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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-20-2004 Oh Yeah! Insta-Pool! View Webcam for 04-20-2004 6 COMMENTS
Yesterday Steve and I went shopping for pink flamingos to complete the upcoming "Project Flamingo" when I made the fatal mistake of walking into CostCo. After looking futily for pink flamingos (in bulk) we spotted the 15 foot diameter, 4 foot deep InstaPoolTM complete with pump, ladder, skimmer and cover. It was an awesome sight, but when I saw it was only $200 I had to have it! Even now I feel a tinge of post purchase regret, along with the standard bloated consumer lemming feeling, but it was a truly great deal and now I have a place to keep my pet shark. Unfortunately it was too cold to setup the pool, so we used my USB Microscope to take 10x, 60x, and 200x photos of an infamous boxelder bug instead.
User Comments for 04-20-2004:
Excellent, Thank You!
GirlFriend
HAHAHAHA!! My girlfriend and I have an inside joke and you don't. Pbbbbttthhhh!!!
AtomicInternet
I'll swim with your pet Shark... your welcome!
Stavos
I think it's time to create a pool cam
Stavos
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/ funniest thing you ever saw.
tim
Old
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-19-2004 The Return of Joseph! View Webcam for 04-19-2004 3 COMMENTS
Internet Menace: Sup stranger?
AtomicInternet: He lives!
AtomicInternet: Let me print out my screen and save it
Internet Menace: yes
AtomicInternet: so I can always have an opening conversation with you
Internet Menace: how you been?
AtomicInternet: good
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: JOSEPH!
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: COME BACK!
Previous message was not received by Internet Menace because of error: User Internet Menace is not available.
AtomicInternet: JOSEPH!
AtomicInternet: I can't go on any longer.
AtomicInternet: Without Joseph there is no life.
AtomicInternet: COME BACK JOSEPH!
User Comments for 04-19-2004:
I'm sorry! Lavonne came home and I ran out to see her like a little puppy doggy.
tim
It's too late, he's dead. I'll bring his corpse along with me to Florida, you can decide what you want to do with it.
Girlfriend
You can always put him in your pool since your trying so hard to make your backayard to make it look like Florida. Pink flamingo's, huge ass pool, JOESPH etc.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-17-2004 Congratulations Jeremy & Angela! View Webcam for 04-17-2004 2 COMMENTS
My good friend Jeremy (Lomar) and his Fiance Angela were married today and threw a great reception. Sergio and Bon flew in from Portland for the event to join countless other fellow Novi High School graduates in congratulating the couple, many of whom I had not seen for over five years. We had a great bachelor party two days earlier and it was good to see everyone again. Angela: welcome to Clan Lomar!
User Comments for 04-17-2004:
did Sergio ever learn to drive?
tim
Learn no Drive yes.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-15-2004 Now Hosting: PlasmaTeam.Net View Webcam for 04-15-2004 NO COMMENTS
Per request of the active members of Plasma Team, PlasmaTeam.Net is now running from this server. The website will become the central hub of the group, consisting of various members from different parts of the country. The team specializes in random movie and musical productions but also engage in random activities with a comedic goal. It's destined to become a Google favorite, and is already endorsed by SBK Radio.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-14-2004 Where's The Boost? View Webcam for 04-14-2004 6 COMMENTS
Where's the Boost?While driving my Cougar at lunch today I heard a strange whining noise from the engine. Fearing the worst, I pulled over and found nothing visibly wrong with it. Still, the whine persisted so I decided to drop to third and floor it. The definition of anemic greeted me and my boost gauge mockingly told me I was not generating any pressure over manifold vaccuum. A call to Vortech revealed yet another revision in the jackshaft/compressor connection was made to prevent what happened to my supercharger kit. The shaft runs from my accessory belt to the compressor and connects using splines that had finally worn off and was now spinning in the compressor socket. Unfortunately the kit is out of warranty, but fortunately I was offered a discount on the necessary repair work. Oh well, at least I don't drive a Honda.
User Comments for 04-14-2004:
Join the NA side again Mr Lloyd and together we will be old school! Well atleast you know the problem, they should replace it no matter what, sounds like Vortech has been sucking to much air.lately
Stavos
did this just happen out of the blue? or was it a problem in the making?
Zac
Yeah... good thing you don't drive a honda: http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=824696 [www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=824696]
DDubYa
built by: Randy Hughlett @ http://www.attituderacing.com. So you spent about 20 Gs to have some company make it? yawn....
Stavos
Now I feel obligated to come back to michigan to change your axle shaft.
MYRN!
http://www.ihatetheworld.com
TIm

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-13-2004 System Uptime View Webcam for 04-13-2004 NO COMMENTS
The latest critical updates from Microsoft were released today and consequently this server got a reboot. I took the opportunity to image the system partition and noticed the last reboot was 2 months ago so I thought I'd screen cap the network status:
2 months of uptime
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-12-2004 Name That Biker Chick View Webcam for 04-12-2004 2 COMMENTS
Biker Chick
User Comments for 04-12-2004:
The girlfriend
Stavos
Verse I: (soft music) Mindy was the quiet type Reserved and neatly dressed Took great care in hygiene Clothes were always pressed Turtlenecks and sweaters Skirts below the knees Picture perfect etiquette Always thank you and please But Mindy had a wild side At the office it didn’t show But when she was on the town She was a sexy dynamo Chorus: She was a Sunday school teacher Wrote poems about the rain But there was something about Mindy That drove the guys insane Among those long sleeve blouses And the barely there lipstick Was black leather jackets and chains She was a closet biker chick Metal instrumental… (Back to soft music)Verse II: She was good at being both Balanced them quite well At the office she was reserved On the town she gave em hell Rebel woman cloaked in linen With a g-string hidden under Mindy was a private hustler And it often made em wonder She never revealed her secret Though she often gave a wink To anyone that noticed Her shoulder’d been carved in ink Repeat chorus:
Tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-10-2004 Lomar Lives Again! View Webcam for 04-10-2004 1 COMMENT
Lastnight Lomar, was asked to do an interview for SBK Radio about his Anti-Brad and other popular songs. Somehow the songs made their way to Texas and have a significant following in the area. Lomar, his fiance, Ryan and I huddled around my computer for the interview, followed by a live performance of the Anti-Brad song courtesy of Lomar and Ryan. Afterwards we decided to go for a beer run and steal an ice cream sign to dedicate to his live performance. Look for the DVD in stores!
User Comments for 04-10-2004:
SBK Radio wont authorize me to look at it!
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-09-2004 The Passion of the Christ View Webcam for 04-09-2004 NO COMMENTS
The Passion of the Christ
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-07-2004 I'm (not) lovin it! View Webcam for 04-07-2004 4 COMMENTS
Not Lovin It About a month ago I started singing the latest idiotic (and blatently targeted) McDonalds slogan over and over in my head. It was on it's way to being etched into my subconsciousness when I found myself singing it only while debugging code. The self defense mechanism of my mind had turned the evil jingle into a sarcastic commentary. Now I consciously chant it when something goes wrong and everyone gets the joke. While the Quizno's commercials stuck with the public because they were flat out funny, the McDonald commercials stick in your head because you're left struggling to find a point. Extremes are definitely the most effective marketing tool.
User Comments for 04-07-2004:
Speaking of annoying songs... I'm sick fo those badgers!
tim
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Fuckin' a. Anyways, now that my Absolut-inspired ass has managed to navigate the difficulty of your comment-adding utilities, I have this to say: FUCK Quiznos. As a resident of Ann Arbor, I can say with 100% certainty that Quiznos has completely ripped off JIMMY JOHN'S advertising campaign, mainly targeted at stoned college-aged youths. And it's not working out here. In fact, as a member of the Ann Arbor community, I am nowhere near reluctant to declare that QUIZNOS SUCKS. Who the fuck wants to pay another $3 just for the poor sap behind the counter to put your damn sandwich onto a slowly moving toaster device. Pointless. I would rather have my nuttsack properly emptyed by a Bangledeshi immigrant. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact, if anyone wants to alleviate the pressure in my scrotum, please e-mail me, BOBAWITZ@HOTMAIL.COM
s. p. s. j. n. LaPointe
How about that Bachelor party? That's what I thought.
AtomicInternet

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