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Project Flamingo went off without a hitch this morning. Plasma Team assisted in the setup and arrangement of the flamingos, and the GnomeCam has been adjusted to capture every 30 seconds from 12:05am through 11:55pm. The purpose of Project Flamingo is to determine what person, group of persons, event or ordinance will remove them from my yard. My predictions, in order, are: 1. curb squirrels, 2. city ordinance, 3. conservative neighbor, 4. aliens. Regardless of how it turns out, I've already had my $24 of flamingo fun.