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Today was leaf cleanup day, or at least my attempt at it. Lila assisted by giggling every time I aimed the leaf blower in her direction, and wandering off occasionally to give me worried parent heart attacks. Eventually she bored of my work, and asked to ride my motorcycle. Technically she said "Lilas motorcycle" which I interpreted to mean she wanted to go for one last ride before storing it for the winter. As I have written about in the past, and continue to freely admit here, I took her on a trip down to the end of my street and back as she repeated "go fast." Being as how Lisa never reads any of these updates (or anyone at all for that matter) I fear no reprisals. Oh yeah, my Xbox One shipped today as well, so that was nice.