup time was thanks to Call of Duty 5, a 30 minute install that refused to cooperate until we setup a dedicated server. After the setup hurdle, things went fairly well with the addition of FarCry 2 and Zombie Panic to round out the game list. Excelcier took a hit for the team by volunteering his computer to experience the technical difficulties this LAN, and Stavos lost his crown as first to arrive when Marco not only showed up first but left last after helping me gain even more gamerpoints on Xbox with Mirrors Edge. Now that all the setup kinks have been worked out, the Jan LAN should be a snap. Timelapse and webcam are all I got from this LAN thanks to my frantic attempts to get COD5 to work.
User Comments for 11-15-2008:
Another great LAN party. It's amazing how quickly you get these things set up and how well they work out. Thanks.
Duane
After several hours of installing COD5, Farcry 2, and zombie attack it was refreshing to play new games besides the usual Quake III, far cry, and COD4. The Zombie game was a lot of fun despite 6 people out of 8 playing. Maybe Orange box will go on sale soon for $20.00. Good to see some new faces and some of the old gang, very nice turn out for a Nov Lan. Yes my early bird crown has been taken, I could only stand Brad for so long. However he's a mighty RB drummer.
Stavos
Wait, lloyd likes Rythem and Blues? I'm sorry you all cried at my absence.
MorlockPrime
Morlock who? Are you the Tubby sub delivery guy?
Stavos
My beard is on it's way to stab you stavos. Let's hope it doesn't stop and get drunk on the way.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-14-2008 Dell PowerEdge 6600 View Webcam for 11-14-2008 2 COMMENTS
PowerEdge 6600 An auction at work netted me a Dell PowerEdge 6600 server which I promptly loaded up for the upcoming LAN party. I learned the Xeon processors aren't 64 bit, which made the 8GB of memory less exciting, but still addressable. It replaces my PowerEdge 2400 which was cutting edge around 2000 (the new one is cutting edge around 2006) being twice as heavy and almost twice as large. It's also 4200 better. What do I plan on doing with this beast when I'm not serving files for LAN parties? Absolutely nothing, it sucks too much power and nothing I do needs this much hardware. I just like having it close to me, in case I need to start a virtual server farm or local weather modeling. Below is my upgrade path to awesomeness.
SystemCPUMemoryRAID
REAKTOR
New Server
Xeon MP @ 3.00 GHz
4 Physical, 8 Logical
8.00 GB DDR Dual Dell PERC 4/DC
REACTOR
Old Server
Pentium III @ 861 Mhz
1 Physical, 1 Logical
1.50 GB SDRAM Single Dell PERC 2/Si
User Comments for 11-14-2008:
Don't worry, I'm sure E1 will sneak in to your house at night to turn it on and further upset your carbon footprint.
MorlockPrime
Your green has finially overcome your nerd. Time to reduce the furance temps to offset this beast, besides it will also heat your house as well.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-13-2008 GameFly Is Superfly! View Webcam for 11-13-2008 6 COMMENTS
GameFly After deciding $60 for a new Xbox game could instead buy me 4 months of a 1-game-out GameFly rental subscription, I decided to take the plunge and signed up for an account yesterday. After setting up my queue with Mirrors Edge at the top I restrained myself from hoping I'd get it any time soon, instead expecting to get the first "Available Now" title (Assasins Creed) as my first game. An email today, however, had me tickled pink as I learned the 'just released' game is on it's way. And while I wait for it, I can learn the controls and download the manual. If it arrives before the weekend I may just have to do a happy dance.
User Comments for 11-13-2008:
I'm using gamefly too. You usually have to have a game in your que right when it is released. They have even skipped over a high availability game and shipped something farther down my list.
R1OT
w00t pr0n! whatfly? I can't read the full article without getting distracted.
Stavos
A game / piece of mail has never gotten me as excited as that picture. Unlike brad, who generally gets that excited over a piece of male.
MorlockPrime
So does the male man deliver males into your box?
R1OT
I think the male man just comes over to put his male into brad's box.
MorlockPrime
I think brad needs a HD resolution of that photo above and the two of you needs to stop talking about male men.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-10-2008 Your Xbox 360 Wants 802.11N View Webcam for 11-10-2008 45 COMMENTS
WGA600N Even my cat can't get a wire to my Xbox 360 in an inconspicuous way, so I've been stuck with the Xbox wireless adapter which only supports 802.11G. Too often have my HD video streams stuttered into unwatchability and caused Lisa to cry, so today I decided to end her suffering. Microsoft has no official 802.11N support, so a wireless bridge was my only option, and I remember Whineyho having success with his. This being one of the many draft N versions, I wasn't 100% certain it would inter operate with my routers flavor of Draft N, but surprisingly they both got along extremely well and so far no more tears from Lisa. If you're stuck with a wireless Xbox 360 I'd recommend this option over the official adapter any day. I also took the opportunity to switch my wireless security layer from my lowly 64-bit WEP to WPA2-PSK(AES) since WPA-PSK(TKIP) was hacked, and my house has long been a prime target for drive-by hacking on account of my immensely popular blog.
User Comments for 11-10-2008:
I always wondered why there was a G6 parked outside your house on the web cam. Think i seen some guy looking like stavos in it too.
R1OT
Although the Sam Cat cableing is way cooler and I hate wireless deeply I agree it's pretty sweet. And no that wasn't me! Your webcam can't prove anything because I removed the photo's before you switched from 64-WEP. Doh was that out loud?
Stavos
Three Xbox blogs on the front page, seems like your addiction is spreading, and NO it's not a diseases it's your own damn fault!
Stavos
Lloyd, you're efforts to hide your cougayness behind a facade of XBox gayity won't work.
MorlockPrime
One that uses "facade" in a sentence surely is the most gayest.
Stavos
Perhaps, but when you read it, you pronounced it "fakade" which makes brad the gayest.
MorlockPrime
Damn it! My comment said "makes Stavos the gayest". Brad I don't think you're WPA2 is stopping him! Time to turn off the internet to prevent Stavos from taking over!
MorlockPrime
As of 4:29pm on 11/11/2008 I have decrypted WPA2. The only safe website is a closed circuit website. Everyone prepare to dust off your kneepads! Except you Morlock your's are nice and shinny already...
Stavos
Yes, "nice and shinny" from a lack of use but an attention to detail and cleanliness. Nice try you tart-cart. Now if you had said something like "your's are dust free from constant use" that might have been good. I think living s close to the canadian's is sarting to rot your brain.
MorlockPrime
I can take any gay, mom, wife, or erectile dysfunction jokes, but when you compare me to a Canadian that’s the last straw! I would really appreciate it if you knocked off the whole "comparing me to a Canadian" comments they are not funny and it's really getting old! Now if you excuse me I’m going to cry under my desk and give you a stern evil eye if I see you in real life, only when you’re looking away from me because I hate confrontation of course!
Stavos
But a Wii and a jetta....nah too easy.
R1OT
I apologize Stavos. Sometimes I forget how insensitive it is to compare an american to a canadian. I know it's like comparing a Trans Am to a colostomy bag. Also, I'm sorry your mom is gay and your wife has ED.
MorlockPrime
I accept your attempt at an apology. I'm also sadden by the fact that you can't have a mother or wife since Morlocks reproduce asexualy. Must be a blast during the holidays with your family!
Stavos
Holidays? You mean like MorlockMas and Morlockoween? We don't really do anything with family around then, instead we like to lure virgins undergrond and then eat them. mmmm
MorlockPrime
I heard during Morlockoween they just take there costume off they wear during the year.
R1OT
And this comment just put this post into the top 5.
R1OT
Wow who saw this one coming? a blog titled 802.11N reaching the top 5? This is just a magic place where reality doesn't matter. I'm sure when Brad designed these comments he didn't expect Morlockoween, Canadian bashing, and Cougay slams. You can't make this stuff up! I recommend Brad titleing his next Blog "Random shit" so it tell's it the way it is.
Stavos
That bit about our cosutmes and Morlockoween is true R1OT. I don't know who told you but I assure you, you'll be eaten alive this Morlockoween. Really Stavos? I was thinking he should just title it "Gayity on the Internet(tubes)".
MorlockPrime
I never, repeat never want to see any Morlock tubes in my life time, i'll dig my eye's out with a spoon! Brad should just give everyone admin access on his blogs just like he did with his old nuclear bbs. Total chaos!
Stavos
This isn't that far off from chaos. It is ordered in the respect that I'm always going to bash cougay owners and canadians. And stavos is always going to comment...well maybe not after 1000. After that you can really only shoot for 10000, and that might take a very long time.
MorlockPrime
Screw that i'm ebaying my name after 1000 points. Isn't that the American way now?
Stavos
Sort of, the real American way would have been to cheat to get to 1000 and then sell it. If you can somehow modify brad's query to return an additional couple hundred comment counts for you, then sell, then you'd be on the right path.
MorlockPrime
I sense a L33T H@X comming...
R1OT
Only 12 more comments to go!! Like the morlock says... "do it or I'll eat you and your cougay!"
R1OT
"do it or I'll eat you and your cougay!".....nope it just sounds really gay when you say it.
Stavos
I would never eat a cougay. They're bad for the digestion. And the complextion. And the manlinesstion. And the having of ballstion. Come to think of it they're just bad period.
MorlockPrime
So its more..."you know your car is gay when a morlock won't even eat it"
R1OT
Tied for #2 now!
R1OT
You know you're car is gay if it's a cougay.
MorlockPrime
You know your car is gay if it shows a snowflake when it gets cold out.
R1OT
You know your car is gay if it's driven by someone that lives in Ohio. You know your car is really gay if it's driven by someone that lives in Canada. And lastly, you know your car is the gayest if it's driven by Stavos.
MorlockPrime
Hmmm so any car I touch turns it gay? Wow with great power comes great responsibility that explains why Morlocks Jetta is Xtreme Gay since I drove it in the nude, yup bare ass touched that fabric!... Don't ask long story
Stavos
You know you’re gay if you owned a Cougay. And live in Ohio "I hope that clarifies things"
Stavos
You know you're gay if Myrone has obsessed and owned one of the following cars: Sunfire, Camaro, Corolla, Mustang.
Stavos
You know your gay if you read all 35 of these posts
Stavos
You know your gay when your car is featured on gay.com http://www.gay.com/content/slideshow/?coll=290&order=2&navpath=/channels/style/auto/slideshow/
Stavos
And lastly to break the number one commented topic! You know you’re gay when you are more then 500 post's away from being the number 1 commenter on a website!
Stavos
You know you're the gayest when you ARE the number 1 commenter on a web site.
MorlockPrime
You know you're gay if you go to gay.com to get pictures of cars to say other people are gay.
MorlockPrime
Google told me to go there!
Stavos
Google is gay aswell..
R1OT
ok ok, I hear someone's knocking Canadians?
enorym
I would never.......yes i would.
MorlockPrime
I guess you're FINALLY getting your wish B-rad with the new Xbox.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-06-2008 Manualriffic View Webcam for 11-06-2008 10 COMMENTS
As a manual transmission fanatic, I'm always entertained by people with shift-tronic, tiptronic, or steptronic transmissions who are convinced they drive a manual transmission vehicle. There's no talking them out of it, so I don't even bother telling them the presence of a torque converter disqualifies it from the definition. Driving a manual seems to have become more important as a status symbol than an actual performance advantage, so marketing has successfully convinced a great majority they are one and the same. Enter the hill start assist introduced by Dodge for the 2009 Challenger (thanks Enorym). It looks like a sufficient number of people didn't swallow the automatic-as-manual pill, and now instead of glorifying a power-sucking torque converter into a manual, a genuine manual transmission has an assist to help novices get over the fear of starting off from an incline. I just hope there are enough people who know what a torque converter is opt for the manual on this model, and the demise of the manual transmission is delayed long enough for my 2011 Focus ST.
User Comments for 11-06-2008:
I love manual transmissions, however ive grown soft. Next car most likely will be a 2010 or 2011 Camaro SS. I will opt for the automatic transmission with tiptronic shift BECAUSE it will have active fuel management. Not only will it have that...it will have 20 less hp and tq than the manual and 200lbs more metal behind the weight but will run a 13.2 vs a 13.4 for the manual. Loida refuses to drive a stick in fear of too much control. So my last manual car will be my mustang.
enorym
Today I died a little bit.
[11:50] Brad Lloyd: Your abandonment of the manual transmission has forced me to discontinue contact with you
[11:50] Brad Lloyd: goodbye
[11:51] Meebo Message: Brad Lloyd is offline
enorym
Yo I kick my G6 into M1 and hit the rev limiter at every light yo so i can kill that Neon! it is wicked fast with the tip tiptronic engaged and all 4cyl's beware of my mighty manual/automatic 6cyl dawg!
Stavos
Wow there's a lot of gayity going on here.
MorlockPrime
I am also a fan and member of the true manual transmission club... gayity with the rest of ya.
Excelcier
Stavos...don't forget to open up that triple pane skylight for extra down force.
R1OT
TRIPLE PANE!? I need an upgrade!
enorym
So Brad, if you get a 2011 Focus ST,what will happen to your Cougar?
Silvercup
Silvercup, I believe you mean cougay.
MorlockPrime
Hill start assist has been around longer than the Challenger. Nissan's had it for years.
Tim

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