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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-21-2004 Joseph for Bush View Webcam for 10-21-2004 1 COMMENT
AtomicInternet: Holy crap
AtomicInternet: the entire www.georgewbush.com website is a slam against kerry
Internet Menace: yeah thats the point
AtomicInternet: When you run for president I want to be your campaign manager
AtomicInternet: and I won't slam anybody
AtomicInternet: I'll just deny whatever people accuse me of
AtomicInternet: I'll be a fresh new approach
Internet Menace: yeah me too
AtomicInternet: we'll get up there and say "Honest Joseph for President!"
AtomicInternet: then when we're in office we'll scam everybody out of a billion dollars and fly to our own island with the wives
Internet Menace: oh yeah!
AtomicInternet: there we'll build a super society of techno-freaks and colonize mars
AtomicInternet: It will be perfect
Internet Menace: i love the idea
AtomicInternet: http://www.georgewbush.com/calculator/Default.aspx
AtomicInternet: Geroge W Bush doesn't recognize that Mercury made a Cougar in 1999
AtomicInternet: I'm not voting for him
Internet Menace: what are you talking about?
Internet Menace: what is your weekly millage
Internet Menace: you have to select Lincoln-Mercury
AtomicInternet: Lincoln-Mercury?
AtomicInternet: Those Jerks!
AtomicInternet: OK I'll vote for him
AtomicInternet: you saved GW a vote joseph
Internet Menace: YAY!
Internet Menace: thanks!
Internet Menace: He's a good man Brad
Internet Menace: just like you
User Comments for 10-21-2004:
Good conversation.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-21-2004 Mr. and Mrs. Steven Kelley View Webcam for 10-21-2004 1 COMMENT
As mentioned by my associate, the recent marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Steven Kelley may result in a situation where you will be unsure how to address the newly married couple. This may introduce an uncomfortable or awkward moment while you search for the proper term to use. This informative update is intended to prevent such a situation and educate you on the proper protocol. With regards to Mr. Kelley, you may continue to address him as "Steve," "Dr. Kelley," "Kellster," or "That guy who owes me $20." With regards to Mrs. Steven Kelley, you may only address her as "Mrs. Steven Kelley." Do not communicate with her using any other identifier or shorthand. Failure to follow these rules will result in a serious faux pas that may alienate you from the couple. Spread the word.
User Comments for 10-21-2004:
Its not Mrs. Steve Kelley, its Mrs. SteveN Kelley. You all need to get it right.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-18-2004 Another Sign of Doom View Webcam for 10-18-2004 2 COMMENTS
Frost Warning Today my frost warning light came on in my Cougar meaning the temperature was below 42 fahrenheit. The last time this light came on it kicked off 5 long months of freezing weather. With this spring being the rainiest since 1912 I already feel robbed of my spring/summer and now with the cold weather digging it's claws into Michigan I feel cheated. I just hope it stays above freezing long enough for me to move into my new house. Hopefully a heated garage will help me cope with the depressing winter ahead.
User Comments for 10-18-2004:
Not doom, its cuddle alert!
Missy (aka Fiance)
Yeah that really is the best thing. Its been cold here too. Me and Lavonne have been more cuddly this week. We even hit 59 one night.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-16-2004 Freezing at Cedar Pointe View Webcam for 10-16-2004 2 COMMENTS
Missy got free tickets to Cedar Pointe in a pop bottle from the vending machine at work a few months ago. Little did we know it would take this long to get around to going. We went with Ron, Jen, Boris and Radika with an average temperature of 40 degrees and winds so high that some of the rides were closed. Unfortunately this included Raptor (my favorite ride) and Top Thrill Dragster along with a few other lesser-known rides. The rides that were open either had a very long line or no line at all. There didn't appear to be any method to the madness either. Blue Streak had an hour long wait, but Iron Dragon had no wait at all. We decided to hit all the rides with no lines which of course included Disaster Transport, formerly known as Avalanche Run (then covered and renamed) so I introduced Ron and Jen to the joys of screaming "Disaster" on the ridiculously lame ride. On the plus side I rode Wicked Twister for the first time ever, and it is by far the best ride in the park. Nowhere else can you alternate looking straight at the ground and straight at the sky while weightless. Here are the pics from our trip.
User Comments for 10-16-2004:
DISASTER!
Missy
Was it really a disaster? Didn't you have fun at all? See the good through the bad or the world will never survive. Raptor was always my favorite ride too.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-15-2004 Dave and Busters View Webcam for 10-15-2004 NO COMMENTS
Today my work took us to Dave and Busters for a break. I think there was about five minutes or so when I wasn't laughing. It's amazing how much fun you can have with people you see everyday when you're not required to get anything done. It's definatley a unique group of people I work with and we all seem to get along great.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-14-2004 The Roaming Gnome View Webcam for 10-14-2004 2 COMMENTS
After my recent camping trip in Canada, I forgot to bring my gnome back with me. Fortunately he wound up staying with some very good friends and they now send me pictures of my roaming gnome. Judging from the most recent photos, I'd say he's having a wonderful time. Cheerio, and so forth.
User Comments for 10-14-2004:
Please help me. Don't believe the photos they send. I am in grave danger. Each night they, they, they...make me dress up like a little, oh I can't even bear to say...a woman while singing showtunes to their amusement. Please rescue me.
The Gnome
I am having a good time here! I am not being hurt aferall and life is fine on my vacation! Catch you around!
Excelcier ( Gnome )

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-14-2004 Cleaning the New House View Webcam for 10-14-2004 1 COMMENT
My fiance and I spent yesterday cleaning the new house and today I mowed the lawn and finished cleaning. I also found the original development brochure for the house which had some useful floorplans included. Now that the house is clean and the lawn mowed I'm getting excited about moving. Oct 23rd is the planned date when I'll activate my friends for the big move.
User Comments for 10-14-2004:
congrats on the purchase Brad!
Zac

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-13-2004 A Day with Joseph View Webcam for 10-13-2004 NO COMMENTS
Internet Menace: haha
Internet Menace: my dog sometimes rolls over and falls off the couch
Internet Menace: its unbelievable
Internet Menace: he's not a stupid dog but he acts like it
Internet Menace: sometimes he arches his back up like he's a cat
AtomicInternet: You should give him a treat when he acts stupid
Internet Menace: i don't get that
AtomicInternet: reinforce that behavior
Internet Menace: haha yeah
Internet Menace: encourage him to fall off the couch
Internet Menace: never a dull moment in this house
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-09-2004 Congratulations Steve and Candy View Webcam for 10-09-2004 NO COMMENTS
Today was Steve and Candys Wedding and I was the best man. That meant that during the ceremony I was heavily armed and ready to defend the bride and groom against any potential rival village attacks. Fortunately, there were none and I was never forced to engage in battle. There was, however, a large fire in their honor. What turned out to be the Yankee Air Museum burning down made a nice backdrop for the ceremony. I can say that because nobody got hurt in the fire and the PC police don't frown on jokes unless there was a death. Back to the topic at hand, it was a wonderful wedding and reception, and the bride and groom enjoyed their wedding presents afterwards.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-08-2004 Your Ballot @ Publius.Org View Webcam for 10-08-2004 NO COMMENTS
Want to know what your ballot will look like when you go to vote? Just put in your address at www.publius.org and you'll see what you'll have to fill out at the polls in November. I recommend researching each candidate and making your selections before you vote so you'll have informed choices instead of voting for who sounds familiar. I haven't yet decided on who I'm voting for, but I'll probably write in JOSEPH all the places I can.
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