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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-14-2007 Florida Vacation View Webcam for 05-14-2007 1 COMMENT
After a planned trip to Florida with coworkers failed to happen, Lisa decided she'd take me and go anyway. Flattered that she thought of me after her coworkers, and that she remembered I love Florida, I agreed. Since Joseph moved back to Michigan, my resident welcoming committee was notably absent this year, and we had to brave the harsh Whorlando airport by ourselves. Once we arrived at our Cocoa Beach destination, a strict schedule of beach and sleep was implemented immediatly, interrupted only by trips to Kennedy Space Center and Medieval Times. Lisa was very excited about visiting NASA for the first time. She took me on the Up Close tour which was cancelled due to terrorists last time I visited so this was the first time I got to see the shuttle launch pads from 500 feet. Lisa was upset neither pad had a shuttle ready to launch due to a recent hailstorm, but rolled her eyes in excitement after I assured her we would come back again and again until she saw one on the pad. After a full day of calming Lisa down from the space center, we went to Medieval Times where Lisa enjoyed the soap opera which I had previously ignored. Apparently all the talking they do between the fighting and jousting actually creates a storyline. The absence of the Josephs from the greater Whorlando area definitely tuned down the fun factor, but being on a sunny beach with a hot woman helps make up for it.
User Comments for 05-14-2007:
awww... i love you honey!
poopy

Motorola Q I've been eyeing the Motorola Q ever since I got my free Treo 650 almost two years ago. The recent price break to $200 was enough incentive for me to make my move. The thinner profile and Mobile 5 OS were the two most attractive features to me and both have proven to be worth the upgrade. I find myself checking to make sure my phone is still on me it's so flush to my belt compared to the Treo. The Mobile 5 OS enables me to write my own software (easily) and once I installed the .NET 2.0 compact framework on my phone I quickly had a homemade crappy RSS reader written and installed on the phone. "Myrone Detector" is in the works, so if you've got a Mobile 5 phone you won't have to fear Myrone sneak attacks much longer. Despite Keith's recommendation of CodeWallet, I decided to go with Password Manager for my password keeper since I was able to find an older free version online, and CodeWallet is overkill for me. Owning a phone that can't play DiVX is embarrassing, so my next install was TCPMP which I also used on my Treo. It was thankfully ported to Windows Mobile. I recently got Lisa to move from a paper calendar to Google Calendar and since she decides what I do and when I do it, GMobileSync was my next install which flawlessly downloaded my life for the next 60 days. Google Maps Mobile looks and runs much better and faster on the Q compared to the Treo, despite the fact that the Q doesn't have a touch screen. A visit to FreewarePocketPc.net rounded out my installs with a few games and utilities. The EV-DO network is noticeably faster than the 1x my Treo had when connected to my laptop, but the latest Q firmware prevents Bluetooth DUN so I'm stuck with a USB connection for now. There are some downsides though; I miss the longer battery life and touch screen on my Treo, and it's noticeably slower and more complicated to do things compared to the PalmOS (both phones have a 312Mhz processor), but as Stavos pointed out it shares a name with a Star Trek character, and that alone compensates for the shortfalls.
User Comments for 05-07-2007:
You'll enjoy the Q number one!
Picard
Can't wait to discuss this with you soon. I just got a blackberry.
Tim
Shoulda went with one of the Mobile 5 Treo's -- my 700w owns now that I updated the fireware... :P
E1
What are you doing with your hand-me-down?
Excelcier
Ok so you didn't use CodeWallet per my recommendation because you are cheap. Fair enough. One thing you should install is the Live Search equiv of Google Maps. I personally find Live Search to be easier and much better than the Google version. Also means you can buy a $79 bluetooth GPS receiever and map your location with your phone. Of course this means you'll only get 5 minutes of usage since the Q's battery life is known to suck but you can get a bigger battery. Personally I am sad you didn't get the best windows mobile phone on the planet: http://keithelder.net/blog/archive/2007/03/01/Cingular-8525-Pocket-PC-Phone-Review-and-First-Impression.aspx
Keith
This is great. The cell phone is the new Music group! Remember in high school people judge you by what music you liked. the 21 century's version is what cell phone do you carry? Oh The Motorola Q? mehhhh Keith is my new best friend! Yeah I didn't have a favorite music group in high school and got beat a lot.
Sentator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-04-2007 Spiderman 3 View Webcam for 05-04-2007 10 COMMENTS
My work took the entire company to see Spiderman 3 today. Getting paid to watch a movie is just the latest in a long line of perks for working at a media company. The trip was officially for "market research" into our new Spiderman Fatheads which are now hanging on the wall next to me at work. I'll rank this latest movie on par with #2, but below #1. It felt like the same level of effects and storyline as #2, but the dreaded singing scene turned out to be the funniest part of the movie. News of the free movie was the perk clencher for EternalOne who was hired in shortly before. Unfortunately that means getting vacation for Cougarfest is now that much more difficult.
User Comments for 05-04-2007:
See I thought Spiderman II was better then I. From reports I've heard III isn't as good as II. However I must get a job at media company it's my destiny!
Sentator Kelley
John got in at Fathead! thats awesome!
Jenny
Yes, they hired me because Brad still cannot figure out how to put http:// in front of web links... :P
E1
Would be nice if we could see the pictures...ASS.
Minister Myrone
Cograds John!!! Now get me that pearl clear coat as a celebration... hehehe
Excelcier
That's fantastic John! Cheers to you! Now you and Brad can screw around all day, and get paid for it! haha
Jenny
Heheh, thx all. Not sure how much screwing around there'll be time for, I've got one helluva project to undertake -- but it should be damn fun none-the-less! :D
E1
E1 you don't have to suckup to Brad he's not your boss :) Congrads on the job man
StavosWS6
Now like Brad you are both metaphorically and literally, beneath me.
MorlockPrime
I saw it last night at the IMAX in Dearborn, and I liked it. It wasn't as bad as most people made it out to be. There's that whole 'emo' look he had after he put on the black suit, which I didn't like. It could've done without that. But all in all it was pretty good.
Silvercup

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-03-2007 Groundhog Story View Webcam for 05-03-2007 5 COMMENTS
Groundhog So, not too long ago we discovered we have a groundhog living under the deck in the back yard. We haven't seen it in a while and thought it relocated to Florida for nicer weather. (Do groundhogs migrate?) But much to my surprise, while I was chasing the cat out of the bathroom window, I saw the groundhog again on the back patio making a clucking noise. I just happened to have the camera in my hand for something else and snapped a couple pictures. I tried to go outside and get closer so it could bite me, but it heard me unlock the patio door and ran away. The end. - Story by Poopy
User Comments for 05-03-2007:
Is this one of many new stories by Poopy? Because frankly I'm tired of the prior author, he bored me.
StavosWS6
I move that all future stories by Poopy need not have a mention that they are by Poopy but all stores by atomic explicitly state they are by Atomic.
MorlockPrime
Groundhogs have been known to mess with HD TV antenna's, It's true I read it on the internet!
Sentator Kelley
Groundhogs have also been known to impersonate Senator Kelley when leaving comments on blogs.
MorlockPrime
awww its cute!
Lisa#2

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-29-2007 HDTV Antenna Liberation View Webcam for 04-29-2007 1 COMMENT
The flatlanders stopped by for a visit yesterday since Melanie had to participate in the wedding planning task force. The task force quickly degraded into a drunken karaoke fest so Jaird and I hid in the basement and played my Wii (that the Morlock claims is his). The visit continued today with several choice photo ops as I gathered up the courage to climb onto my roof and free my troubled HDTV antenna from the attic. Lisa was initially concerned since I did not yet write out a will indicating her as the primary benefactor, but she decided she could forge one if necessary and promptly forgot about me. After the relocation, all signal strengths had a bright "green" meaning full signal, but on recording I still got occasional jumps. An exciting turn of events that requires me to climb onto the roof yet again to install a even larger antenna.
User Comments for 04-29-2007:
I gave you my advice which contained hours upon hours of research and it failed you, for that I am in debt to you. However if you do terminate your life for that extra one signal bar, Please let Lisa know I get full custody of your Server, so it can live strong forever. P.S. we will take Sam too.... (Candy insisted I put that in there.)
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-22-2007 Cougar Neutered View Webcam for 04-22-2007 11 COMMENTS
Sequential Tail Lights After the failed first attempt at neutering my Cougar, I decided to go with the stock exhaust option. Jrak, helpful to a fault, had a spare stock exhaust laying around that he not only gave me, but helped me install yesterday. This time the operation was a complete success. So much so that I now have to resort to the tachometer to know when to shift. I haven't noticed a significant drop in power, but I'm sure the 3/4 inch smaller diameter exhaust pipe is holding back some of it. I felt so bad for stockifying my car I roped Ron into installing his first generation sequential taillight flashers on my car today. Since he's almost completed his second generation (with unlimited flashing combinations) a windows media center extender was sufficient bribe to get my hands on his old circuit (innuendo intended). My 96 Mustang had the same circuit and I've missed it ever since I turned that car in. After the install, I spent at least 15 minutes mesmerized by the light display. I might have a quieter and slower car now, but at least I have a chance of waking up the 8am zombies behind me when I'm in a turn lane. Lisa was supposed to have contributed a photo of herself approving the quiet exhaust, but she decided to get sick instead.
User Comments for 04-22-2007:
Your getting old! We use to pay extra for super loud exhausts! Now your going back to stock! I don't know you anymore
Stavos
I've seen the lights and heard the exhaust first hand! It was as sad and dissapointing as you might think. Cougay for life.
MorlockPrime
I'm tellin ya man, Flowmaster 40 series FTW. Quiet as long as you keep it below 3k, and rip-roarin loud when you get on it. =) Best of both worlds... If my exhaust is too loud...yer too old!
E1
MorlockPrime.... "Kiss my grits!"
Alice
Who the hell is Alice? Do you really have to put that in quotes? Are you trying to say that you're quoting someone much cooler then you?
MorlockPrime
Welcome Alice! First time poster last time..... thanks to MorlockPrime
Stavos
I do my best to be welcoming.
MorlockPrime
By random exhaust he clearly means my old stock exhaust that was kidnapped unknown to me. The good parts were already raped.
Lisa#2
Kidnapped? It's been in my garage for what 4 months now? as well as your seats that were supposed to be there for 2 weeks. I could just send you a bill for storage lisa#2? I think a small storage unit costs about $60 a month and the seats have been there for 7 now so.......
jrak
holy crap yo. I was kidding. Plus maverick wanted the seats.
Lisa#2
you just wanna be my mustang dont you?
Minister Myrone

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-21-2007 Windows Home Server Rocks View Webcam for 04-21-2007 3 COMMENTS
Windows Home Server I've been excited about Windows Home Server ever since the unveiling at ICES. I was recently accepted into the beta program and decided to install it on a stolen Morlock PC today. After entering the product key, I went to mow my yard and came back to the login screen with no other configuration required. A quick check of the control panel found everything you'd expect in a Windows 2003 Small Business server, including IIS. My ultimate goal is to make Home Server my primary webserver, file server and backup server, so I was glad to see IIS ready to go. The centralized backup is the biggest feature of WHS, so my next step was to setup all my computers with the WHS client. It was pretty clear I wouldn't be able to backup all my computers with the 40GB drive in the Morlock PC, so I added a spare 120GB and another stolen 20GB Morlock drive for kicks. WHS has a warning screen for silly people like me that prefer traditional RDP access to a server, so I decided to go along with it and used the RDP-ish "Home Server Console" to add the drives to the storage pool. After seeing the result, I checked the partitions and found nothing exciting. Some kind of redundant spanning takes place on the drives (supposedly if one drive fails home server alerts you and keeps on chugging). With my improved storage I backed up all my computers from the console interface. The advantage to this over the built-in microsoft backup (both use shadow copy) is I can now initiate and schedule backups from one place instead of making sure each computer has the proper access, setting up scheduled tasks, and making sure they are on (WHS wakes them out of standby for the 2am backup). A backup is only as good as it's restore options, so I decided to "fail" my laptop drive by wiping it clean. I then popped in the WHS restore CD and booted into a modified version of Vista. Instead of loading every driver that does (and will) exist in the world, each backup has a "Drivers" folder you copy to a USB drive for restores. After booting up, it scanned and found the drivers on the USB drive. I entered the WHS password, picked the machine, backup, and partition to restore and my laptop came back to life. You can also restore individual files from specific dates, but that's not as dramatic. File shares, users, and network status are also easily administered from the console, with enough detail to keep me satisfied that I'm not actually RDP'd into the box. If you've read this far, you're probably wondering why I'm so excited about a centralized backup system. You'll find your answer the next time the RIAA SWAT team swoops in with localized EMP pulse rifles and zaps all your PC's. While you cry about the cavity search I'll be booting up restores happy in the knowledge my WHS is safe underground in a lead bunker.
User Comments for 04-21-2007:
I read the first three sentances and then I realized how much of a whore you are.
MorlockPrime
Dude where are the cliff notes I'm part of the Mtv generation I can't read more then 2 paragraphs without falling asleep
Stavos
Wow, you finally played with something cool before I did and blogged about it. The world is coming to an end I know it. I don't know whether to congratulate you on finally posting something I can actually use from your blog or run into my cave and hide because I've been bested by AtomicInternet.
Keith Elder

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-20-2007 Gnome Cam Time Machine View Webcam for 04-20-2007 2 COMMENTS
While the feature to load archived captures has always existed in the Gnome Cam, I replaced the javascript popup calendar with a dynamic one. Since the backend functionality is identical, but it now has a "fresh and new" interface, I've taken a page from marketing and renamed the "Archived Captures" feature to the "Gnome Cam Time Machine." Obviously a more exciting version of the exact same thing. Now when you reminisce about Enoryms last visit, the Nukie© party, the Morlocks curb job, or the barn LAN, you no longer have to look at the URL to get the date.
User Comments for 04-20-2007:
Sweet now make a visitor flag option, if they see certain cool things and they flag certain times it will make that day red red on the calender and people will share there fav Gnome cam exp with each other.
StavosWS6
stavos is gay from the wii
Upside down face

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-19-2007 Cougar Neutering Attempt #1 View Webcam for 04-19-2007 2 COMMENTS
Today I brought my Cougar into the local Tuffy shop to get neutered. The noise from my flowmaster muffler was too much for Lisa to handle on trips, and my approach to 30 years of age has been making me rethink the noise as well. That or Lisa has successfully hooked into my subconscious and is now controlling my thoughts. The owner of the Tuffy shop has been named "The Rainman of Exhausts" by Duane for good reason. He can whip up a solution to just about anything for $200. For my situation he had a muffler from a minivan ready to mount under my car, and he actually got it to fit successfully. At idle I don't even know my car is running, but anything under load it's almost louder than it was before the operation. I'm guessing it's jammed so tight into the exhaust chamber the vibrations are transmitting directly into the cabin area. Needless to say the operation failed, and I still have a loud Cougar. My next step is some kind of vibration dampening or a return to the restrictive stock exhaust. Since old folks over 30 shake their fist at any kind of noise, and don't need a fast car, it will probably be the stock exhaust. Unless of course Lisa implants another thought into my subconscious.
User Comments for 04-19-2007:
Aww how cute, Duane took his car into the muffler shop too. Why don't you two nancies just admit your love for one another and elope.
MorlockPrime
wow this story has it all! Lisa's tips, minivan parts installed on your sports car, old people shaking fists, and Lisa implants.... ----[[[the author of this message has fallen off his chair from laughing to hard]]]----
StavosWS6

My New Wii Thanks again to the transitive property, I now have a new Wii attached to my 42" Plasma TV. I decided to let the Morlock unbox, set up, and try it out before my Wii bowling debut. Lisa dominated the first few games, but the Morlock eventually beat us both. I was in last place due to the defective Wiimote which interpreted a curve for my every throw. This was later confirmed at the Kelleys where my bowling game improved significantly on their properly calibrated Wii. I imported my Mii from Steve's Wii, and Lisa whined excessively about the suggestive nose we gave her Mii, which of course prompted a permanent lock on her character. I have to admit it's an addictive gaming console; the giant 8-bit mario in Super Paper Mario alone justifies owning one, but something seems not quite right from this angle.
User Comments for 04-15-2007:
The wii is mine. I'm giving your mii a penis nose.
MorlockPrime
Damn I got a sexy ass, not to many people get to see their own ass you know! To bad it's not 1080i
StavosWS6
He'd need 1080p in order to display your whole fat ass.
MorlockPrime
uhhh first off the video isn't in any HD and secondly changing from 1080i to 1080p wouldn't show more of a picture. I don't get it? /shrug... guess your not a nerd like you lead us to suspect.
StavosWS6
1080p has a higher resolution for displaying even more of your fat ass and small brain then 1080i. Why don't you help yourself to some fucking wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080i
MorlockPrime
Oh I helped myself to some wikipedia and learned that Morlocks have no thumbs, and are hermaphrodites. Can't play with your wii huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock
Stavos
Slander. Wikipedia says nothing about my thumbs or my sexual reproduction parts, which Lisa can assure you are quite male.
MorlockPrime
Your sexual repoduction parts are as big as a thumb? dude TMI
Stavos
Yeah, a gorillas thumb you envious bastard.
MorlockPrime
Hey they don't call me the Elephant man for nothing monkey boy!
Stavos
Have you seen your face? Go look at your face in a mirror, you'll understand. Or if you prefer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_man
MorlockPrime
damn i'm sexy! Why don't you wiki "pen island.com" and move there!
Stavos
Why don't you wiki merkin you damn ass pirate.
MorlockPrime

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