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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-19-2006 Terabyte Club View Webcam for 10-19-2006 6 COMMENTS
After months of thinking about it, I finally found a good enough deal to go through with my dream of a terabyte. And yes, it uses perpendicular recording. Between my server, main computer and media machine I probably had more than a terabyte of storage already, but now I have it all on one (spanned) drive. It feels good to throw 30 gigs at a drive and barely see it register at all. Having that same amount taken up by partition information (by each drive) is disappointing though. Of my two 400GB drives and 320GB drive I only get 1,044GB of the 1,120GB available as usable space, even with the allocation size set to the 4096 maximum. I'm sure in less than a year terabytes will become common, but for now I can stick my tongue out at (most of) you while I figure out exactly what I'm going to do with it. Wondering what a terabyte looks like? Behold.
Terabyte
User Comments for 10-19-2006:
I'm disgusted. You had that terabyte for hours before you put up a blog entry.
MorlockPrime
Terabytes are so 2004 i'll be impressed with a Petabyte which is (approximately 1,000 Terabytes) or in about 10 years a Brontobyte (1 followed by 27 zeros)
Stavos
Impressive...again ahead in the computer race.
enorym
Some slumlords just can't get a break can they Stavos?
MorlockPrime
Ha! I may not have a single spanned drive, but I'm sitting on a total of 3TB at the house now, so take that. :P Headed out tonight to buy new cables, and then I will be booting my 2TB machine up.
E1
I hate perpendicular recording.
Grumpy Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-17-2006 The Future of Morlocks View Webcam for 10-17-2006 6 COMMENTS
Real Life Morlock Slashdot posted an article that predicts humanity will divide into two subspecies in the far future. Ironically, the link was sent to me by MorlockPrime, one of the two Morlocks who form my slumlord empire that has already realized this subspecies separation. The modern-day Morlocks aren't squat or of lower intelligence, in fact they both hold computer-related job. They do have blue skin and glowing eyes though, most likely due to living or having lived in my basement with little to no light. They also avoid the sunlight and prefer the indoors, but the original Morlock now spends a good deal of his time above the surface, and MorlockPrime has been known to venture out from time to time. Fortunately neither of them have shown indications of the cannibalistic habit yet, so Lisa and I continue to live the life of the Eloi.
User Comments for 10-17-2006:
So will you continue to be the Morlocks King?
Stavos
That picture is as freightening as it is true.
MorlockPrime
Who is the model for that picture?
Tim
That's a candid shot of MorlockPrime after a trip to the gym.
AtomicInternet
Again...Halarious
enorym
Ah, but I'm still the original Morlock! Muwahahaha!
MorlockOne

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-15-2006 Gnome Cam Software Upgrade View Webcam for 10-15-2006 1 COMMENT
So Long SnappyToday at 3:17pm marked the end of my Snappy powered Gnome Cam and the beginning of my .NET powered one. The Snappy worked great for over 4½ years, but parallel port video capture just isn't cool anymore. The recent addition of Gnome Cam Live was already providing me with a video source so I decided it was time to make the switch. Now that I control the entire image creation process I can put a temperature/wind speed text overlay on the captures, or network/frag stats during LAN parties, or a Florida/Michigan locator for Joseph when he goes savage from the cold weather.
User Comments for 10-15-2006:
Your dead to me Snappy traitor!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-13-2006 Best Technology Ad Ever View Webcam for 10-13-2006 1 COMMENT
The Hitachi marketing department paid good money for this jewel, and if I could justify the money I'd buy one just because of the video. School House Rockish characters should be used to explain all technology advancements.
User Comments for 10-13-2006:
Now if we can somehow incorporate the schoolhouse rocks side of learning into the Nipple Scarf, everything would make sense!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-12-2006 Mid October Snow View Webcam for 10-12-2006 5 COMMENTS
It's too early for this already. The snow today actually set a new record for early snow. My initial thought is that, once again, Michigan hates me, but after reading the news article, it seems Canada is to blame. By the ever useful transitive property this means Ron is to blame.
October Snow
User Comments for 10-12-2006:
It's cold and makes me sad
Lisa 2.0
3 days ago it was 75F. That has to be one of Michigan’s widest temperature ranges in a short time frame.
Stavos
Brad, Michigan doesn't hate you, God hates Michigan and we're just innocent victums. Its God's will that we all move out of Michigan and reside in one of the southern states that he worked so hard on making warm and beautiful for us. I recommend Florida, Tennessee and East Central Alabama. If you MUST live in a northn state I recommend New Hampshire. Its the state God practiced on before making Tennessee.
Tim
Indeed ive talked to god and confirmed the truth. BTW Tim God says thanks your now a prophet.
enorym
Oh sureeee!! BLAME ME!!!!!!!! I hate the snow as much as you do.. let's move to Mexico
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-09-2006 Build and Publish View Webcam for 10-09-2006 5 COMMENTS
Working with Visual Studio 2005 almost exclusively during my 8-10 hour workdays has me staring at two animated icons frequently. For my larger projects, I stare at each of them for up to 10 seconds at a time. The animations represent a process that will end in either accomplishment or more work to be done. I watch these icons with eager anticipation, hoping for the accomplishment outcome but more often than not receiving more work. They are such prominent icons in my world I felt the need to share them with everyone.
Build Build: "dots to box" - Represents the lines of code I labor on being compiled into MSIL in preparation for deployment.
Publish Publish: "world to squares" - Represents the deployment of my MSIL to the waiting server(s), where it will undergo it's second compilation.
I enjoy my italicized names so much I'll frequently reply with "world to squares" when asked if a project has been pushed yet, or "dots to box" when a project won't compile. The reaction from coworkers is always confusion and I rarely explain myself. Probably another indicator of spending entirely too much time on a computer.
User Comments for 10-09-2006:
Fool! you updated your article with this Visual Studio crap while I was typing a comment about your Pennsylvania trip
Stavos
It's never too late to leave the dark side. Zend Platform compiles and caches to bytecode upno first request. No waiting during development. It's also better for your soul.
Duane
Why would I want runtime bytecode when I get runtime machine code? While Zend is compiling your source to bytecode, IIS is compiling my deployed bytecode to machine code. My soul has already been saved with bytecode deployment portability and system native runtime.
AtomicInternet
Why aren't you going into the configuratoin manager and unchecking which projects you want built so you only have to wait on the one that you are modifying? Right click your solution, hit configuration manager, and then uncheck the project(s) you aren't modifying at that time and it will only compile the one you are working on. You can also choose different configuration for debug, release, etc. Also, instead of just building blindly, look for "squiggles" in your code, it is a great indicator things aren't going to compile anyway.
The Elder
HAHA! Controversy.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-07-2006 Pennsylvania Trek View Webcam for 10-07-2006 4 COMMENTS
Since Lisa has claimed me as her groom, we trekked out to Pennsylvania this weekend to meet her grandparents. I was subsequently examined and approved by all four grandparents. My Welsh name and quick wit sufficiently compensated for my balding head. Additional approval by both of Lisa's parental units prior to our Pennsylvania trip means I am now 60% complete with the pre-marriage approval process. Lisa lags behind at 20% having been approved by my paternal unit and one grandfather. Final approval is scheduled to be completed before August 2008, the earliest wedding date currently being considered.
User Comments for 10-07-2006:
That pink Kool-Aid fountain disturbs me yet the inner child in me wants to strip off my clothes and dive right into it and drink it as I swim. Then give a high five to the Kool-Aid guy! ALRIGHT!!!!!!
Stavos
well hurry up then! You got our approval too..
Excelcier
I want a pink fountain....
Lisa 2.0
I have not yet approved nor dissapproved bradly.
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-05-2006 Who Killed the Electric Car? View Webcam for 10-05-2006 5 COMMENTS
EV1I just finished watching the documentary Who Killed the Electric Car. As with most charged documentaries, it's fairly one-sided (electric cars vs. the world) but it did bring me to tears when they crushed the EV1's. The buildup and hype of the cars followed by the owners emotional attachment hooked me good. If you also get emotional about the destruction of one-of-a-kind technology avoid this film. I had the same reaction about the fate of the turbine car not long ago. Watching this will reveal if you are a true empathetic automotive enthusiast. Lisa laughed at me and called me a sissy when I started crying so I checked the "no" box for her. Crybaby or not, I recommend stocking up on tissues and watching it. Then head to EV1.org to share their pain.
UPDATE: found a blog from GM about the destruction.
User Comments for 10-05-2006:
the oil company
saleen cougar
The MAN
Stavos
The JAPS!
tim
Actually, I agree, the electric car is a horrible design idea. There are many reasons I agree that it's the wrong course. I fon't feel like typing them all in here so if you're curious, come bug me.
Excelcier
I would hate to stall out in the rain and have to work on the engine
enorym

The Gnome Cam was temporarily placed in a shrub from 1:15pm - 1:40pm today. Contrary to popular belief, it is not located inside the Gnomes head (a cool idea but the camera is too big). It's actually anchored to my porch light which was replaced during the shrub broadcast. The new porch light runs "ambience" lighting (henceforth referred to as "ambilight") with full brightness activated by a motion sensor. This is a big improvement from the old light which shorted randomly or didn't light at all. Unfortunately for Lisa, she arrived home seconds before me and was obviously stunned and confused by the new lighting system. I decided to help calm her down by switching to high beam on my motorcycle and gunning it into her truck. This appeared to sooth her sufficiently as she was then able to get out of the truck and shake her head at me.
User Comments for 10-01-2006:
HALIAROUS! Gunning it into her truck and her getting out and shaking her head sounds like what my nurse would do.
enorym
i'm freaking out about all these icons OVERLOAD!
Stavos
Icons run the world my friend, the more you have the better off you are.
AtomicInternet
Blastfamy!!
Butt the gnome

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-26-2006 Butt the Gnome Kidnapped! View Webcam for 09-26-2006 15 COMMENTS
Guard CatsLess than two weeks after recovering my stolen gnome, Butt the Gnome has been kidnapped. He disappeared at 9:35pm Monday which now leaves me with no porch gnomes (Myrone the gnome was stolen 3 years ago). Fortunately this kidnapping came with a ransom note from some Ohioans who had stopped by for Karaoke Revolution earlier that night. Angry that they live in such a flat state, they decided to strike back with the kidnapping. Their lack of elevation makes them particularly brutal with kidnapping victims as is evidenced by the guard cats surrounding my gnome. I can only imagine the horrific pain my urethane friend is enduring without the comfort of a third dimension. Hang in there Butt, help will be there soon.
User Comments for 09-26-2006:
This just goes to prove that everything in Ohio, with the exception of cedar point, is teh suck
MorlockPrime
I conquer with the Morlock
Stavos
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Stavos
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house in Ohio
Stavos
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July in Ohio
Stavos
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. - Clinton county Ohio.
Stavos
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. in Canton Ohio
Stavos
It is illegal to transport a gnome across the state boarder of Ohio
Stavos
Well shit somebody beat me too it.
Lisa V2.o
What happened to Lisa V1.0?
Stavos
Lisa V1.0 was assimilated by Lisa V2.0
MorlockPrime
Poor Butt..I'm sure he'll find his way home....
Jenny
Why is it whenever the gnome comes up missing I get phone calls or visits? :P First at Hamilfest by Jenny thinking I took it, then by Brad when it was re-stolen that night. And then last nite I got a call from Lisa wondering if the cats that were guarding Butt were my kitties. :P
E1
I dunno whos cat's they are....
The kidnapper
Sorry the Lisa's were busy. *wink wink wink* Well John I have never seen your cats so I don't know what they look like. I'll just blame Panda. She's stupid anyway.
Lisa V2.0

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