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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-09-2009 Gutter Ninjas View Webcam for 02-09-2009 1 COMMENT
With my gutters overflowing and spewing water onto my front porch (which subsequently freezes in winter) I decided it was time to call in professional help, after my initial gutter guard installation proved useless in the face of maple keys. 3 weeks ago I put down a $300 deposit on my $800 gutter upgrade and was starting to think they took my money and ran. Tonight I arrived home with gutter gunk spattered on the ground and my gutters repaired with aluminum gutter guard without a single visible footprint. If I wasn't able to review it on the Gnome Cam I'd have a tough time believing it wasn't magic. Only time will tell if the gutter ninjas succeeded where I failed in assuring proper roof water routing.
User Comments for 02-09-2009:
I would have done it for $600 no more. It would have involved the irobot Looj along with a entertaining video of it spewing out junk. I also would leave no trace of footprints for an additional $25.00
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-01-2009 Fuel Transfer Magic View Webcam for 02-01-2009 5 COMMENTS
With Autorama less than a month away, and my Cougar stored with a full tank of gas, the strictly enforced requirement of 1/4 tank or less of gas in the vehicle during the show was becoming a problem. Rather than trying to burn off gas doing circles around Cobo in what is sure to be crappy weather, I decided to create a gas transfer device out of an old fuel pump, 10ft of hose, and a quick fuel line disconnect. Now all I have to do is disconnect the fuel filter and plug in my pump to get out the gas. After the initial hookup and having run the line to my pickup, it only took 30 minutes to drain my Cougar to 1/4 tank and almost completely fill my pickup. Handy not only for car shows, but also when the power is out and my generator runs out of gas, since the whole thing runs off my motorcycle battery. Yet another step complete in surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.
User Comments for 02-01-2009:
MacGruber!
Duane
That's something right out of "I am Legend" and I applaud you and your post apocalyptic zombie survivor techniques.
Stavos
Super funky cool.. we'll be doing that soon before the show for my car as well.
Excelcier
That sucks...
R1OT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
Tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-29-2009 Warning: Zombie Attack! View Webcam for 01-29-2009 3 COMMENTS
This is easily the best story of the year so far: Zombie Road Signs. I can only wish I was cool enough to hack roadside signs.
User Comments for 01-29-2009:
Been there done that... but that was in the POCSAG/FLEX roadsign update days when they used CFM pages to administer sign content... I mean... I have no idea what you're talking about.
Duane
I'm senator Kelley and I approve this sign.
Stavos
http://jalopnik.com/5141930/we-told-you-not-to-hack-the-electronic-road-signs-didnt-we Update
Tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-26-2009 Xbox 360 HDD Cleanup Code View Webcam for 01-26-2009 2 COMMENTS
Xbox HDD The Xbox 360 hard drive has 4 separate partitions: game cache/updates, system, xbox compatibility, and finally the one you actually store things to. This should help to explain why a formatted 20GB HDD only has ~ 18GB free. You can only directly modify the last partition, but today I learned a way to "clean up" the first partition. Why is this useful? Well beyond the obvious nerd satisfaction of having a clean partition, if a game update gets botched you can use the following key combination to start over, saving a call to support. It's also been reported to fix random freezes that may happen when loading games. If you're an achievement whore such as myself, you can use it to remove any updates that make getting the points more difficult. To perform the maintenance, highlight your hard drive under "Memory" in "System Settings." Then just press , , , , , , and confirm you want to wipe out your game cache (does NOT affect your savegames/content). It effectively wipes the partition clean, which means the next time you start a game it will more than likely prompt you to update (unless it's a game the developer didn't care enough to provide updates). I'm on the hunt for more hidden key combos now that I know they exist, it's like discovering the infamous Konami code in Contra all over again.
User Comments for 01-26-2009:
My first reaction to seeing the Xbox360 hard drive was that BRAD GOT A NEW HDD! but no it's just some key combo most likely developed by the same people that created the ever so popular Superman Returns game. “Being on the internet and hard to sense sarcasm no it's not popular, the game royally sucks, it's the most repetitive difficult POS I’ve ever played!” -- We now continue to your regularly scheduled interweb.
Stavos
I'm liking the XBOX button font...very nifty.
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-22-2009 Windows 7 Beta Fail View Webcam for 01-22-2009 4 COMMENTS
Windows 7 A brief love affair with Windows 7 ended after just days of trying out the beta. I took extensive screen shots of the updated Media Center screens focusing on the improvements which included obfuscating the channel you want to record a series on. Instead of selecting a specific channel, you can now only choose SD or HD preferred. While I can see this might be less confusing, the problem arises when you have 4 of the same channel. The guide tells me my satellite receiver is in fact providing an HD signal despite that being impossible over an s-video connection. The recorder then decides to record all shows via satellite and labels them HD. This wouldn't be so bad in itself, and after simply turning off the satellite versions of HD channels in the guide I removed the option entirely. However, my fully recognized dual HD tuners for some reason were interpreted as only one, preventing two shows to record simultaneously. After viewing an hour of blank screen that was supposed to be "Knight Rider" (satellite didn't support that channel) and missing "Lost" entirely it was time to switch back to Vista. My fear is these problems are not limited to the beta status, but a problem inherent with the new "simplified" version of media center.
User Comments for 01-22-2009:
Perhaps you should tell the windows MCE 7 beta testers about this issue. After all it has a beta fish in the background!
Stavos
If i had missed LOST completely I would have thrown the entire computer out the window.
Tim
Vista vs. Win 7 for gaming performance; http://www.firingsquad.com/hardware/windows_7_gaming_performance/
Excelcier
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NAIAS 2009 was as exciting as could be expected given the state of the automotive industry. Mitsubishi's entire presence consisted of 6 cars in a 500ft by 500ft square, while Porsche and Nissan didn't even bother to show. Highlights included taking photos of covered cars, the Volt, and factory sequential taillights. An actual shock and surprise occurred when we headed downstairs expecting an empty space and were instead greeted by an overpowering pine scent alluding to the transformation into a pseudo forest. Designed for romps in the various hybrid vehicles available for the public to try out, why nobody had yet obliterated the whole thing in a crazed hybrid driving experience was beyond me. With Stavos' mono pod successfully deployed for 80% of his photos, we counted the trip a success if for no other reason than that we actually went through with it.
User Comments for 01-20-2009:
Couldn't give up a nonstop 6 year annual tradition now could we? Here's our first year with special guest Enorym http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/photos/NAIAS2003/Q1010031.JPG
Stavos
I love how Hybrids are supposed to be environmentally friendly yet all the trees and bushes down stairs were turning brown and dying
Tim
Yeah...I should make a special return visit next year for it.
enorym
I went to the Auto Show I really enjoyed this year. I liked the overall layout of exhibits this year, it was much easier getting around. I liked that fake forest downstairs.
Silvercup
Enorym if you do plan on coming out next year, I will to for NAIAS.
R1OT
That smell of rotting soil that reaked reminiscent of stale beer was not too exciting from the basement forest though. lol
Excelcier

Back in 2007, I thought it was pretty cold outside when it was -2.2ºF. Today was 3.8ºF colder at -6ºF (or less if you're like EternalOne and don't trust my hippie weather station). I prefer to think of it as 251.9ºKelvin and use it as yet another piece of evidence as to why Lisa needs to allow a move to Florida. Until then I'm carrying a lighter to unfreeze my nose hairs when I step outside.
Record Low:-6 °F at 08:50 on 16 January
User Comments for 01-16-2008:
LOL at the lighter up your nose!
Stavos
Joe McD would like to say it is currently 38F in Florida. It's 79 here in CA however!
Brian
Brian Ironically our icons matched our seating positions in the Mooney and Cessna today. I enjoy the flight training sir you gave me a real taste of ATC! and screw your positive temperatures haha!
Stavos
That day was a high of -2 and low of -9 for us....
R1OT
Its 70f here I dont know what you guys are complaining about?
enorym

Jan LAN Two feet of snow was not enough to keep this years special guest from the Jan LAN. Stavos, Excelcier, Chris and Tom rounded out the attendee list for a surprisingly enjoyable mix of 3 on 3 games. Chris was even able to get Left 4 Dead working on the PC successfully. A few games of Starcraft made for a nice break. As I'm sure you're just itching to have them, here is the LAN Video from the LAN CAM. Excelcier also had the foresight to bring his camera for some embarrassing photos.
User Comments for 01-10-2009:
You can tell when we played Starcraft when I shifted over to the left of the video to play on Brads laptop, then back again for real games. The snow was defiantly the theme this year. So when are we going to have xbox parties?
Stavos
Yeah, yeah, so I spent the morning shovelling. Over and over again.
E1
Your driveway was all nice and clear and didn't show to the lan? Although you wouldn't of enjoyed it very much we played farcry2, starcraft, and Left 4 Dead the whole time and about 5mins with COD5.
Stavos
That was one of the most fun LAN parties in a while.. loved it!
Excelcier
So I need to ask who plugged the shitter?
R1OT
I take a bow... Technically I didn't plug it though.. the log was down and the water back to normal. It's still a mystery of science how it happened! Brad's toilet just sux.
Excelcier
Simple to explain the clog. Two words... Canadian bacon
Stavos
I was waitin for that one!
Excelcier
No, my driveway was clear after I shovelled it 3 times over the course of the day. :p After I shovelled the first time I made it to the store down the road -- took me 15 mins to get my truck back up that mountain of a driveway... =)
E1
you need to mount a winch in the garage, and just hook it up to your car out on Beech and pull it in!
Stavos
Damn Stavos beat me to the comment. Wish i could have made it but i'm pretty sure i was drinking something somewhere.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-07-2008 Knight Rider Pain View Webcam for 01-07-2008 7 COMMENTS
As someone who grew up obsessed with the original Knight Rider series, I'm forced to watch the new incarnation simply because they say a sufficient number of buzzwords such as "Knight Foundation" and "KITT" and "talking car." I say forced because it's physically painful for me to watch it. Instead of the Hoff as a lone gunman serving up justice in too-tight pants, they have a doofus with 50 some odd support people running around in circles at what looks like an abandoned aircraft hangar. The "one man can make a difference" mantra that made Knight Rider so great has been replaced with "many dorks accidentally solve problems." Worse yet, the constantly changing plot points and unbelievable chain of events makes me dizzy. It's like they're trying to cram 2 hours of unrelated none sense into an hour of unrelated nonsense. I'd like to say KITT is the one redeeming factor, and the eye candy is smack on, but the execution is all wrong. Too often KITT is conveniently flawed for a useless plot development that I'm left wondering what it accomplished. Fortunately there is a live blog written by someone who feels exactly the same way, and if you watch the episodes it's hilarious (click on each one for the synopsis). I think everyone who is a fan of the original series secretly hopes it will return to the lone gunman format, but as the creators have stressed many times it's targeted at a new audience and not supposed to be a remake so I can only assume we'll all be suffering for the remainder of it's existance.
User Comments for 01-07-2008:
I now watch every episode at 3x-4x speed on my media center. If something catches my eye (hot asian chick in a bikini), I'll back up, watch that part, and resume warp speed. Every Knight Rider since 1982 had the same plot: I'm Michael (or Mike) Knight and I'm cool. Somebody is doing something bad. They need to be stopped. Something complicates matters, K.I.T.T. or Michael/Mike saves the day, everybody laughs at the end... then the old guy with the pipe tears his script from the typewriter and throws it. I know how every episode ends, so why do I put myself through this torture? K.I.T.T. and boobs. God Bless America.
Duane
the main chick is extremely hawt and that's the only I watch it. The most annoying thing is you know the executives told the director you need more Ford products in the show, oh and make KITT transform into a F-150 in every episode or we wont approve it. So we're forced with a nano skinned Mustang that can change it's color/size/shape into a F-150 to go around a corner then back again to the Mustang. Oh and get rid of that horrible wing and neon lights in pursuit mode.
Stavos
Brad licks balls
Excelcier
I love the orignal, and I really like the new one. I love how the new KITT can change into an F-150. So far, I have really enjoyed the new Knight Rider.
Silvercup
Your serious? you love how KITT can change into an F-150? It's totally messed up and unbelievably pointless! I guess some people have to enjoy it, it's there.
Stavos
Did anyone watch the pilot episode when they were in the back of the F-150 and KITT transformed and they were amazingly inside KITT.
R1OT
Did anybody watch last night's episode? I thought it was pretty good.
Silvercup

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-05-2009 Counterfeit Dew? View Webcam for 01-05-2009 5 COMMENTS
New Dew Logo A recent email from Myrn prompted a trip to the vending machine for what I initially thought was counterfeit dew. The official mountain dew site mentions nothing about the new logo, but a Google search reveals a logo makeover in the works. It's not limited to dew either, and there's already some great parodies on the new Pepsi logo. The change can only be interpreted as another step closer to Idiocracy.
User Comments for 01-05-2009:
I for one welcome our new misspelled logo designer overlords!
Stavos
I knew there was a reason I quit drinking MtnDeW and started drinking Brad's Mom.
MorlockPrime
Actually i think it's shorted so Mountain Dew's demographic can actually read the name of what there drinking.
R1OT
At least us MtnDew drinkers know which they're/their/there they're using. :P
E1
OMGWTFBBQ!
Duane

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