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After a day at the renaissance fair with the Kelleys and Whineyho, my bachelor party began. Senator Kelley setup a phased party beginning at the local Hooters which was obviously not chosen for the food selection. Next up was a visit to Luckys bowling alley/arcade which I had never bowled at before, and was impressed with the lane couches, ball speed clocking, and the wide variety of girl drinks our server was able to provide on demand. It was quickly proven the more intoxicated you were, the better of a bowler you became. The final phase was the classic strip club, which only the brave Whineyho attended with me. His metrosexual charm and finely tuned ability to befriend anyone makes him the best stripper lure of any of my friends, and thus was the best choice for the final phase. A good time was had by all, and followup bachelor party is definitely in order.