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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-05-2006 Flatlanders Visit View Webcam for 11-05-2006 1 COMMENT
Our good friends from Ohio visited us today for some RC Car and Quake III action. What better way to enjoy a rare 60 degree November day than smashing expensive RC cars into each other. Because Ohio is so flat, most Michigan food has too much elevation to be appetizing to Ohioans, so Lisa cooked some Ohio approved food for us. No doubt a direct result of me sending her this link. Butt the Gnome remains a captive of the Ohoians until I retreive him next weekend.
User Comments for 11-05-2006:
Are you sure Lisa didn't see this article: hXXp://chrisrisner.c0m/Images/advice.jpg
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-04-2006 Warcraft III View Webcam for 11-04-2006 6 COMMENTS
Senator Kelley stopped by for some wedding planning followed by a game of Warcraft III. Shortly thereafter, he returned with Mrs. Steven Kelly who joined Lisa for some Karaoke Revolution while(st) the senator and I snuck off for yet another Warcraft III game. The last time we played Warcraft was over 4 years ago and it was quickly discovered that we suck equally as much now as we did then. Amazingly, my original copy had somehow escaped my regular eBay cleansing, which was fortunate since equally as amazing the game still costs $30. The games weren't just for entertainment purposes though: as best man, Steve gains valuable experience needed for defending my bride should her family try to take her back.
User Comments for 11-04-2006:
We went to see Borat. I think you should see it. Its seriously the funniest movie ever!
tim
You suck! I suggested we get in a game of Warcraft 3 every lan party and you never wanted to! I still love Warcraft 3, I wanna get in on it next time
Excelcier
Brad and I as a team can't even beat the computer on normal play. That's why we are closet WC3 players
Stavos
Well, next Lan Party, I'm postering that we institute a game.
Excelcier
We will only play depending on how much you suck at it
Stavos
Fine then... me vs. EVERYONE ELSE... happy?
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-31-2006 Trick Or Treat View Webcam for 10-31-2006 8 COMMENTS
Despite my all-time record of 3 trick-or-treaters, Lisa decided to purchase excessive amounts of candy in hopes the record would be broken. I live close to a trailer park but apparently my house is not up to the strict trailer park candy standards. That or I'm just really creepy, probably both. Needless to say the record still stands at 3 and I have many sugar highs to look forward to. We also learned that The Grudge is either too artistic or not enough for us to appreciate, and that a real live ghost stopped by for candy. The ghost may have been a side effect of a bad video connection but after watching that movie I'm a believer.
User Comments for 10-31-2006:
worst movie ever
Stavos
Bah, I went out and got candy at the last minute, hoping to enjoy many little ones filling their sacks with goodies. Since I wasn't able to take my girls out (first time in a long time) I wanted parenting by proxy with other peoples kids. Needless to say, I did not have ONE single trick or treater. So, anyone want a few hundred BlowPops?
E1
Wow, when I lived there I always got a few. Probably that jacked up Talon in the driveway.
AtomicInternet
I WANT BLOW POPS!
Lisa#2
LOL, I hid all my cars on Halloween. Cougar in the garage, Talon parked against the garage door, and Neon behind that. Then gate closed and locked. =) Wasn't letting anyone mess with my stuff.
E1
I only got 2 trick or treaters this year, only 1 that i've witnessed. Last year we had 3. so it looks like next year i'll just buy myself some candy
Maya
I just spit in people's bags.
tim
we had about 40 trick or treaters
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-29-2006 Battlefield 2142 View Webcam for 10-29-2006 2 COMMENTS
Battlefield 2142 My escape from Eve Online only 6 months old, I've been sucked into Battlefield 2142 as my new winter game obsession. Fortunately this one has a one-time-fee of $40 instead of the monthly $20 that Eve charged. The blame again lies squarely with John, so if Lisa gets angry she knows who to attack. I recommend everyone purchase this so we can all waste time together. It takes awhile to figure everything out in the game, but once you do it's alot of fun. There's also a bunch of exploits so you can get back at all the 15-year olds playing in their parents basement.
User Comments for 10-29-2006:
What about the 30 year olds playing in their parents basements?
Stavos
LOL Stavos. Everyone... Buy it! Buy it now! I will setup a private TeamSpeak server for us! Go Go Go! Com'on, ya know ya want to. Just do it! :D Seriously tho, the best thing was the text I got from Brad on his first night playing: "Fuck this, I'll let you guys figure it out then I'll play. :)" Great game tho, and plenty of action. Btw Brad, just found a bug in your comment system. ;) I will explain it later.
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-26-2006 Gnome Cam Seranade View Webcam for 10-26-2006 2 COMMENTS
After reviewing todays Gnome Cam I noticed Lisa and I performed a seranade together. We just weren't in the right places at the right time. I quickly corrected it through the power of photoshop and now bring you the dance. I call it "Leaf Vac Phone Love" and if all goes well, you should have an epileptic seizure.
User Comments for 10-26-2006:
Oh Blisa! You are so ridiculous.
MorlockPrime
must. Slow. framerate. down. seizure intimate.....jasdfoasfdllkj call osadjaa 911! 1jdkjsaf
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-25-2006 Lunchtime Shenanigans View Webcam for 10-25-2006 1 COMMENT
Lunchtime for me typically involves two work associates. It would be more appropriate to call them something other than associates, but for the sake of simplicity I'm going to stick with associates. Yesterday Duane's hacked video camera rode along and the resulting shenanigans were recorded. Now you can experience first hand what it's like to be an associate, through the eyes of someone about to receive a shenanigan.
User Comments for 10-25-2006:
If a shenanigan involves sliding across two seats and hitting your head i'll take 2!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-24-2006 November LAN Time View Webcam for 10-24-2006 4 COMMENTS
November LAN
With winter right around the corner, it's time to regress into a large group of pale hunchbacks and scream "Camper!" together. The November LAN is forthcoming and instead of setting a date and demanding attendance I thought I'd offer up the entire month of November to choose from. Pick your Saturday for this years annual event, most popular wins. Some options may be removed as Lisa informs me of my prior obligations for this month, but as of now it's wide open.
User Comments for 10-24-2006:
Those of you with Morlock brains, remember to LOGIN to the forums to vote.
AtomicInternet
Why would you make us login? It's not like anyone who doesn't attend the lan's actually reads your crappy forums. Except your mom maybe.
MorlockPrime
We get plenty of bots that read our forums! And it's better then the Morlock Forums which use the cave wall with antelope blood as a medium. I bet deleting a post is a bitch!
Stavos
Hahahaha... you guys are friggin histerical. My only non capable weekend is the 4th-5th. Keep in mind that the 25-26 is US Thanksgiving.. probably not a good weekend for that.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-22-2006 Can't Get Enough Morlocks View Webcam for 10-22-2006 2 COMMENTS
Morlock Debate Apparently the I'm not the only one who took the subspecies prediction article to heart. A recent jump to Something Awful yielded this political story starring the popular split species. I'm glad the article references the original movie, the second one wasn't nearly as involved with the storyline, plus the old morlocks looked cooler. Guess I finally have to chain Lisa down and make her watch it so she can appreciate the recent references.
User Comments for 10-22-2006:
that is beyond halarious
enorym
The Morlocks are attacking! /panic
stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-19-2006 Terabyte Club View Webcam for 10-19-2006 6 COMMENTS
After months of thinking about it, I finally found a good enough deal to go through with my dream of a terabyte. And yes, it uses perpendicular recording. Between my server, main computer and media machine I probably had more than a terabyte of storage already, but now I have it all on one (spanned) drive. It feels good to throw 30 gigs at a drive and barely see it register at all. Having that same amount taken up by partition information (by each drive) is disappointing though. Of my two 400GB drives and 320GB drive I only get 1,044GB of the 1,120GB available as usable space, even with the allocation size set to the 4096 maximum. I'm sure in less than a year terabytes will become common, but for now I can stick my tongue out at (most of) you while I figure out exactly what I'm going to do with it. Wondering what a terabyte looks like? Behold.
Terabyte
User Comments for 10-19-2006:
I'm disgusted. You had that terabyte for hours before you put up a blog entry.
MorlockPrime
Terabytes are so 2004 i'll be impressed with a Petabyte which is (approximately 1,000 Terabytes) or in about 10 years a Brontobyte (1 followed by 27 zeros)
Stavos
Impressive...again ahead in the computer race.
enorym
Some slumlords just can't get a break can they Stavos?
MorlockPrime
Ha! I may not have a single spanned drive, but I'm sitting on a total of 3TB at the house now, so take that. :P Headed out tonight to buy new cables, and then I will be booting my 2TB machine up.
E1
I hate perpendicular recording.
Grumpy Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-17-2006 The Future of Morlocks View Webcam for 10-17-2006 6 COMMENTS
Real Life Morlock Slashdot posted an article that predicts humanity will divide into two subspecies in the far future. Ironically, the link was sent to me by MorlockPrime, one of the two Morlocks who form my slumlord empire that has already realized this subspecies separation. The modern-day Morlocks aren't squat or of lower intelligence, in fact they both hold computer-related job. They do have blue skin and glowing eyes though, most likely due to living or having lived in my basement with little to no light. They also avoid the sunlight and prefer the indoors, but the original Morlock now spends a good deal of his time above the surface, and MorlockPrime has been known to venture out from time to time. Fortunately neither of them have shown indications of the cannibalistic habit yet, so Lisa and I continue to live the life of the Eloi.
User Comments for 10-17-2006:
So will you continue to be the Morlocks King?
Stavos
That picture is as freightening as it is true.
MorlockPrime
Who is the model for that picture?
Tim
That's a candid shot of MorlockPrime after a trip to the gym.
AtomicInternet
Again...Halarious
enorym
Ah, but I'm still the original Morlock! Muwahahaha!
MorlockOne

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