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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 08-01-2008 Brigadier General in BF2142 View Webcam for 08-01-2008 7 COMMENTS
Brigadier General After sacrificing as much time as 12 full days of my life to the game, I finally got the top rank in Battlefield 2142 today, as thousands have before me. Much longer than the measly 46 hours required for Call of Duty 4. I'm now free of computer games until Starcraft 2 comes out sometime in the next year.
User Comments for 08-01-2008:
Gee and I thought you didn't play video games in the summer!
Excelcier
Did your wife give you permission to play video games that much?
MorlockPrime
Congratulations General. I can't believe you still play that game I dropped it a long time ago. Yes SC2 will be amazing and I foresee a lot of waisted hours playing it.
Stavos
Notice he said computer games...which does not include Xbox360
R1OT
hello
Poopy
POOPY MADE A COMMENT! MUCH REJOICING!
AtomicInternet
I think it's a fake can you check the IP and see if it's local?
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-24-2008 NEUTRON Upgrade View Webcam for 07-24-2008 3 COMMENTS
Intel Switch After passing on one too many motherboard deals, this one finally got me to cave. Duane and Stavos had me converted to Intel architecture awhile back, but the quad cores are still too expensive, so I settled on a more affordable Core 2 E7200 for now. The beauty of this motherboard is that it accepts both DDR2 and DDR3 memory, so I was able to recycle the memory and every other component from my old system to create the new one for less than $200. The upgrade finally put me in the 10,000 3DMark club, and the onboard ICH9R RAID controller boosted my I/O by at least 10MB/s across the board. Surprisingly my Vista rating remained the same, suggesting all the gains were due entirely to the faster front side bus. The upgrade also introduced me to the new LGA 775 CPU interface which initially blew my mind. Instead of pins on the processor, there is a "Land Grid Array" of pins on the motherboard that match contacts on the CPU. Initially fearing homeland security would arrest me for using such fascist technology, I quickly remembered I had blown $200 on an unnecessary upgrade putting me back into the more accepted blind consumer category.
User Comments for 07-24-2008:
Welcome to the dark side. Enjoy your higher performance true dual Intel core processor. the AMD sockets make good Chinese stars
Stavos
I like to use the AMD sockets as fishing bate myself. The flounder can't resist them!
MorlockPrime
I think im still one of the last surviving single core AMDs out there. so so lonly....
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-23-2008 Blinkification View Webcam for 07-23-2008 3 COMMENTS
WNR3500 Light Show My new WNR3500 router arrived today, and as predicted it made me forget all about the recent outage from the previous one. After a quick configuration, I was up and running with a sleek new black case and blinky lights at 60% blink capacity. The raw power of the router managed to completely disable the network card in my media center pc, which remains a mystery and seriously cut into Lisas TV time for the evening. Fortunately the machine has dual-nics and a quick swap solved the problem. Once Lisa stopped watching TV on the wireless Xbox I was treated to 100% blink capacity. Apparently it goes into "antenna dance" when there is no wireless traffic, probably designed to hypnotize you into buying more Netgear equipment. Rest assured all traffic from this server is now fully blinkified before reaching your computer.
User Comments for 07-23-2008:
Man can Netgear make up their mind? Black - White - back to black again. Do they change colors depending on the most popular Game console at the time? Xbox (black) wii (white) PS3, Xbox 360 Elite (black). BTW nice animated gif.
Stavos
I hate netgear
Grumpy Smurf
I hate blinky lights!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-22-2008 Router Outage View Webcam for 07-22-2008 4 COMMENTS
Die WNR834B Todays 13 hour outage enjoyed by all websites on this server turned out to be the fault of my $50 WNR834B router, and not the l33t h@xzor skillz of Stavos as was previously thought. After careful review of the router logs, it became apparent the reason for failure was megabit limited LAN traffic speeds and a lack of flashing blue network activity lights. Fortunately both problems are solved with the WNR3500 gigabit router presently on order. If you're thinking the Netgear marketing machine has blinded me into sinking even more money into faulty equipment you'd be right, and while I may never know why the router decided to ignore all WAN traffic at 4:30am, I do know in less than 3 days I'll have a shiny new one to help me forget why I ever cared.
User Comments for 07-22-2008:
Contrary to popular believe I did hold Brads website ransom with undisclosed demands I finally did release his site this morning and made him think the router failed. I even turned off the blinking blue lights on the router to fool him I'm just that good.
Stavos
I prefer the ease of cutting lloyd's outside cable line.
MorlockPrime
What was your ransom stavos more internet bucks?
R1OT
Nope just a fully funded 1000th Stavos comment post party. or a 1K.S.C.P.P if you will.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-21-2008 Twitter This View Webcam for 07-21-2008 4 COMMENTS
After constant badgering by Keith to get a twitter account resulted in my rejection of it (similar to my rejection of the Ikea cult), I received an email from my non-blogging and non-commenting wife suggesting I create a twitter account. Taking it like a slap in the face, I immediately started making fun of her to which she simply twittered a response. The irony immediately shut me up, and I accepted the fact that soon I will be the only person on Earth who hasn't been to Ikea and does not have a twitter account.
User Comments for 07-21-2008:
I'm with you man, Never will have a twitter account or been to Ikea although I pass by that huge blue and yellow building at least once a week to see family. And well Twitter is just stupid.
Stavos
Twitted is like micro blogging. I use it to tell friends when I'm gaming and what I'm playing.
Duane
But technically you should always tell them that your twittering at that very moment that's what your doing. Also Xfire pretty much does that automatically for you. Just saying.
Stavos
Surrender to the dark side Stavos and Lloyd. Then we can know what you're doing all the time.....without having to look through your windows with binoculars.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-17-2008 2,500 Comments View Webcam for 07-17-2008 13 COMMENTS
MorlockPrime Stavos Thanks to the shenanigans of MorlockPrime and Stavos, there are now over 2,500 comments I can print out and roll around in during my feel good time. Not surprisingly, over half of these comments are completely unrelated to the post they are tied to, but quantity always counts for more than quality. 2,500 comments on your blog translates to roughly $250 internet dollars that I plan to divide equally between them, so enjoy MorlockPrime and Stavos! You're each $125 internet dollars richer!
User Comments for 07-17-2008:
So with the current exchange rate of Internet Dollars to USD thats $1.25 I accept paypal or cash. thanks!
Stavos
Well at least it's better than the exchange rate of Internet Dollars to Canadian Dollars. With that exhange ratio we'd both end up owing about 2 grand Stavos!
MorlockPrime
Can I actually get mine in yen? I just like the sound of "here's 2 milllion yen"
MorlockPrime
Here's the current stats as is: Stavos 741 | Excelcier 240 | MorlockPrime 237 | Tim 209 | AtomicInternet 132
Stavos
Oh i'm so close to dethroning Excelcier! It's going to happen!
MorlockPrime
And the Cougayfest 2008 entry is tied for 4th in all time comments!
MorlockPrime
I wonder how many comments I've made in the past few years? i've been trying to break into the Top Ten Commenters for awhile now.
Silvercup
Nope your not the top 10 yet. You have to have over 33 comments.
Stavos
Which is nowhere near the titans that Stavos and I are.
MorlockPrime
And with this comment, I dub myselfl, #2 commenter on this prestigious site.
MorlockPrime
I shall call you Number 1 since you're 1st to me. I demand Prime's Icon to be replaced with Commander Riker!
Stavos
Ahhhhh with a great number of comments equals a great amount of power! Behold the Riker icon /bow
Stavos
In that case, as Number 1, I'd like to request a goatse icon. Make it so Lloyd.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-15-2008 Ecoboosted.org View Webcam for 07-15-2008 15 COMMENTS
EcoBoosted With the recent news of EcoBoost being chosen as the primary short term fuel savings technology for Ford, I'm primed for excitement about potentially owning all-boosted vehicles. The Ranger is already slated for a 4 cylinder, and now the Mustang SVO may make a comeback. With my choices made years before their available, it was only natural to snag EcoBoosted.org and whomp up a forum where I can spew my obsession to an interactive audience. By the time the technology is mainstream, I'll have spewed out enough rants to scare off anyone but the most hardcore, which means it will be Stavos and I as exclusive members. Engage jealousy now!
User Comments for 07-15-2008:
You mean Stavos will jump to the Blue Oval Side?!?
R1OT
This really has nothing to do with the post, but your UPS has a COMM ERROR... and per the log, the amount of times you lose power it shall be deemed a class-3 emergency alert.
Brian
I hold in my hand the red pill and the blue pill, your choice will ultimately change your life. I of course took the red pill back in 2002 by purchasing the opposite of a eco car with a smog creating V8 engine and removed my cats. So ya it's very ironic I'm the first member of a Eco forum. I have high hopes for this site already!
Stavos
Would owning a cougar be like taking the pink pill?
MorlockPrime
The Communication Panel is now a GIANT RED X which has been bumped up to level 5 emergency alert. It's been nice knowing all of you.
Stavos
Abandon ship! These coments are now the only way we can communciate. I hope to god Brad's access server doesn't die!
MorlockPrime
Brads Access database isn't Eco friendly therefore i'm reporting this to the fat ass Al Gore, he will prompty tax the hell out of Brad for no reason and blame global warming. Save the polarbears Brads killing them with his access database!
Stavos
Running an Access Database is like pouring motor oil out on your grass. Hey, doesn't brad do that to? Get the EPA on his ass!
MorlockPrime
Yeah but that was my idea, it fuels bonfires very efficiently saving tree's, paper, and lighter fluid therefore it saves the environment. So I'll just shove my carbon footprint up Al Gores hefty ass in a green sort of way of course!
Stavos
Considering how much green Al Gore probably eats, something tells me you're foot's going to be all kinds of green after you shove it up his ass.
MorlockPrime
It comes off better then bacon goop.
Stavos
Yeah, but can you use it to run your bacon grease cougar?
MorlockPrime
im number 3 member!
enorym
Yes your an ensign or a red shirt
Stavos
I think that means he cleans the toilets.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-14-2008 Cougarfest 2008 View Webcam for 07-14-2008 23 COMMENTS
Cougarfest 2008, the yearly event I started for 1999-2002 Mercury Cougars ended yesterday. Since it was the 10th such event we named it Cougarfest X to be both eXtreme and Mac OS X compatible. This year it returned to the Indianapolis hotel that tolerated us lighting fireworks off the roof two years ago. This year was relatively free of illegal activities, focusing instead on RC car Jumps, glow golf, and other things that are funny only when intoxicated. Some scary shots of EternalOne and Lisa singing country Karaoke pretty much sum up the rest of the event.
Cougarfest X 2008
User Comments for 07-14-2008:
I sense this article will be topping the top 10 most commented articles once a certain Morlock see's this....
Stavos
haha at the mac comment
Lisa #2
Wow, I can't believe this article has been up for a whole day and we've seen barely any comments from Cougay owners. Seriously though, have you considered that you're holding an annual festival to celebrate your couGayness? Why don't you fairies just have a parade already? Better yet, next year, take half the money you were going to spend on couGayfest, give it to Stavos and I, we'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day.
MorlockPrime
You might be a cougay owner if your dissed by someone that owns a Jetta!....
Stavos
Hey, I might have a Jetta but I'm going to drop in a super charger and get a car kit. Then I'm going to load up my car with LEDs and give it a goofy name! By the time I'm done I'll be beating all of the couGays on the Tim Horton's runs.
MorlockPrime
Cougarfest was fun this year! I won second place for 'Best Stock' and I also won a very nice license plate frame.
Silvercup
http://www.gaywheels.com/top_10_researched_vehicles_2nd.htm ...I can't make this one up...Look at the #10 Gayest car....
R1OT
Sorry for the double post, but I looked back into the archive for the site. Jetta has been on there top 10 list since 1st quarter of '07. What year is your jetta?
R1OT
Somehow i'm not suprised a cougar owner was checking out a site about gay cars. I'd check it out and find out if what you say is true, but I try to not go to gay sites....except for this one.
MorlockPrime
He's an exCougay owner... But if you owned a Cougar in your life time, than your always a Cougay owner like your always an alcoholic. Confused? Good...
Stavos
Not really confused, but curious. Are you saying, if you're an alcoholic at one point in your life you always are, or are you saying I'm an alcoholic. Either way you're probably right.
MorlockPrime
Some people call it a disease and blame it on that, However I blame it on Canadians, and I'm sure Tim Horton's and Bacon are involved in their devious plans to stay neutral in the course of history... Somehow.
Stavos
Not just bacon Stavos, Canadian Bacon. You know I think I figured out the only way to make a cougar worse! We'll paint Canadian flags and Timo Horton's logos on all of them. When's the next CougarFest? Stavos and I have some "work" to do.
MorlockPrime
How ironic would it be if a Canadian made the first automobile that ran on Bacon grease? And that automobile would obviously be a Cougar. Then when times get rough you can see all the Canadians sucking on their tailpipes! Brilliant! Proceed with production ASAP!
Stavos
Well they would but there aren't any factories or scientists left in Canada. Theres just Tim Horton's and Tim Horton's employees.
MorlockPrime
Well if that is true the only college majors left in Canada would be: Tim Horton's manager, Tim Horton's employee, Bacon factory worker, and royalty hand waver.
Stavos
Actually, Royalty Hand Waving isn't taught in normal Canadian Colleges. You have to be preselected by a special and secret committee that reports directly to the monarchy. Other than that you're correct. Tim Horton's manager, Tim Horton's employee, Bacon Factory worker. They're still 4 year colleges. The people in charge of Tim Horton's want to be sure the employees realllllly get it. That and Canadians are notoriously difficult to train.
MorlockPrime
You also forgot the obvous problem. Canadians are practically expelled from France and England. Do they even have a Queen or whatever in their "country"?
Stavos
Well they don't. They still worship the British monarchy, Queen Elizabeth that is. She however, disavows their existance. Sort of like the whole Christians and god thing. They believe in him but he doesn't believe in them.
MorlockPrime
Honestly all I did was put Gay and jetta in the search, google did the rest.
R1OT
A likely excuse. My computer doesn't let me type in that word though. It changes it to MANLY automatically.
MorlockPrime
Well simply disable the AutoManly and you can do all the searching you want, afterall that's what you do at night on the weekends tiger! rawr! haha
Stavos
You've been checking my googl historyagain haven't you?
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-06-2008 Waterford Hills Open Track Day View Webcam for 07-06-2008 6 COMMENTS
Waterford Racing Today was open track day at Waterford Hills race track. Despite the fact that Leinnintiger was the one who alerted me to the event, he was nowhere to be found the entire day, which made me sad. Fortunately my neighbor was excited enough to join me instead as his dad works there, and at 10:00am we were off and racing. One of the workers at the event drove me around the track a few times prior to my sessions to point out the best places to enter and apex the turns. It definitely helped me carry my speed along the track all day. I was surprised to find myself passing other cars when I was sure I'd be waving people past all day. I also experienced brake fade for the first time in my life, and it's definitely a scary experience. Since all 3 of my sessions were just hot laps, there was no timing, so the only measure of how well I was doing was based on who I passed. I was in the mid-level experience group, but I'm sure I just got lucky and started behind the lower experienced racers.
Session 1: Passed Alfa Romeo Milano and a Honda Prelude
Session 2: Passed my neighbor's SVT focus, got passed by a firebird and Sti
Session 2: Passed a Jetta and a Mustang GT (think he was a novice driver).
Also got this horrible attempt at an on-track video thanks to my lack of any proper camera mounting equipment. Track racing beats AutoCross hands down. Needless to say I'm already signed up for the next event.
User Comments for 07-06-2008:
ahhh brake fade. I agree, it's damn right creepy.
MorlockPrime
A Jetta passed you...should of put him in the wall yelling.."cougay this!!!"
R1OT
Ah glad to hear you beat your neighors vette, and camaro killer focus! lol
Stavos
Get some real brake pads: Hawk DTC-60 Get some sticky tires: Toyo RA1 or Hoosier R6 (A6 of you're going to autocross) Get sick of only passing on the straightaways and get a competition license. Then get a car you're not afraid to ball up and race like a real man ;-)
Duane
... seriously... I'm just glad you got out there and saw what you and your car could do. Talk me into taking my Neon out there in October... Maybe you can try it on a few laps...
Duane
you need to instruct your neighboor on how to capture your whole car in the picture on the track.
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-04-2008 July 4th Fireworks View Webcam for 07-04-2008 4 COMMENTS
With my illegal Ohio fireworks already expended on previous shenanigans, July 4th was looking grim for entertainment. Fortunately my neighbor was up for a round of disc golf to pass the time. Afterwards, we discovered the Hamburger Hut on Grand River and Delaware, where we told the waitress our life story while recovering from a drunken stupor. The missing fireworks were replaced with a burning tree, which prompted a trip to the new development for wooden palettes for more fuel to feed the fire. It was then decided wooden palettes make better fires than dead pine trees and road closed signs.
User Comments for 07-04-2008:
I think my house would make the best bonfire ever.
MorlockPrime
It was..I mean yeah it would be....
R1OT
Damn you! My house hasn't burned down!
MorlockPrime
I see what you did there crossed out the Works out of Fireworks creative!
Stavos

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