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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-07-2011 Xbox Sells Out And Holds Me View Webcam for 12-07-2011 3 COMMENTS
Xbox Companion Today Xbox launched My Xbox Live on iOS bringing what was once a Windows Phone exclusive to the worshipers of Steve. Fortunately my cheevo advantage is still safe, as earning them is still exclusive to Windows Phone. As a consolation for selling out, the Xbox Companion App also launched for Windows Phone only. While not as advanced as I'd like (can't manage parties, the one thing I want to do on a seperate screen) it still fills the hole that was punched in my heart. If we use history as a measuring stick, this too will most likely be on iOS in a year, I can only wonder what time-limited exclusive will follow.
User Comments for 12-07-2011:
The 360 Live app had most of these features over a year ago. Though not as pretty as My XBox Live, it's much faster. Quit yer whinin and get a real phone. I've had my iPhone since 2008 and it still rocks out.
Duane
How's Micosofts photosynth working on your Mircosoft phone? Oh wait... too soon?
Senator Kelley
Oh snap!
Duane

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-05-2011 Google Check Bonus View Webcam for 12-05-2011 1 COMMENT
My annual Google check arrived today and I realized I must have skipped bragging about it last year since the previous boistering is from 2009. That or I'm not as Google rich as I tell myself I am. As an added bonus, I also received a 39¢ check from an eBay settlement which amused me as the postage alone was more expensive than the check. I'd venture to claim it's reason enough for another Google funded (and 39¢ class action win for the people) go cart party, but the cold weather disagrees.
User Comments for 12-05-2011:
This check is reserved for indoor gokarting!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-29-2011 I'm WP7 and You Can Too! View Webcam for 11-29-2011 1 COMMENT
Curious about Windows Phone but not willing to tolerate my fanboy rant to check it out? Have no fear, this very limited demo is here. With it you can perform carefully scripted actions that somewhat resemble my phone experience. Don't get creative though, this is strictly on rails. Wander off the preselected course and you'll be punished, just like the real Windows Phone.
User Comments for 11-29-2011:
I'd take the limited demo over a full version of android anyday.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-28-2011 Home Theater Details View Webcam for 11-28-2011 1 COMMENT
The recent projector wars prompted an official measurement of my equipment configuration. It was witnessed by the Senator himself, so these can be counted as independantly verified. My Epson 8100 projector and Yamaha RX-V467BL reciever currently pump out content from my Samsung BD-C6500 blu-ray player and Xbox 360 Slim. The projector throw distance is 13.5 feet, diagonal screen measurement is 118" (9.8 ft), with a width/height of 103" x 57" I only have lowly Killz paint for my screen as well, no fancy screen goo like the Senator.
User Comments for 11-28-2011:
About time you documented your stats. You also forgot to mention the Tiger bomb who's trumped both of us. Now you angered the Bomb!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-26-2011 Upgrade to King View Webcam for 11-26-2011 1 COMMENT
While I did not participate in the waffle riot for black Friday, I did find a fantastic deal on a king size bed. The Sears outlet had "remanufactured" Sealy posturpedic mattress with "titanium luxury satin pillowtop" which essentially means really comfortable bed that dropped out of a truck in transit. The total $700 price tag for mattress and box spring (supposedly 75% off) was realistically 30% lower than any other pillow-top price I could find in a few other local mattress shops I perused. After sleeping on it I can confidently say those still stuck with Queens or smaller are not living your life to the fullest. If you can't find your own dropped mattress, swerve into a Sears truck and if a mattress falls out follow them to the store. It's worth it.
User Comments for 11-26-2011:
Disappointed in the name of this post. I was expecting: Sex Bed Upgrade!
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-19-2011 November LAN View Webcam for 11-19-2011 3 COMMENTS
November LAN While turnout at this years November LAN was low, it did feature Battlefield 3 which is quite possibly the perfect game. Keeping with the trend of the last LAN, this one was exclusively Xbox 360. With little distraction, we powered through conquest and decided to go ribbon chasing in squad and team deathmatch. We also had remote Myrn who participated in the event with enough catch phrases to make up for the lack of actual people present. Here's to hoping the Jan LAN has more heads up for better attendance.
User Comments for 11-19-2011:
We needed more 32" tv's as well. Your power didn't even flicker! I wish we got some SC2 in oh well.
Senator Kelley
I particularly liked when one baby who shall remain nameless was laughing at another baby crying.
Tim
Do you mean Myrone laughing at Robbie crying ;)
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-18-2011 Projector Wars View Webcam for 11-18-2011 12 COMMENTS
8100 vs. 8350 Today Senator Kelley purchased an Epson 8350 projector. After helping with the setup I realized I was bested on multiple levels. The 8350 is 250 model points better than my 8100, throws a screen 5" larger than mine, has 14,000 more contrast and 200 more lumens. He even has screengoo paint to make a better wall. My brief years of superiorty have been crushed, which can only mean I must now buy the 3D projector everyone at his work is ranting about. Only then can the universe be in order once again.
User Comments for 11-18-2011:
If you get another projector the only logical thing to do is cross the light beams! IT WOULD BE BAD! BTW I can't watch movies on your small 118" screen anymore. Where's the screen stats btw?
Senator Kelley
The Projector wars have begun...
Senator Kelley
I believe your reign ended in October, sir. http://www.hometheater.com/content/sony-bravia-vpl-vw90es-sxrd-3d-projector
Duane
But what size is your fancy 3d projector, projecting at? That's all that matters!
Senator Kelley
120" Next, we compare dicks. I win again.
Duane
My screen is 123" and my shlong coincidentally is also 3" longer. How was the 2 days of fame?
Senator Kelley
Obligatory quality of the experience comment. (2.35:1 CIH anamorphic screen, next size up won't fit in our little theater)
Duane
BEGIN_TROLL Eesh... I just did the math. With a 120" 2.35:1 screen, my screen is 112" wide with no black bars above or below. At 123", you're looking at 107" wide and letterboxed bars above and below the screen. END_TROLL
Duane
TROLL_RETORT: With 123" I don't care about the black bars! My projector will be used for Xbox, TV, Movies, Computer. (BTW i'm measuring from top angle to bottom angle not the width) Clearly the Duane troll isn't really Duane due to the lack of the Tigerbomb icon. IMPOSTOR! /END_TROLL_RETORT
Senator Kelley
I'm basing it on diagonal measurement. When you're watching a cenemascope (2.35:1) movie, such as Star Wars, your screen is effectively 116.508" diagonal because of the black bars above and below. That's the main reason we chose a 2.35:1 screen vs. a 16.9 give how small our room is.
Duane
Math hurts mah brain! Yeah I see what you did there. If you did hook up your xbox to play games in the theater the top and bottom would spill out of your screen.
Senator Kelley
1 of 2 things would happen: either it would scale to have black bars on either side (as I have today) or I could scale to the vertical resolution and stretch using a constant image height (2.35:1) lens. I don't own such a lens (~$6000) yet as I now have to save up to repair my house following the flood in my kitchen.
Duane

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-11-2011 Single Digit Palindrome Day View Webcam for 11-11-2011 1 COMMENT
The only single-digit palindrome day I'll see in my lifetime, unless we all end up getting digitized into a retirement matrix or find a way to harness the immortality of cancer cells without the drawback of dying.
User Comments for 11-11-2011:
We are the borg 101110001100011
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-10-2011 Xbox Fight Club View Webcam for 11-10-2011 2 COMMENTS
Even though I'm not allowed to talk about fight club, I want to shout about it from the top of the highest hill! After getting into the latest Xbox LIVE beta (every one so far, this post might jinx that) I was excited to post a beacon and brag about the life defining achievements I have via built-in social sharing. Aside from that not much else changed, I'm still waiting for the Windows Phone companion app that will help me feel better about being an outcast.
User Comments for 11-10-2011:
The new dashboard is glorious, aside from the 7 clicks it takes to view friends in a party.
Senator Kelley
Details on Brad's leaked info: http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/xbox-360-dashboard-update-fall-2011-review/
Duane

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-09-2011 Power Outage View Webcam for 11-09-2011 1 COMMENT
At 6:00pm today, minutes before I arrived home from the wasteland of Detroit, our crappy power grid succumbed to the high winds. While not surprised, I was a bit annoyed at the timing having hoped to get a few hours of Battlefield in. The wife demanded her television be returned to operation, which became my immediate priority. Once the generator was up and powering the TV and refrigerator, we watched "Cedar Rapids" while our neighbors enjoyed the stone age. More importantly, Lila didn't have to spend one minute doing something other than watching TV. The power eventually came back around 8:30pm, but the cable modem refused to come back in time for any Battlefield action.
User Comments for 11-09-2011:
To bad the cable company doesn't care enough to have a backup system. How was the bucket of food?
Senator Kelley

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