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Rating: 3.45 - Link to this Article 08-01-2009 Comment Party Great Success View Webcam for 08-01-2009 31 COMMENTS
Senator Kelley 1000th Party Stavos party for his accomplishment exceeded all expectations. The promised karting event, complete with pink frosting cake was just the beginning as three Sonic virgins were deflowered shortly thereafter. The senator then commanded a visit to the local metropark beach, with only Whineyho able to escape his bidding. A dip in the ocean and a space shuttle ride was enough to convince parents to keep their children a safe distance from our group. Some disorganized putt putt and this abomination completed our visit to the metropark. After surviving 4 separate incidents of driver insanity it was back to the house for piano shenanigans and a viewing of Tron. A higher level of entertainment was soon required and met by The Hangover which properly ended the evening in laughter seizures.
User Comments for 08-01-2009:
OMG! It's funnier even reading it again. I again, burst into a fit of snortdom when clicking the "abomination". Truly a great day. Can't wait to hit MY 1000th post, where we'll all spend a lovely day, at the spa. :D
Jenny
so, how many more posts till I hit 1000???
Jenny
998 more posts but 1000 was already broke so you need to make 10,000. The day was more exciting then any of my birthdays. I thank Google and Mr. & Mrs. Lloyd for the event.
Stavos
I had a blast yesterday, and I don't think I've ever filled a day with so many interesting events! But today begins my life journey, to complete 999 more posts on this site! So get ready to be annoyed and confused by my random posts from here on out! Hehe
Candy
So, how many more points till I hit 1000??? j/k
Candy
That was truly a most excellent day of fun. All hail the great Senator on a successful day of racing, gay cake eating, Sonic deflowering, "parking", goofy golfing, disturbing sign abominations, traffic dodging, piano shenanigans (buzz word lately), Tron deflowering (not received well by the youthful Candy), mysterious unknown pizza locations and the movie of laughing fits and snorting and Lisa giggle twitching and infectious laughter spreads with disturbing video content. We all felt like "ritards" that night with dignity! Let's do it again! Leave Aug 29th free for another gathering of fun and stupidity. BRING IT
Excelcier
I gotta follow par too; So, how many more points till I hit 1000???
Excelcier
So, how many more point's till i hit 10,000???
Stavos
10000 - 1013 = 8987 more posts! Keep workin it.
Excelcier
So, Brad... who's gonna post all those pics to Facebook so we can tag the hell outta them?
Excelcier
With one last squeeze of 1000th comment juice I command Excelcier to upload all these photos to Facebook. Don't question it, just do it!
Stavos
Much easier if B-rad does it locally so I don't have to d/l each one, one at a time when he can do it locally in one foul swoop.
Excelcier
omg! you guys are hillarious!!! 998. I've posted WAY more than twice over the years!!! whatEVER! And, it was left out, about the three of you kareening your weapons of destruction, also known as go karts into my kart, and then into the wall..AFTER having being t-boned already by the good senator. Too bad we don't have photo evidence of THAT!
Jenny
The deed is done, my master (Darth Vader voice)
Excelcier
On another, totally random note. This will make 14 comments on this noted point of interest. This must be a record or something!!
Jenny
16!! he posted at the same time!! I can SO count!
Jenny
I have no clue what you guys are talking about, are you speaking Canadian? However besides just user counts, Brad also counts the most popular articles and this one is getting up there! However we have to push it past 35 comments.
Stavos
Than it'll have to be an international effort, just like the space station that Brad and I were on that shuttle to head to. Let's keep pushing.
Excelcier
why do we need an international effort when we can do it obviously very easily amongst ouselves!! Whoo whoo, what do you know, yet again another post!!
Candy
Well. we're Canucks! So, we're making it international. Which automatically, makes it MEGA COOL! EH
Jenny
We do need bacon aboard the Space Station, i'll let this slide.... this time!
Stavos
No, sliders are only in the US.. Canucks don't have White Castle. :)
Excelcier
Live amazing blog post, LIVE!
Stavos
Let's keep the grease slippery in here.
Excelcier
Bacon grease? mmmmm bacon...
Stavos
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind in here.
Excelcier
Uh oh... why are you guys letting this thread die?!?!
Excelcier
who is?!!? I don't see anybody letting anything die. What crack are YOU smoking?!?! Bacon crack?!!?
Jenny
hey I was having fun reading all of this why did you guys stop?
Candy
I didn't stop! I'm hoping this will keep living a life of it's own
Excelcier
Oh god... it's officially dead now... so much for making this the top post. :(
Excelcier

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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-31-2009 My Trash is Gold View Webcam for 07-31-2009 3 COMMENTS
Garbage Theif My trash was confirmed as valuable today @ 10:30, when someone in a mini-van took the time to remove a cardboard box to retrieve what could only be my broken mosquito trap. It's not something you could see driving casually by, so I'm either under surveillance or the trash pickers are getting more thorough. My next step is printing copies of the socialist manifesto and adding them to my trash, then waiting to see if I'm firebombed or approached to join the movement.
User Comments for 07-31-2009:
Clearly they traveled from Redford.
Stavos
They're trashing your rights!! HACK THE PLANET!
Excelcier
Brad haven't you ever heard "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Plus you live really close to the garbage collectors of Redford!
Candy

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Rating: 5 - Link to this Article 07-30-2009 Animal Cannibalism! View Webcam for 07-30-2009 1 COMMENT
The secret socialist propaganda machine that is Farm Town gains momentum each day. More and more people are signing up to be reprogrammed by a game that encourages you to hire and be hired, with both parties receiving money, and a government handout of 200 coins when you go broke. It's helping to shift society into a paradigm that socialism is the acceptable norm. No longer do you need skills to succeed, just excessive amounts of time to click a mouse. What's so disturbing about this aside from the secret kill screen that activates Farm Town participants into a socialist army that blindly follows orders? Animal cannibalism! That's right, this cow is eating a steak off the grille! Who's to blame for this affront to all that is decent? Senator Kelley of course!
User Comments for 07-30-2009:
my farm is now eFamous with it's bbq grilling line. Yes that's 1 of 6 bbq stalls.
Stavos

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I needed an excuse to use a photo of a Morlock While checking my webcam from work today, I was shocked to discover all color had faded from my neighborhood. My immediate thought was the Morlock's recent move back into the neighborhood, but his smokestacks and machinery don't usually affect the visual spectrum; and as far as I can tell chromatics and cannibalism don't share any common technology. That leaves a Pleasantville event, or a stuck night mode on the camera. Without further investigation I can't make a call either way.
User Comments for 07-28-2009:
The Morlock is getting all kinds of press lately. I drove by his house and snapped a quick photo of his cave and uploaded it to Facebook on the spot. eStalking complete. (If you don't have a FB account the GTFO!) http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=2287283&id=533344086&ref=mf
Stavos
Oh god.. hide the women and children, it's BACK!
Excelcier

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Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 07-27-2009 I Love My Horse & Me 2 View Webcam for 07-27-2009 2 COMMENTS
Stavos dropped off my copy of My Horse & Me 2 tonight and whipped up a fabulous rendition of the handoff caught on the webcam. My reunion was bittersweet, however, as the eBay auction for it ended at almost that exact same instant. Growing old with My Horse & Me 2 was not to be, but I'll never forget the 810 achievement points it gave me for a once in a lifetime experience.
User Comments for 07-27-2009:
Your better at it then I ever was. You forgot to mention how chilly it was that evening with a tad low temprature of 017966.2*F. I knew I should of brought a jacket.
Stavos
Replace the "0" with a "-"
Stavos

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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-24-2009 You Asked For It View Webcam for 07-24-2009 4 COMMENTS
Yeah!
User Comments for 07-24-2009:
No I really didn't ask for it. Don't double dip the chip!
Stavos
I'm gonna throw up on you!
Excelcier
A+ to the photographer
Marco
I am only posting this for free go-carts. Don't tell Brad
Tim

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Rating: 1 - Link to this Article 07-23-2009 Tigers Suite View Webcam for 07-23-2009 1 COMMENT
Tigers I had forgotten our scheduled work trip to Comerica Park for the Tigers vs. Marlins game today, so it was a nice surprise to discover myself eating free food in the company suite. Unlike most events where I show my ticket and am turned away, the suite ticket brightened the face of every usher and opened every door. I considered demanding a dance from each of them, but decided not to push it, instead enjoying my temporary royalty status. After stuffing my face with food, drinking excessive amounts of Pepsi, and devouring a pound of chocolate cake, my sugar high slowly wore off and I actually watched a few innings of the game.
User Comments for 07-23-2009:
Nerd levels depleating.... Jock levels increasing.
Stavos

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Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 07-22-2009 Google Voice View Webcam for 07-22-2009 2 COMMENTS
Thanks to a certain west coast Canadian, I recently received a Google Voice invite. So far it looks to be invite only, so you may have to wait to get your own. It's already proving useful since I get zero reception on my mobile phone at work, so the "ring multiple phones at once" option means I don't have to run to the window in hopes of enough signal to avoid dropping the call. I also have a well organized SMS inbox, ring schedules, call screening and forwarding, custom voicemail, and a whole host of other things. If you get a text message from me with the new number, you'll know I love you. If not, you can click the banner to the right. It's probably a stupid idea to put a phone connect on my blog, but the fact that I can shut it down at any time gives me a warm, reassuring feeling. Plus I'm curious how long it will take for spambots to figure out how to call it.
User Comments for 07-22-2009:
Dude your giving me a workout! And no I wont call you, it's very creepy to hear an actual human on the other end of a phone that I text/IM to all day.
Stavos
n00b! If you were using Grand Central, you still have all of the same services, plus a few additional niceties... with a new name: Google Voice.
Duane

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Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 07-21-2009 Sonic Commerce Open View Webcam for 07-21-2009 4 COMMENTS
Sonic Commerce is now open, and the line at 10:45am was non existent. As it got closer to lunch, one started forming in the parking lot behind it, and by 11:15 there were 4 cars in each line. Consequently you can only enter from Haggerty road, as the Pontiac Trail entrance is closed during the opening rush. I plan to return tonight to see what the evening wait will be.
User Comments for 07-21-2009:
Commence the Commerce Sonic consumption.
Stavos
I finally visited Sonic in Flint. I don't get it. What's the draw? (Apart from 10 years of TV ads for a chain that didn't exist in our state?)
Duane
OK, I'm thinking we need to do a double hitter combo. To go along with the victory of the 1000 comment party for Steve, I think we should finish off the Karting celebration with a deflowering of my Sonic virginity since you guys love it so much and I've never tried it. Game on?
Excelcier
In for sure, since there's one right around the corner from Kart2Kart: 40257 GROESBECK HIGHWAY, CLINTON TOWNSHIP, MI 48036
AtomicInternet

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