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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-22-2007 Bachelor Party View Webcam for 09-22-2007 2 COMMENTS
After a day at the renaissance fair with the Kelleys and Whineyho, my bachelor party began. Senator Kelley setup a phased party beginning at the local Hooters which was obviously not chosen for the food selection. Next up was a visit to Luckys bowling alley/arcade which I had never bowled at before, and was impressed with the lane couches, ball speed clocking, and the wide variety of girl drinks our server was able to provide on demand. It was quickly proven the more intoxicated you were, the better of a bowler you became. The final phase was the classic strip club, which only the brave Whineyho attended with me. His metrosexual charm and finely tuned ability to befriend anyone makes him the best stripper lure of any of my friends, and thus was the best choice for the final phase. A good time was had by all, and followup bachelor party is definitely in order.
User Comments for 09-22-2007:
The girl kissing you in the hooters picture looks distgustingly like Lisa. That's just wrong.
MorlockPrime
Fun times indeed, I hope you used your mousepad to aid you with you posting this!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-20-2007 Morlock Theatre View Webcam for 09-20-2007 4 COMMENTS
HC1500 After providing shelter for two consecutive morlocks, my empty first floor was left without a purpose (aside from LAN parties of course). A visit to the Leinnintigers a few months ago put the idea of a basement theatre in Lisas head, and about a week ago she made the mistake of mentioning how she'd like to have one. That very night I found this deal on a HC1500 projector with decent brightness/contrast and pulled the trigger. What was once a dark and musty morlock cave is now alive with 110" of 1080i goodness (points for guessing the movie). While 48" shy of Ron's and embarrassingly low-quality for Duane, it fit my cheap bastard pricing requirement perfectly. Now I just need to get a proper hardware setup to replace my temporary cat house projector stand.
User Comments for 09-20-2007:
Top notch stand there, Brad. And doncha mean "pull the plug"? :P
E1
Umm. I get the bonus points! That movie is "Stealth" when he's trying to get fuel mid-air! Damn, I'm good. I'm also crying inside as I miss my projector. Bulb went bye-bye and I can't afford a new one. I went from 123" of goodness theatre action to a lowly 36" of TV sitting on a cart in the middle of my theatre room. A moment of silence please...
Excelcier
When you find a better one with 1080P i'll take this one off your hands. BTW it's stealth the Canadian is right.
Senator Kelley
Soon your eyes will adjust to the darkness and you will forget the warmth of the sun.
MorlockPrime

SpaceBrad Stavos has been secretly working on this masterpiece for some time now, and he finally decided to share it with me. A better use of the original photo there is none. I already know you're going to ask if you can use it as your background so I'll go ahead and proactively approve it.
User Comments for 09-19-2007:
You can thank Google Picasa2 for finding it for me. Otherwise it would of been lost forever. You know it's real because that's the classic Brad pose. I expect all his wedding Photo's to look similar.
StavosWS6
Speaking of wedding photos... that better be proudly displayed somewhere at the reception.
Duane
Pretty nice handy work there Stavos! I too agree with Duane that it should be at the reception but I will settle for nothing less than a Fathead of it hanging behind the altar.
Keith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXCELCIER

If you're stalking me you've noticed the Gnome Cam has been in a blackout for the past 7 days. The BT-176WC camera that has served me well for over 2 years finally decided to bite the dust and only display melted images. Anticipating a failure in the near future based on previous issues I had a cheap eBay knockoff camera ready to go that I finally got around to installing. As you can see I got a great shot of me installing it, which is always a treat, but more importantly you'll notice the crappy quality. Evidently the factory that built this camera is operating in a time bubble sometime prior to 1979 as the quality is slightly less than home video cameras of that era. Rest assured I have an eBay alert set for my trusty BT-176WC in the hopes I'll find it at an affordable price. Until then enjoy the memories of disco fever and use your imagination to fill in the missing details.
User Comments for 09-18-2007:
From the looks of the picture of you installing the camera, you are well on your way to becoming a Morlock. Has lisa kicked you out of the upstairs?
MorlockPrime
When will we see multiple Gnome cams?
StavosWS6
Wow, that camera does suck, lol...
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-14-2007 Morlock Party View Webcam for 09-14-2007 1 COMMENT
Disturbing Gnome With the Morlock all growed up he decided to have a housewarming party to celebrate his move down the street and food chain. In addition to the expected beer and burgers, the party offered up such exotic things as hookah pipes and special brownies. To help him better fit in with the neighborhood, Lisa bought an appropriately disturbing gnome for his housewarming gift. A much more satisfying gift than the kegerator he also received.
User Comments for 09-14-2007:
I'm sueing the morlock for fire ants biting me while I was trying to put logs into the fire. There was no warning
StavosWS6

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-13-2007 Earthwatts Part 2 View Webcam for 09-13-2007 2 COMMENTS
With my first efficient power supply up and saving the world, another cheap deal suckered me into saving the world yet again. This time the energy savings was only 12 watts for my home server, bringing the total for both computers from 300 watts to 264 watts. I've decided to hold at two so I can avoid having my power supply fetish cross over into a mental treatment required situation. It also goes without saying that if you need a power supply in a pinch, I've now got plenty of spares.
User Comments for 09-13-2007:
Looks like I'll be running my computers extra hard this weekend to offset Brad's new savings. Global warming my ass, its cold as hell outside...
E1
I'll just turn TransAm for 20secs and it will destroy everything Brad has tried to accomplish toward the environment
StavosWS6

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-12-2007 All About Dollar Coins View Webcam for 09-12-2007 1 COMMENT
$1 Presidential Coin Forced to make another Mountain Dew purchase after seeing EternalOne drinking a bottle at work again, I headed to the vending machine and discovered I was fresh out of single dollar bills. Fortunately the machine next to the pop machine makes change for $5 bills. For my $5 bill, 5 gold colored coins with John Adams on the front tumbled into the change tray. Fearful of a government conspiracy to rid the world of the Sacagawea dollar I had finally grown to accept, I ran to EternalOne in a panic and showed him my discovery. Unimpressed, he returned to his bottle of Mountain Dew and I consulted the giver of knowledge. Turns out Sacagawea wasn't as popular as the US Mint had hoped in replacing short-life $1 bills with longer-life coins. The success of the state quarters prompted a similar attempt with a presidential $1 coin program. Even though it feels a bit Canadian, I've grown to like dollar coins and was glad to also learn Sacagawea will still make up 1/4 of all dollar coin production for the life of the presidential coin program. And although it's more fun to actually say it, I thought I'd type Sacagawea one last time to make it a nice round total of 4 times for this post.
User Comments for 09-12-2007:
Next comes the "Twonie"
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-10-2007 Want to Bomb Google? View Webcam for 09-10-2007 7 COMMENTS
About 2 months ago I was searching for database help on the "GROUP BY" function and every search engine I tried kept returning a "page unavailable" error. Not thinking straight, I cleared my cookies/cache, tried every browser I had, and eventually gave up and went home. The next day everything worked again and I wrote it off as an oddity. Well today I was again searching for group by help and the magic word combination I used the first time was entered again. Try this on any search engine with any browser. I'm curious if any are NOT affected. Enter this (without the quotes): "select group by count"
User Comments for 09-10-2007:
This article was not posted until the 11th but it is dated the 10th. Is everything on this site a lie?
MorlockPrime
Yes including www.chrisrisner.com
Senator Kelley
It is probably overzealous security filtering on your internet connection. I bet it is trying to block a SQL injection attack. The search works fine for me.
GabeFriedmann
GabeFriedmann!!!! I thought he was trampeled by a cow stampede in Texas!
MorlockPrime
By just putting "google" in your title you automatically gained triple the amount of hits this month! ....Cheater!
Senator Kelley
I don't get it honey. I entered those words in google and yahoo and the search went through just fine. You'll have to explain it to me more when you get home! :)
poopy
The cow stampedee is right! Crazy firewall rule is to blame!
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-05-2007 Sunroof Revival View Webcam for 09-05-2007 7 COMMENTS
Sunroof Timelapse About 3 years ago, my sunroof in my Cougar broke along with a vast majority of fellow owners. I quickly learned it's one of the top failure parts for the car, but not being a critical part, I eventually forgot all about it. Recently some fellow owners, including Excelcier, found replacements in local junkyards. I became increasingly aware of my previously forgotten broken sunroof, especially when surrounded by people who enjoy taunting me by leaving their sunroof open while parked. EternalOne took pity on me, and donated his sunroof after deciding he no longer wanted it. An attempted replacement with Jrak left me with detailed knowledge of sunroof assembly, but the donor part was also broken and the sky remained an extra-vehicular activity. Fast forward to today when I finally broke down and bought a replacement part. Fighting mosquitos, I managed to get it installed in 45 minutes flat, 5 of which was spent conversing with the ex-Morlock who quickly moved on after learning I was engaged in actual work.
User Comments for 09-05-2007:
DAHHH....work, it does nothing! I did throughly enjoy the fact that I was getting drunk while you were working.
MorlockPrime
I would of donated you my G6 panoramic sunroof to you, oh well
Senator Kelley
It's about time! Now if you cherish it, NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN! That's what I'm doing. Keep's it "working" that way. I still don't trust the new design, it has the same crappy plastic failure point even with the metal track design.
Excelcier
The cougar is one giant crappy plastic failure point.
MorlockPrime
--MECURY COUGAR RECALL NOTICE— Please replace the following failure parts: (MECURY COUGAR) --END OF RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT--
Senator Kelley
Brad, the next time you're thinking about spending time working on your car, try to remember this phrase, "You can't polish a turd."
MorlockPrime
Even that's not proven, Ron. I had my replaced, opened it only twice afterwards to ensure it worked perfectly. Then closed and never touched it again, when Brad installed it, it was broken... :P
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-02-2007 Labor Day Disc Golf View Webcam for 09-02-2007 1 COMMENT
After learning Lisa's parents live close to a disc golf course we decided to try it out while visiting. The first two holes were unmarked, and it looked like we'd be making our own tee-off spots, but the third hole was marked with a clear sign including yardage and par. Disc golf signs being as popular as they are, the first two must have been stolen. Fortunately the rest were also well marked and we had a good 9-hole round. I'm always amazed at how easy it is to find a disc golf course wherever you are in the country.
User Comments for 09-02-2007:
I see your future inlaws have a wise choice in dog breeds. Marriage excepted.
Senator Kelley

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