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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-01-2008 Civil Defense LAN View Webcam for 03-01-2008 3 COMMENTS
Civil Defense If the Civil Defense LAN is any indication of Michigans state of preparedness, we'll owe our lives to Canada and Ohio. Jaird and Ron were the only two brave enough show up and assist me in protecting our oil assets in Frontlines: Fuel Of War. We spent the great majority of the LAN playing this new game, and even with only 3 people playing it was different enough from other FPS to keep us going well into the night. Once we discovered all the weapon load outs and specialties, we switched to Starcraft before enjoying our celebratory dinner at Rams Horn. Surprisingly, the least attended LAN ever wound up being sufficiently entertaining. Gnome Cam is here, video is pending.
User Comments for 03-01-2008:
Sorry to miss out, apparently when you get a free power supply the only last one year before they blowup.
Stavos
I'm not sorry, I don't care for flatlanders or canadians.
MorlockPrime
OK, I'll help save all your hides... except the Morlock's hide. I'll use him as bait for the terrorists.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-29-2008 Happy Leap Year Day View Webcam for 02-29-2008 3 COMMENTS
Leap Year
User Comments for 02-29-2008:
I thought the reason there was a February 29th was so that I would have an extra day every 3 years to make fun of stupid Canadians (well that's redundant now isn't it).
MorlockPrime
Thanks to leap year Morlock Prime beat me to the first comment per post ratio and because of the alignment of starts and planets I’ll let this slip only for this nonexistent day.
Stavos
Personally I'm suprised Lloyd's antiquated Access database can even handle us comenting on a leap year. I'm convinced he's switched over to some text file based RDB.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-25-2008 Sidebar Weather Gadget View Webcam for 02-25-2008 14 COMMENTS
AtomicWeather With my desktop weather app showing its age, I decided to create a new Vista weather gadget. It sits in your sidebar displaying current temp, wind, and 8 hour forecast. Click it and see max wind, high/low temp, and rain/humidity details. To make it stand out among the 20+ other weather gadgets, I used my weather station feed to ensure it is the least useful to anyone outside the Detroit area. Now on to an equally useful GnomeCam gadget!
User Comments for 02-25-2008:
Adding it as soon as I get home. Looks a bit dark in your thumbnail, may want to lighten the dark blue. Besides that very nice.
Stavos
A nice feature would be a link to the Gnome cam at the bottom, since that's a visual tool for weather, or even better a Gnome cam sidebar!
Stavos
Well that gadget is useless for those of us still using a good stable operating system. :-(
Excelcier
Funny you say that, Vista 32bit and 64bit are running more stable then XP has ever been for me. I welcome our new gadget overlords.
Stavos
Yeah, Vista rocks compared to XP -- unified driver arch, integrated security (even if it is annoying, it's already saved my system from some new, undetected virii)... Plus the real kicker, DX10. Until you go Vista you're stuck with subpar shader processing. =)
E1
So who's got a copy for me?? Bring it to the LAN
Excelcier
Thats the downside of vista, can't pirate it. It has online account activation. The key only works on one system, and if you change hardware to much you have to call M$ to reactivate it. M$ finially bullet proofed it.
Stavos
Wow! You guys all bought OS's!?!?!? Holy shit! See... XP is better. lol
Excelcier
I got mine for free, from watching 2hrs of vista webinar
Stavos
I don't have those cool connections. I'm stuck in the world of electronics and car audio... it's painful
Excelcier
RE: Canada doesn't have the internet so Excelcier can't watch webinars.
MorlockPrime
Morlocks don't have sunlight and electricity and haven't developed any measurable brain activity so MorlockPrime can't communicate with Eloy.
Excelcier
It's spelled Eloi. Why don't you help yourself to a copy of "The Time Machine" ya fucking retard.
MorlockPrime
Wow. However if you two duke it out my bets on the most hairy guy. Close choices I know...
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-21-2008 Gnome Cam Upgrade View Webcam for 02-21-2008 3 COMMENTS
Talons After 5 months of groovy cam, I decided it was time to return the Gnome Cam to modern day optical technology. I chose the HAWK-147IRCB since it had better resolution than my old BT-176WC, but primarily because the hawk on the logo has long talons. So far, my selection criteria has proven to be dead on, as the Gnome Cam now captures a larger area more clearly than ever before. If you look carefully, you can even see as far as the Morlock cave and his smokestacks. His attempts to steal my time machine just got alot more difficult.
User Comments for 02-21-2008:
Too bad it's not widescreen. How does it fair in the dark? Yes anything that uses a Hawk is far superior.
Stavos
You're camera is not nearly powerful enough. Considering the range from your house to mine, I could easily sneak up on you and steal your Lisa (if only she was still in factory condition).
MorlockPrime
The GnomeCam is hot again, time to bring out the EMP again...
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-15-2008 Upside Down Mirror Text View Webcam for 02-15-2008 7 COMMENTS
˙ǝɯıʇ ǝʇsɐʍ oʇ ʎɐʍ ɹǝʌǝlɔ ɐ ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ dn ƃuıɯoɔ ɹoɟ ‘sɹǝʇıɹʍ ʇooʍ ‘noʎ oʇ ɟɟo sı ʇɐɥ ʎɯ ˙uǝʇʇıɹʍ ǝʌ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ puɐʇsɹǝpun oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sɹoʇıuoɯ ɹıǝɥʇ uɹnʇ ǝldoǝd ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʎɐʍ ʍǝu ƃuıʇıɔxǝ uɐ ɯɹoɟ ʇɐɥʇ sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ııɔsɐ pǝpuǝʇxǝ puɐ sɹǝʇʇǝl ɟo uoıʇɐuıqɯoɔ ɐ ʇnq ‘ƃuılʎʇs ssɔ ɹo ‘ǝƃɐɯı uɐ ʇou s,ʇı ˙ʎɐpoʇ ʇooʍ uo punoɟ ı ʇxǝʇ ɹoɹɹıɯ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ
User Comments for 02-15-2008:
Does this mean our Comments will be upside down too? Guess not :(
Stavos
˙ǝɯıʇ ǝʇsɐʍ oʇ ʎɐʍ ɹǝʌǝlɔ ɐ ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ dn ƃuıɯoɔ ɹoɟ sɹǝʇıɹʍ ʇooʍ noʎ oʇ ɟɟo sı ʇɐɥ ʎɯ ˙uǝʇʇıɹʍ ǝʌ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ puɐʇsɹǝpun oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sɹoʇıuoɯ ɹıǝɥʇ uɹnʇ ǝldoǝd ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʎɐʍ ʍǝu ƃuıʇıɔxǝ uɐ ɯɹoɟ ʇɐɥʇ sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ııɔsɐ pǝpuǝʇxǝ puɐ sɹǝʇʇǝl ɟo uoıʇɐuıqɯoɔ ɐ ʇnq ƃuılʎʇs ssɔ ɹo ǝƃɐɯı uɐ ʇou s,ʇı ˙ʎɐpoʇ ʇooʍ uo punoɟ ı ʇxǝʇ ɹoɹɹıɯ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ
brian
Wow.... I hate you guys.
MorlockPrime
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Excelcier
ƃuıɹoq
Excelcier
Iphone!
Enorym
It's iPhone, and quit trolling
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-14-2008 PhysX In Your Video Card View Webcam for 02-14-2008 2 COMMENTS
When Nvidia acquired PhysX, I was convinced it was to integrate a stronger physics processor into their video cards. Most modern games already use the GPU to some extent for physics, so this was just completing the gap. Today it was not only confirmed this was the goal, but that all 8000 series Nvidia video cards will provide PhysX support once a new software download is released. It's like getting a $100 physics card for free (ok, it won't be dedicated but it's still free). I'm holding my breath for the day I can play Warmonger with full physics effects.
User Comments for 02-14-2008:
I for one welcome our new Nvidia PhysX overlords
Stavos
And one day you'll be able to play real life with full physics effects! Go you!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-11-2008 Patriot Act Compliant View Webcam for 02-11-2008 6 COMMENTS
Patriot Act Compliant A commercial on TV brought me to this site which apparently gives creepy blondes $560 for gold, or by the look on her face for some other service, but that's beside the point. The important thing on this website is the "Patriot Act Compliant" symbol below her. Since the patriot act is a law, you're automatically compliant or you're operating illegally, so while it's technically a logo that says "we don't break the law" it's obviously much more assuring and brings out the urge to trade gold in all of us. By this line of reasoning, I'm also putting a "Patriot Act Compliant" symbol on this site, and I encourage everyone else to as well. Let's help make the web a safer place for abiding by the law and trading gold.
User Comments for 02-11-2008:
I for one welcome our new Goverment overlords. Compliant stickers make it feel ok.
Stavos
I can finally feel safe visitng your awful awful web site.
MorlockPrime
You shouldn't talk, your site is so canned that chief Boyardee fully endorses your blog site.
Stavos
Please......at least my site doesn't have a Star Wars theme. What'd you do, wear through the lips on your poster of Queen Amidala and decide to make your site Star Warstastic in her honor? Oh wait, it was a poster of Jar jar wasn't it you fish f*cker.
MorlockPrime
At least you did some research. I see you didn't bring up the Monkey theme, too close to home? And yes who wouldn't hit Princess leia's mom she's a defiant MILF unless you like men or ewokes do it for you? You Twit!
Stavos
I would have brought up the Monkey theme but sadly your site wasn't responding. It really is too bad, depriving the whole world of your 'amazing' site like that. It would have been ok if it was Natalie Portman but it was a picture of Jar Jar Binks. Me sa thinks yousa and jar jars kidsa gonna look likesa retards.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-10-2008 Anemometer Vapor Locked View Webcam for 02-10-2008 3 COMMENTS
Stuck Anemometer Faced with a stuck anemometer yet again, my weather station has been convinced we're enjoying windless days in hurricane-like winds. My usual approach of squirting it with hot water from my super soaker only worked for a few minutes before the single-digit temperatures froze it up solid again. Shooting it with my airsoft gun and taping together broom handles to reach it probably provided ample entertainment for my neighbors, but had no effect on freeing it. Fortunately I was able to witness the actual problem during my shenanigans and discovered my furnace exhaust blows directly into it, providing more than enough moisture to freeze it up solid on cold days. Realizing I'm not yet obsessed enough to climb onto a snowy roof to relocate it, I'm admitting defeat until spring. I've already informed NOAA and AccuWeather about the problem, both of which I'm sure were becoming increasingly concerned.
User Comments for 02-10-2008:
Try Antifreeze in the supersoaker
Stavos
Damn it this is the worst post ever Lloyd. It's so boring I skipped right to the comments to tell you how boring it is. Thanks to Stavos and I though, now people at least have a reason to read the comments.
MorlockPrime
MocklockPrime has the hots for me everyone sees it. In other news... NEW SITE IDEA: Comments for in the webcam but listed by month only since you get very little excitement since you moved out of Redford.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-09-2008 Media Center Upgrade View Webcam for 02-09-2008 3 COMMENTS
Faced with a stable and reliable Media Center 2005 machine, I had no choice but to completely wipe it out in favor of an untested and unnecessary upgrade. Microsoft profitably decided to require new extender hardware for Vista Media Center, rendering my original Xbox Extender useless, so a $100 Xbox 360 finally brought me into the year 2007. Risking a roid rage from Lisa, I began reloading with 64-bit Vista only to discover 32-bit video decoders won't cooperate with 64-bit applications. With the only 64-bit DiVX decoder available rated unreliable at best, I eventually admitted defeat and reloaded with the 32-bit version. Having lost the sex appeal of 64-bit, I could tell Lisa was less impressed with the 32-bit solution, but it was sufficient to provide her with "American Idol" and prevent a full fledged roid rage. The upgrade also put us on par with the flatlanders in the media center operating system category, which we had been lagging behind on for several months. Lisa and Melanies heated arguments regarding vertical vs. horizontal scrolling user interface design are finally a thing of the past.
User Comments for 02-09-2008:
Vertical scrolling in WindowsXP MCE 2005 or bust!!!!
Stavos
Never satisfied....
Excelcier
We still haven't seen the xrays lloyd. Quit fucking around with your MCE and upload images.
MorlockPrime

Don't Hate Me My slow progression through Crysis ground to a halt yesterday at the end of the "Relic" level. After clearing the map of four nano-suited korean soldiers who attacked me one at a time rather than a collective group (suicide tactics?) I was rewarded with absolutely nothing. The VTOL extraction I was promised never occurred, even with the latest patch applied. Today I found out it's a pretty common bug, one Stavos and Duane were not lucky enough to experience. Jealous? I finally just downloaded someone elses savegame to get me to the next level. Defiantly the first time for me to have a game bug actually stop the entire storyline.
User Comments for 02-05-2008:
You will love Crysis and stop complaining! It's really not bugs it's a new Crysis weapon in the game that crashes the entire computer. Shameless plug time: All you crysis users feel free to download my multiplayer map and fly into some tornado's: CodeYellowBrick.zip
Stavos
Speaking of bugs look at my comment bug above ^
Stavos
Ironically you broke the stylesheet with the reallylongsinglehttplink bug that I subsequently squashed with a proper link.
AtomicInternet
well if you gave us HTML prevlages in the comments i would of made it all pretty like you did. Where's my email comment notifyer, HTML tag access, and time stamps damn it! :)
Stavos
Wow!! Brad's reign of GAMING was stopped by a bug?? lol. I was never "bugged" out on that game either... played it flawlessly.
Excelcier
MP Crysis still blows... After all the hype you'd have thought they could have done better. It's just Farcry MP w/ better gfx...lame. CoD wasn't hyped anywhere near as much, and hit #1 on PC and Xbox and stayed. And wait til you see the CoD MP map Mindkill and I are building for our server.
E1
Crysis is the future of gaming. Destructible env. interactive environments and shader 2.0 technology FTW.
Stavos
anyone try warmonger yet?
R1OT
Warmonger's environments BLOWS Crysis out of the water. That's a true descructable environment. Shader 2.0 tech is 2 years old, 3.0 FTW. Crysis is already a year behind the times...
E1

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