Patriot Act Compliant

02-11-2008 Patriot Act Compliant

A commercial on TV brought me to this site which apparently gives creepy blondes $560 for gold, or by the look on her face for some other service, but that's beside the point. The important thing on this website is the "Patriot Act Compliant" symbol below her. Since the patriot act is a law, you're automatically compliant or you're operating illegally, so while it's technically a logo that says "we don't break the law" it's obviously much more assuring and brings out the urge to trade gold in all of us. By this line of reasoning, I'm also putting a "Patriot Act Compliant" symbol on this site, and I encourage everyone else to as well. Let's help make the web a safer place for abiding by the law and trading gold.

User Comments for 02-11-2008:

I for one welcome our new Goverment overlords. Compliant stickers make it feel ok.
Stavos

I can finally feel safe visitng your awful awful web site.
MorlockPrime

You shouldn't talk, your site is so canned that chief Boyardee fully endorses your blog site.
Stavos

Please......at least my site doesn't have a Star Wars theme. What'd you do, wear through the lips on your poster of Queen Amidala and decide to make your site Star Warstastic in her honor? Oh wait, it was a poster of Jar jar wasn't it you fish f*cker.
MorlockPrime

At least you did some research. I see you didn't bring up the Monkey theme, too close to home? And yes who wouldn't hit Princess leia's mom she's a defiant MILF unless you like men or ewokes do it for you? You Twit!
Stavos

I would have brought up the Monkey theme but sadly your site wasn't responding. It really is too bad, depriving the whole world of your 'amazing' site like that. It would have been ok if it was Natalie Portman but it was a picture of Jar Jar Binks. Me sa thinks yousa and jar jars kidsa gonna look likesa retards.
MorlockPrime

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