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Less than two weeks after recovering my stolen gnome, Butt the Gnome has been kidnapped. He disappeared at 9:35pm Monday which now leaves me with no porch gnomes (Myrone the gnome was stolen 3 years ago). Fortunately this kidnapping came with a ransom note from some Ohioans who had stopped by for Karaoke Revolution earlier that night. Angry that they live in such a flat state, they decided to strike back with the kidnapping. Their lack of elevation makes them particularly brutal with kidnapping victims as is evidenced by the guard cats surrounding my gnome. I can only imagine the horrific pain my urethane friend is enduring without the comfort of a third dimension. Hang in there Butt, help will be there soon.User Comments for 09-26-2006:
 | This just goes to prove that everything in Ohio, with the exception of cedar point, is teh suck MorlockPrime |
 | I conquer with the Morlock Stavos |
| The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. Stavos |
| It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house in Ohio Stavos |
| No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July in Ohio Stavos |
| Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. - Clinton county Ohio. Stavos |
| It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. in Canton Ohio Stavos |
| It is illegal to transport a gnome across the state boarder of Ohio Stavos |
 | Well shit somebody beat me too it. Lisa V2.o |
| What happened to Lisa V1.0? Stavos |
| Lisa V1.0 was assimilated by Lisa V2.0 MorlockPrime |
| Poor Butt..I'm sure he'll find his way home.... Jenny |
 | Why is it whenever the gnome comes up missing I get phone calls or visits? :P First at Hamilfest by Jenny thinking I took it, then by Brad when it was re-stolen that night. And then last nite I got a call from Lisa wondering if the cats that were guarding Butt were my kitties. :P E1 |
| I dunno whos cat's they are.... The kidnapper |
| Sorry the Lisa's were busy. *wink wink wink*
Well John I have never seen your cats so I don't know what they look like. I'll just blame Panda. She's stupid anyway. Lisa V2.0 |
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