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With Lisa off at work/church/meeting/whatever, Lila and I were left to our own devices for several hours. With the Ninja 300 teasing me for the last few weeks, I decided the only responsible thing to do was take my daughter to see one. On arrival, she was immediately drawn to the Ninja 1000 ABS. I had to explain to her that her father only rode girl motorcycles, and 300cc was the largest engine size he could handle. After she was done throwing the resulting tantrum, I coaxed her into sitting on a Ninja 300. After checking to make sure no other toddlers were watching her, she looked it over and said nothing. I took that to mean she approved, so I let her sit on the 1000 before we left to regain her reputation.