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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-30-2004 Supercharger is no more! View Webcam for 04-30-2004 1 COMMENT
Almost a week ago my Cougar started making exotic grinding noises and I was certain the jackshaft was the cause. These photos chronicle the removal and severe disapointment upon finding my shredded jackshaft socket and compressor shaft. Lomar, Angela and I were so distraught we decided to visit their cats for emotional recharge. I've temporarily joined the rank and file of the naturally aspirated, but plan to get my supercharger nursed back to health as soon as possible. Until then feel free to make the natural aspiration symbol at me and laugh (yeah, you know the symbol).
User Comments for 04-30-2004:
N/A
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-29-2004 High of 81 Degrees View Webcam for 04-29-2004 3 COMMENTS
And my Insta-Pool has 6 hrs left to fill. At least it will be ready by next time. :(
User Comments for 04-29-2004:
Where's the pics?
Stavos
Earlier today i couldn't log on to the website. I was so sad that i went out and clubbed a baby seal so that i knew someone smaller than me had a worse day. No, that didn't happen.
tim
I'm glad you shared with me Joseph. I'm standing in line to graduate and the only one laughing now.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-28-2004 Project: Flamingo View Webcam for 04-28-2004 3 COMMENTS
Project Flamingo went off without a hitch this morning. Plasma Team assisted in the setup and arrangement of the flamingos, and the GnomeCam has been adjusted to capture every 30 seconds from 12:05am through 11:55pm. The purpose of Project Flamingo is to determine what person, group of persons, event or ordinance will remove them from my yard. My predictions, in order, are: 1. curb squirrels, 2. city ordinance, 3. conservative neighbor, 4. aliens. Regardless of how it turns out, I've already had my $24 of flamingo fun.
User Comments for 04-28-2004:
I was about to steal all the Flamingo’s however the “Do Not Touch” sign deterred me.
Stavos
Props to the sign maker.
Atomicinternet
Props to the Flamingo harvester
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-27-2004 Snow in April View Webcam for 04-27-2004 5 COMMENTS
I love Michigan
Snow in April
User Comments for 04-27-2004:
Your just asking for JOESHP to rag on Michigan now. WOW clear cam, you can see the detail in the Gnome pants
Stavos
It was cold here today. Only 70. I took my dog for a walk and didn't even need a jacket or long pants. SUCKERS! June 2 baby!
tim
You have a dog? what kind?
Stavos
HAHAHAH! time to move out of that crappy state
Enorym@california.FU
hmmm queers or flakes?..... i take flakes!
Stavos@Michigan.sonofabitch.mi

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-26-2004 Return of the Lomar Computer View Webcam for 04-26-2004 1 COMMENT
Almost 5 years ago I built a computer for Lomar with a tagline from him: "Money is no option, and I want to be able to upgrade easily." I chose the Asus A7V Motherboard, Athlon 1200 (top of the line at the time) and 256MB of Memory (unheard of back then). We also went with a massive (for the time) 60GB HDD, Radeon All-In-Wonder, and Creative AWE32 soundcard. Lastnight he returned with it, along with 2 other computers for spare parts to build a frankenstein. Working into the night we managed to get the processor up to 1200Mhz (thanks to a BIOS upgrade). The A7V motherboard is phenomenal: he can crank up to the latest Athlon processor with no problem using the same 5 year old motherboard. The original BIOS could only run to 900Mhz. Memory upgraded to 458MB, and an additional HDD (his 60GB only had 256KB free on it). We also replaced Millenium (Yeah, that joke was on us Microsoft) with Windows XP. I originally built his computer at the beginning of my dual-partition awakening so I easily wiped out the system partition and replaced it without having to backup any of his data files. I'm still working on final updates and restoring his applications, but I feel like a long lost child has come back to visit me for a short time. It put up with untold abuse from Lomar and is still going strong. I think I might cry when he comes to pick it up again.
User Comments for 04-26-2004:
Keep the computer, and go buy a Barbie computer for $59 he wont know the difference. However the Asus A7V was a great motherboard, I had 2
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-25-2004 GnomeCam Late Night View Webcam for 04-25-2004 2 COMMENTS
Today I transitioned the GnomeCam to the day/night wired camera in preperation for "Project Flamingo." Captures are extended to 10:00pm until the project is underway, at which point they will run 24/7 at one minute intervals (besting Stavos). The new cam is vastly superior in terms of image quality and I hope to catch more high-resolution curb squirrels than ever. The fact that it sees in the dark is also a plus.
User Comments for 04-25-2004:
Holy crap! It doesn't even look like iraqi television.
tim
You can best all you want....or atleast 3 months later when your server runs out of hard disk space from the massive amount of captures.... oh BTW I bought 2 day/night cams! Spear of voyeurism engaged!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-24-2004 SCCA School View Webcam for 04-24-2004 2 COMMENTS
Despite the fact that my Cougar is no longer supercharged I went to this years SCCA school in Ypsi. The classroom instruction was useful and I was assigned a great instructor. On track day he plowed into some cones when he went for the brakes and told me my brakes suck. I've never driven anything else so I was happy when he recommended some brakes pads to fix the problem. He also gave me a few other pointers that will hopefully bring down my times. My lowest time of the day was 36.338 with the average track time hovering around 39-40 seconds. The best part was the 9 runs that we got (compared to the typical 4). Now I can't wait for the season opener.
User Comments for 04-24-2004:
Move to Florida, race year round.
tim
I've officially lost my boyfriend to the Cougay!
Girlfriend

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-22-2004 Optima Red Top (Installed Right) View Webcam for 04-22-2004 3 COMMENTS
Optima Red Top Today during my transition between work and school I parked in my driveway and went inside to get my school bag. No more than a minute after I turned off my Cougar I went to start it up again and got the clicking sound of low voltage. My stock battery had finally died. I jumped in my truck and went to school, then headed to CostCo for an Optima Red Top battery. I have been planning on getting one for quite some time now, but found myself excited that I bought it because I actually needed it instead of just wanting it. My neighbor saw me installing it so we started talking shop and I got distracted enough to connect the battery wrong. We were treated to a bright flash and some ozone. Fortunately my front fuse blew and saved my Cougar, otherwise I would have had a fairly fried engine computer. Moral of the story: don't get distracted when working with high amperage equipment.
User Comments for 04-22-2004:
Man one time this squirel at my old work started chewing on the electrical wires and blew the power out in the whole building. The workers found a dead black burned up squirel. Suicide isn't the answer!
tim
I've got a date with the Joseph June 2nd- 9th, I can't die yet!
AtomicInternet
Man I CAN'T WAIT!
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-20-2004 Oh Yeah! Insta-Pool! View Webcam for 04-20-2004 6 COMMENTS
Yesterday Steve and I went shopping for pink flamingos to complete the upcoming "Project Flamingo" when I made the fatal mistake of walking into CostCo. After looking futily for pink flamingos (in bulk) we spotted the 15 foot diameter, 4 foot deep InstaPoolTM complete with pump, ladder, skimmer and cover. It was an awesome sight, but when I saw it was only $200 I had to have it! Even now I feel a tinge of post purchase regret, along with the standard bloated consumer lemming feeling, but it was a truly great deal and now I have a place to keep my pet shark. Unfortunately it was too cold to setup the pool, so we used my USB Microscope to take 10x, 60x, and 200x photos of an infamous boxelder bug instead.
User Comments for 04-20-2004:
Excellent, Thank You!
GirlFriend
HAHAHAHA!! My girlfriend and I have an inside joke and you don't. Pbbbbttthhhh!!!
AtomicInternet
I'll swim with your pet Shark... your welcome!
Stavos
I think it's time to create a pool cam
Stavos
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/ funniest thing you ever saw.
tim
Old
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-19-2004 The Return of Joseph! View Webcam for 04-19-2004 3 COMMENTS
Internet Menace: Sup stranger?
AtomicInternet: He lives!
AtomicInternet: Let me print out my screen and save it
Internet Menace: yes
AtomicInternet: so I can always have an opening conversation with you
Internet Menace: how you been?
AtomicInternet: good
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: JOSEPH!
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: COME BACK!
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: JOSEPH!
AtomicInternet: I can't go on any longer.
AtomicInternet: Without Joseph there is no life.
AtomicInternet: COME BACK JOSEPH!
User Comments for 04-19-2004:
I'm sorry! Lavonne came home and I ran out to see her like a little puppy doggy.
tim
It's too late, he's dead. I'll bring his corpse along with me to Florida, you can decide what you want to do with it.
Girlfriend
You can always put him in your pool since your trying so hard to make your backayard to make it look like Florida. Pink flamingo's, huge ass pool, JOESPH etc.
Stavos

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