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Yesterday Steve and I went shopping for pink flamingos to complete the upcoming "Project Flamingo" when I made the fatal mistake of walking into CostCo. After looking futily for pink flamingos (in bulk) we spotted the 15 foot diameter, 4 foot deep InstaPool^TM complete with pump, ladder, skimmer and cover. It was an awesome sight, but when I saw it was only $200 I had to have it! Even now I feel a tinge of post purchase regret, along with the standard bloated consumer lemming feeling, but it was a truly great deal and now I have a place to keep my pet shark. Unfortunately it was too cold to setup the pool, so we used my USB Microscope to take 10x, 60x, and 200x photos of an infamous boxelder bug instead.