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BlogAfter attending a
recent MI GANG meeting, I was inspired to become a successful mobile app developer. I was actually inspired several years ago when I
first got a Windows Phone, but inspiration quickly turned to laziness and a half-finished carpool app languished for months. Recharged with
motivation, a "Where's Joseph" and "Lunch Chooser" app quickly cranked out of my app factory and now sit in certification processing. My dream of being a "published app developer" has never been closer!
Just over a week since the
Xbox E3 bomb that set media outlets into rage mode, Xbox has
reversed course on the DRM plans for games. Gone are the 24 hour checks and instant own games, as well as the
family sharing and digital loaning plans. I'm sure digital copies will end up getting all these features, and physical disc copies will soon become extinct, but for now my thriving
eBay business of used games can continue into the next generation. Of course everyone is now upset the DRM features are gone, but I never paid much attention to the angry internet since my destiny mandates
participation in the Xbox One world.
In what is now an
annual tradition, I spent my fathers day on a boat. Lila was initially pretty amped up about the whole
adventure, but after an hour decided to throw a massive tantrum. Eventually she fell asleep, solving whatever problem she had herself. Docking at a restaurant and loitering for over an hour
was by far the most enjoyable part, as the dock hands grew increasingly impatient and were unable to do anything about us. The following day was the now standard yesterdog/park/spoon licker ice cream combo (without the yesterdog)
to finish off the trip.
During the
E3 live shows on Xbox, I noticed
the same twitter handle pop up several times on the feed ribbon running at the bottom of the show. Most of the comments were lame, so I decided to
chime in with a legitimate question and was shocked at how fast it
made it on air. Now giddy,
I followed up with my
beta program demand and
a Bob Ross comment which cemented my
place in the Xbox E3 Day 2 coverage hall of fame. MajorNelson will surely pick me for the coming beta when you consider this and the
famous photo.
I now refresh my inbox hourly waiting for the coming invite.
The E3 media briefings kicked off today, and
my body was ready for Xbox One details.
Microsoft already
broke the news
about it's system-wide DRM, so the briefing focused on new games; of which I'll be picking up Battlefield 4 and Forza 5. Later, Sony
won E3 by announcing no system-wide DRM. I was convinced Xbox introduced the system under publisher pressure, but now it's clear they came up with it all on their own, dooming the Xbox at least for launch. An excellent
video and
twitter drove the point home, but my fanboy status was confirmed as I unlocked the
day one pre-order achievement despite the draconian DRM that will cripple my eBay game reselling addiction. I can see the PS4 easily outselling the Xbox purely on the DRM issue. I can only hope Microsoft changes their minds, or the PS4 is forced into a similar system by publishers.
With the last (easily obtainable) Angry Birds Classic achievement close to unlocking, I decided Lila might do enough launches to get it.
She gleefully accepted my challenge, and
launched birds with varying effectiveness, and maximum entertainment.
Sure enough, the
achievement popped and Lila had no reaction.
As of this moment, my daughter is free from the addiction I suffer from, making me hopeful it's not genetic (and reassuring me I can farm her out for my own achievements).
She did, however, take the phone to bed to continue playing it, which gave me some cause for concern. Hopefully the robotic parents we entrust our children to in the future will be better at discipline than me.
While my dad, Lila and I trimmed up some shrubbery in the front yard, my new neighbor had a truck arrive with some giant rolls of plastic and a blower. I assumed their basement flooded or some such nonsense and went about my trimming. No less than 20 minutes later I decided to push Lila on the swings and
OH MY GOD A GIANT BOUNCE HOUSE IN MY BACKYARD! After several minutes of attempting to explain private propery to an awe struck 2 year old trying to get in the bounce house, I opted for the smarter option of distracting her with the swings. Fortunately, the Senators were scheduled to arrive later for a better distraction, and we eventually did get to enjoy the bounce house among
various other shenanigans. I give the new neighbors an A for showmanship, after learning the rental most likely cost upwards of $300 for the day. I'm not sure how I'll be able to top
Lexis' birthday and now this one, but hopefully Lila doesn't learn how to compare events for a few more years.
I arrived home today to find a pregnant lady planting flowers. Knowing it was unwise to argue with a preggo, I proceeded to
draw a racetrack
for Lila and provide some chalk, which
occupied both of them long enough for me to
make dinner. The racetrack
took it's toll on Lila the next morning.
Returning from lunch, Marco and I spotted a camera crew apparently shooting a cement barrier. Little did we know, it was the beginning of
an elaborate ruse. When I asked if they were taking photos of cement, they
replied with "it's a location shoot" and then began excitedly saying "It's him!" and taking shots of who we assumed was Ryan Gosling.
Marco demanded a photo with him in the frame, at which point I was
caught red handed as a Gosling lover.
Suddenly overcome with the urge for a hot dog (I credit Gosling) Marco began excitedly making plans on how he was going to get a better shot while I waited for my street meat.
With my order completed, and a hot dog in my face, we finally got
the perfect shot. Rumors of the cherade had already started by the time we got back to the
office, but Marco held on to his belief it was really him for as long as he could.
In the before time, Lila would go to sleep at 8:00pm on the dot and Lisa and I would enjoy our quiet time. With the terrible twos in full swing,
Lila now prefers to squirm, jump and demand to see "Beauty and the Beast" until she passes out around 11pm. During a demanded singing of
"itsy bitsy spider" she was
overcome with fatigue resulting in the video which I'm sure is hilarious only to me.
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