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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-05-2012 Computer Up (and Down)graayd View Webcam for 01-05-2012 2 COMMENTS
With my media center BIOS refusing to boot without freshly reset CMOS values it was time for an upgrade. Since I hardly ever use it, I decided to cannibalize my primary system and use the motherboard/CPU/RAM as my new media center. The 6 core processor means my InfiniTV card gets a core for each tuner with 2 extra for the OS. The performance index got a healthy upgrade and there is a noticeable difference in speed when flipping between screens in media center now. While I professed my elimination of a primary PC to Senator Kelley as a religious awakening, and accepted that I no longer needed one, I secretly secured a deal on new hardware which was actually slightly slower than my old system. Of note in the new system is a graphical UEFI BIOS which attempts to bring user friendliness to BIOS setup, a domain so far exclusive to nerds. We'll see how this progresses, but I prefer the old text-based setup and shake my fist at this development.
User Comments for 01-05-2012:
You executed what I've theorized. Now it's time for me to retire my main system as a media center!
Senator Kelley
Is this website on it's death bed? Is this the end of blogging as we know it? Is this the last comment? The world holds its breath, as 10s of people have cried out and all of a sudden there was silence....
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-01-2012 Happy New Year View Webcam for 01-01-2012 1 COMMENT
New Years 2012 With the arrival of Lila, Lisa is slowly transforming into a domestic housewife. She cleans so much now I'm convinced she's either a robot or alien doppelganger. While the cooking side has yet to kick in, her need to host parties has reached a new high. Inviting every random person on Facebook she could, a new years eve party was planned that was attended only by people I would have invited personally, proving Facebook event coordination still sucks balls. Those that did show were treated to her inability to provide food for less than 20 people and were prompted to stuff their face by the Lisa doppleganger repeatedly. Several got drunk and hilarious, several puppies urinated and shat on my floor, and Dick Clark was again thawed and reanimated for some zombie new year commentary. Also Senator Kelleys baby was allowed to stay up till midnight while my baby was not. I'm still upset about that.
User Comments for 01-01-2012:
Our baby partied the night away. Maybe next year she can stay up abit later since she's a little older. Great party, good to see the old gang. You forgot virtual myrone!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-23-2011 Speaker Blowout View Webcam for 12-23-2011 1 COMMENT
While watching "Super 8" I decided to crank the volume on my sound system past the recommended max and promptly blew my center speaker. It happened during the train wreck scene, so my first thought was everyone had a muted voice as an effect from the explosion. Once I realized it was a busted speaker cone I admitted defeat and finished the movie upstairs. Best Buy was my only option for a quick replacement, but the SP-C21 I found for $70 wasn't a bad price and looks like it can take quite a bit more power. It tolerated the same train wreck volume that killed the previous one so I pretend it's just an upgrade I was planning on anyways.
User Comments for 12-23-2011:
I need to buy this movie just for the sound.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-22-2011 InfiniTV 4 Me View Webcam for 12-22-2011 1 COMMENT
Lila helped me upgrade my media center with a Ceton InfiniTV tuner that supports a CableCARD. My previous arrangement of free satellite from my neighbor is coming to an end, so it's time to get back to native tuner support and ditch the standard definition IR blaster/satellite box mess. Surprisingly skilled at computer upgrades, I see a bright nerd future for my daughter, assuming I can get her to stop trying to eat the memory chips.
User Comments for 12-22-2011:
I'll have to copy you once again. This tech fight just keeps going, and going with you!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-21-2011 Stair Propaganda View Webcam for 12-21-2011 2 COMMENTS
Take the Stairs After climbing the 9 flights of stairs every morning at my new Detroit location for work, the "stair sign management" decided to update the motivational posters in the stairwell with slogans like "save paper, save energy, take the stairs" which was ridiculous enough to motivate me to create my own motivational posters. The Hitler reference poster was removed almost immediately when I checked on them 30 minutes later, but the other three remain in place. We'll see how long they are tolerated, but all of them are a huge upgrade from the previous crap.
User Comments for 12-21-2011:
Why don't they just shutdown the elevators, and escalators? Give access keys to the huge ass handicap people to use the elevators.
Senator Kelley
LOL I got to see this propaganda myself.
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-19-2011 Magical Screen Paint View Webcam for 12-19-2011 1 COMMENT
The Senators religious awakening in projector based entertainment was so inspiring I was sold on his magical screen paint enough to purchase my own. While I'm still a staunch cheapskate, at least my screen quality will equal the Senator (albeit 5 inches smaller) and is fractionally closer to the Tigerbomb. Upon informing the Senator I was now in his church of polarized pigments, he demanded to prep and paint the screen personally which I endorsed and paid with a popcorn maker I've been holding for just such an opportunity. While I'm not a big enough videophile to notice a huge difference, it does seem brighter and the paint smells fantastic.
User Comments for 12-19-2011:
You need alteast 1 more coat, then wait 4 weeks for it to cure, and you'll enjoy it even more.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-18-2011 Rise Snowman View Webcam for 12-18-2011 2 COMMENTS
Snowman Activate The previous snowman activation was over a year ago, and I admit I considered not even erecting him this year. However, the absence of an 8 ft snowman was too much for the snowman rapists in my neighborhood who were hungry for their yearly therapy. The eyesore again rises to the occasion for it's 9th year of holiday obnoxiousness and permanent trauma for the children who witness the unholy union of man and snowman. It's also a passive way to piss of Lisa, which is always a win.
User Comments for 12-18-2011:
I hide inside the snowman at night and rape the rapists. It's pretty damn meta.
Duane
So that explains why he's now yellow.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-15-2011 Worst Phone of 2011 View Webcam for 12-15-2011 1 COMMENT
Trophy Sucks I was excited to learn my HTC Trophy made the list of the worst smartphones of 2011. While Verizon will most likely drop Windows Phone entirely, I can hope someone there "in the know" reads this article and gets all fired up to offer more than just one option. While I can't say I'm personally disappointed with the phone, I do question my nerd desires with 4G and dual core phones now on the market. Once I stop wanting things I don't need, does that mean I'm practical? Can a nerd be practical and still be a nerd?
User Comments for 12-15-2011:
It wont be the worst for long, as Apple won the copyright on all HTC phones in the US. How does it feel to have an illegal phone?
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-07-2011 Xbox Sells Out And Holds Me View Webcam for 12-07-2011 3 COMMENTS
Xbox Companion Today Xbox launched My Xbox Live on iOS bringing what was once a Windows Phone exclusive to the worshipers of Steve. Fortunately my cheevo advantage is still safe, as earning them is still exclusive to Windows Phone. As a consolation for selling out, the Xbox Companion App also launched for Windows Phone only. While not as advanced as I'd like (can't manage parties, the one thing I want to do on a seperate screen) it still fills the hole that was punched in my heart. If we use history as a measuring stick, this too will most likely be on iOS in a year, I can only wonder what time-limited exclusive will follow.
User Comments for 12-07-2011:
The 360 Live app had most of these features over a year ago. Though not as pretty as My XBox Live, it's much faster. Quit yer whinin and get a real phone. I've had my iPhone since 2008 and it still rocks out.
Duane
How's Micosofts photosynth working on your Mircosoft phone? Oh wait... too soon?
Senator Kelley
Oh snap!
Duane

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-05-2011 Google Check Bonus View Webcam for 12-05-2011 1 COMMENT
My annual Google check arrived today and I realized I must have skipped bragging about it last year since the previous boistering is from 2009. That or I'm not as Google rich as I tell myself I am. As an added bonus, I also received a 39¢ check from an eBay settlement which amused me as the postage alone was more expensive than the check. I'd venture to claim it's reason enough for another Google funded (and 39¢ class action win for the people) go cart party, but the cold weather disagrees.
User Comments for 12-05-2011:
This check is reserved for indoor gokarting!
Senator Kelley

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