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While I prepare my body for the upcoming Xbox One launch, I decided it was time to finish out my Xbox 360 version of Battlefield 4. The final achievement popped tonight after an epic boosting session with Ty, Wyndsock and Billszoverdu. I'm sure I'll be back to finish off the DLC achievements, but for now I'm 100% complete.

Having completed all the achievements I care to in Call of Duty: Ghosts, I decided to take the very last of my Xbox 360 accessories to Gamestop to trade in. On arrival, I was informed the $10 upgrade only applied if I purchased the game FROM GAMESTOP. Distraught, I spied an Xbox One controller on the shelf and opted to trade in my crap for that instead. I'm now the proud owner of an Xbox One controller with no console to use it on. It doesn't even have PC drivers yet, so it's essentially a $60 paperweight till Friday. After confirming the $10 upgrade conspiracy extended to my local Microsoft Store as well, I finally learned Amazon doesn't give a crap where you got the game from. I'm now short just the Xbox One console and my digital copy of BF4 to keep me warm at night, while my Call of Duty upgrade is destined for a quick cheevo raping followed by an eBay auction.

Today was leaf cleanup day, or at least my attempt at it. Lila assisted by giggling every time I aimed the leaf blower in her direction, and wandering off occasionally to give me worried parent heart attacks. Eventually she bored of my work, and asked to ride my motorcycle. Technically she said "Lilas motorcycle" which I interpreted to mean she wanted to go for one last ride before storing it for the winter. As I have written about in the past, and continue to freely admit here, I took her on a trip down to the end of my street and back as she repeated "go fast." Being as how Lisa never reads any of these updates (or anyone at all for that matter) I fear no reprisals. Oh yeah, my Xbox One shipped today as well, so that was nice.

With so many babies popping out lately, I thought it was high time to have a fucking baby party. Sadly, none of these babies could show up on the same day, so it wound up being more of two baby gatherings instead of a party. On the plus side, I bought way too much meat and cheeses so I could handily eat myself out of the depression from the whole debacle. In both gatherings, Lucy alternated between sleep and crying, while Lila promptly became hyper and over emotional alternating between joy and tantrums. This worked to confuse and distract the other babies and kept the chaos relatively controlled. I'd like to say I trained my daughters to perform the extremes, but in my heart I know it's genetics.

Lisa awoke this morning with the unwavering desire to visit Bronners. Since it didn't involve sitting in front of the TV all day, I was all for it. As it was Lila and Lucys first visit, I made sure to take everything slow so they could fully soak in the madness that is a store dedicated to Christmas. Lila had no problem gawking at everything for the better part of an hour, and surprisingly only touched a few things. I credit the shock of the experience overriding her toddler need to destroy.

Way back in April 2012, I stole Lisas phone upgrade to get my hands on the Lumia 900. Apparently 19 months is the eligibility length for a new device, because my 1520 lust just got a dose of pre-order medicine. I'm also saving $30/month now with the contract renewal which I won't be complaining about either. After confirming several times Lisa has no desire for a more modern phone, I stole her upgrade yet again and plan to ultimately eBay it yet again to finance the slightly smaller Lumia 929. I justify this technolust with the knowledge that the monthly phone bill has device subsidy built-in, and by not upgrading a device when eligible I'm simply giving free money to AT&T. The chance to play with an absurdly large 6" phone is just a side benefit I'm forced to endure while maximizing my savings.

After deciding an 8 hour round trip to Chicago for the area one tour was outside of my fanboy dedication level, I was pleased to hear previews at Microsoft stores for the Xbox One was now a thing. After deciding I would bring Lila with me tomorrow with no carpool, I immediately changed my mind and coerced TomTom to go with me after work today. Expecting a huge crowd, I raced through I-75 traffic and arrived to find nobody. The Xbox One was wide open for me to violate freely. After taking all the obligatory photos, I sat down to actually play Killer Instinct and Forza 5. While Killer Instinct was the typical button smasher fighter I was expecting, Forza had a surprise use for the trigger rumblers. I knew immediately when I lost traction due to acceleration or braking because the rumble kicked in and almost forced me to back off. Combine the trigger rumblers, lighter weight and better feel and I can fully get on board with the new Xbox One controller. The graphics were somewhat disappointing, but for now I'll attribute it to the lower quality TV it looked to be connected to and the beta state of the Xbox One. TWO MORE WEEKS!

The combination of Lisa going to Pennsylvania for the weekend, and a double xp bonus from my Gamestop pre-order were the only ingredients needed for a 32 hour Battlefield 4 blowout. Aside from a short break cleaning my server room and finding buried treasure, every waking minute was spent playing the game or taking care of fluid input/output needs. I even took the precaution of doing jumping jacks between rounds to avoid the dreaded deep vein thrombosis. At the end of the ordeal, I was having trouble sleeping from the feeling of motion but had ranked up to level 40. My list of verified issues continue to grow.

While Lucy slept through her first Halloween, Lila actually understood what was happening. Equipped with a Microsoft bag, I instructed her in the two important phrases to know: "trick or treat" and "thank you." The Senators house was our headquarters again this year, but the weather was less than ideal. As I waited for the group to get ready, I did a few trial runs with the neighbors across the street. Lila was fascinated people were handing out candy for free, and I could see the excitement grow. After the two trial houses, she had the two phrases down pat. After 4 more houses she remembered to leave the porch after getting the candy instead of expecting continuous candy deposits. This left 5 houses of almost perfect execution of which I could not have been more proud. Eventually the cold weather overcame her amazement, and she informed me she was done. I made sure to ask her 3 times on the way back if she wanted to do one more house but she assured me she was done. It was tough to cut this annual tradition short, but the look on her face after the first few houses was more than enough to last me till next year.

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