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BlogAs someone who grew up obsessed with the
original Knight Rider series, I'm forced to watch the
new incarnation simply because they say a sufficient number of buzzwords such as "Knight Foundation" and "KITT" and "talking car." I say forced because it's physically painful for me to watch it. Instead of the Hoff as a lone gunman serving up justice in too-tight pants, they have a doofus with 50 some odd support people running around in circles at what looks like an abandoned aircraft hangar. The "one man can make a difference" mantra that made Knight Rider so great has been replaced with "many dorks accidentally solve problems." Worse yet, the constantly changing plot points and unbelievable chain of events makes me dizzy. It's like they're trying to cram 2 hours of unrelated none sense into an hour of unrelated nonsense. I'd like to say KITT is the one redeeming factor, and the eye candy is smack on, but the execution is all wrong.
Too often KITT is conveniently flawed for a useless plot development that I'm left wondering what it accomplished. Fortunately there is a
live blog written by someone who feels exactly the same way, and if you watch the episodes it's hilarious (click on each one for the synopsis). I think everyone who is a fan of the original series secretly hopes it will return to the lone gunman format, but as the creators have stressed many times it's targeted at a new audience and not supposed to be a remake so I can only assume we'll all be suffering for the remainder of it's existance.
A recent email from
Myrn prompted a trip to the vending machine for what I initially thought was counterfeit dew. The
official mountain dew site mentions nothing about the new logo, but a Google search reveals a
logo makeover in the works. It's
not limited to dew either, and there's already some
great parodies on the new Pepsi logo. The change can only be interpreted as another step closer to
Idiocracy.
95% of my eBay sales go off without a hitch, as is evidenced by my
feedback, but the 5% that go somewhere I would never have predicted provide the most entertainment. I decided to document the
most recent example for posterity and eagerly await his response, or at least hope it gets picked up on Google for his next vain Google search. As you can tell I get a bit animated when confronted with all the caps and excessive punctuation. Mix in arrogance and I become a full-on jerk. If he had sent a cordial complaint I probably would have offered a partial refund for the hassle, but thankfully he went the ass route and I was able to work off some frustration.
Waking up to beeping UPS batteries at 4:49am is not pleasant, especially when you look outside and see the bright flashing of light that signifies the death of multiple transformers (the capacitor type, not the transforming alien robots). The 17 hour outage that ensued has convinced me it's time to rig my furnace to accept generator power. Since the generator only needs to power the blower and circuit board, it should be sufficient. An initial check with my Kill-A-Watt will confirm my theory. If this is my last post you can assume I electrocuted myself during the attempt. Here's a breakdown of the outage in case you want to imagine how cold my house got.
4:49am - Power flickers and dies
5:17am - UPS powers down server
5:48pm - Power returns, server starts
5:52pm - Power dies again
5:55pm - UPS powers down server
9:09pm - Power returns, server starts
??:??? - Connectivity returns (when you read this)
Todays 60 degree weather melted the snow around Butt enough for him to pop out and say hello. It also handily removed the ice from my driveway. Unfortunately the sun decided to remain hidden, but a break from single digit temperatures was nice for a day.
The imperfect Earth, with it's snobbish rotation, scoffs at our proper time keepeing. Instead of rotating in a consistant manner, it has the nerve to slow down. We just
quietly add an extra second every 4 years or so depending on the Earths mood. Of course the slowing may mean the earth will completely stop in a billion or so years. This would extend the day to 6 months instead of 24 hours possibly creating two distinct nomadic societies that constantly travel the earth to either avoid or remain in the light. Your first thought might be Morlock and Eloi but you would be wrong! The correct future non-rotating earth societies would be vampires lead by
Riddick, and clones of Wesley Snipes lead by Blade. Throw some Waterworld references in as well since they seemed to be travelling a lot in that movie. Plus Waterworld sucked, so you'll get an idea of how 6 months of darkness feels. Or you could just move to Michigan and find out first hand.
Tigerbomb passed me
this link which has quickly became my favorite game. If they made an Xbox 360 port I'd pay whatever amount they wanted. Any game you can get 50 achievements in under 20 seconds is my kind of game.
Senator Kelley passed me
this link today of a 3400 x 1600 animated GIF radar loop of the entire United States. Definitely fun to watch the current snowstorm engulf the northeast in pretty blue green and yellow. If you look closely, you can also see me passing traffic in the oncoming lane right past a cop who couldn't catch me even if he tried. I love snow!
After a long night of
Left 4 Dead in 8 player vs mode, I woke up this morning charged for a zombie fight. Instead, I fired up my snow blower and managed to clear both my driveway and my neighbors in
under 10 minutes. I'm not sure if it's the zombie vision or urge to get to the safe room, but apparently fighting zombie hordes is good preparation for snow removal.
So you paid the $399 for an overpriced blu-ray player and as movie rentals move farther from physical media and closer to streaming/downloadable you're wondering "Can I do anything with this other than play 'Little Big Planet'"? Well your answer is here as Sony finally
launches PlayStation Home tomorrow. While us Xbox 360 fanboys know we get
better graphics,
easier development,
more exclusives,
streaming movies,
built-in extenderand a
better online network, that last point could be in contention as Sony launches their cheap knockoff of
Second Life. PS3 fanboys, all kidding aside, tell me your thoughts after playing around with it. I'll be reviewing it as well at my boyfriend/neighbors house on launch day. For those disappointed in the recent lack of posts, this should provide more than enough fuel for rage and banter.
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