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SpaceBrad Stavos has been secretly working on this masterpiece for some time now, and he finally decided to share it with me. A better use of the original photo there is none. I already know you're going to ask if you can use it as your background so I'll go ahead and proactively approve it.
User Comments for 09-19-2007:
You can thank Google Picasa2 for finding it for me. Otherwise it would of been lost forever. You know it's real because that's the classic Brad pose. I expect all his wedding Photo's to look similar.
StavosWS6
Speaking of wedding photos... that better be proudly displayed somewhere at the reception.
Duane
Pretty nice handy work there Stavos! I too agree with Duane that it should be at the reception but I will settle for nothing less than a Fathead of it hanging behind the altar.
Keith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXCELCIER

If you're stalking me you've noticed the Gnome Cam has been in a blackout for the past 7 days. The BT-176WC camera that has served me well for over 2 years finally decided to bite the dust and only display melted images. Anticipating a failure in the near future based on previous issues I had a cheap eBay knockoff camera ready to go that I finally got around to installing. As you can see I got a great shot of me installing it, which is always a treat, but more importantly you'll notice the crappy quality. Evidently the factory that built this camera is operating in a time bubble sometime prior to 1979 as the quality is slightly less than home video cameras of that era. Rest assured I have an eBay alert set for my trusty BT-176WC in the hopes I'll find it at an affordable price. Until then enjoy the memories of disco fever and use your imagination to fill in the missing details.
User Comments for 09-18-2007:
From the looks of the picture of you installing the camera, you are well on your way to becoming a Morlock. Has lisa kicked you out of the upstairs?
MorlockPrime
When will we see multiple Gnome cams?
StavosWS6
Wow, that camera does suck, lol...
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-14-2007 Morlock Party View Webcam for 09-14-2007 1 COMMENT
Disturbing Gnome With the Morlock all growed up he decided to have a housewarming party to celebrate his move down the street and food chain. In addition to the expected beer and burgers, the party offered up such exotic things as hookah pipes and special brownies. To help him better fit in with the neighborhood, Lisa bought an appropriately disturbing gnome for his housewarming gift. A much more satisfying gift than the kegerator he also received.
User Comments for 09-14-2007:
I'm sueing the morlock for fire ants biting me while I was trying to put logs into the fire. There was no warning
StavosWS6

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-13-2007 Earthwatts Part 2 View Webcam for 09-13-2007 2 COMMENTS
With my first efficient power supply up and saving the world, another cheap deal suckered me into saving the world yet again. This time the energy savings was only 12 watts for my home server, bringing the total for both computers from 300 watts to 264 watts. I've decided to hold at two so I can avoid having my power supply fetish cross over into a mental treatment required situation. It also goes without saying that if you need a power supply in a pinch, I've now got plenty of spares.
User Comments for 09-13-2007:
Looks like I'll be running my computers extra hard this weekend to offset Brad's new savings. Global warming my ass, its cold as hell outside...
E1
I'll just turn TransAm for 20secs and it will destroy everything Brad has tried to accomplish toward the environment
StavosWS6

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-12-2007 All About Dollar Coins View Webcam for 09-12-2007 1 COMMENT
$1 Presidential Coin Forced to make another Mountain Dew purchase after seeing EternalOne drinking a bottle at work again, I headed to the vending machine and discovered I was fresh out of single dollar bills. Fortunately the machine next to the pop machine makes change for $5 bills. For my $5 bill, 5 gold colored coins with John Adams on the front tumbled into the change tray. Fearful of a government conspiracy to rid the world of the Sacagawea dollar I had finally grown to accept, I ran to EternalOne in a panic and showed him my discovery. Unimpressed, he returned to his bottle of Mountain Dew and I consulted the giver of knowledge. Turns out Sacagawea wasn't as popular as the US Mint had hoped in replacing short-life $1 bills with longer-life coins. The success of the state quarters prompted a similar attempt with a presidential $1 coin program. Even though it feels a bit Canadian, I've grown to like dollar coins and was glad to also learn Sacagawea will still make up 1/4 of all dollar coin production for the life of the presidential coin program. And although it's more fun to actually say it, I thought I'd type Sacagawea one last time to make it a nice round total of 4 times for this post.
User Comments for 09-12-2007:
Next comes the "Twonie"
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-10-2007 Want to Bomb Google? View Webcam for 09-10-2007 7 COMMENTS
About 2 months ago I was searching for database help on the "GROUP BY" function and every search engine I tried kept returning a "page unavailable" error. Not thinking straight, I cleared my cookies/cache, tried every browser I had, and eventually gave up and went home. The next day everything worked again and I wrote it off as an oddity. Well today I was again searching for group by help and the magic word combination I used the first time was entered again. Try this on any search engine with any browser. I'm curious if any are NOT affected. Enter this (without the quotes): "select group by count"
User Comments for 09-10-2007:
This article was not posted until the 11th but it is dated the 10th. Is everything on this site a lie?
MorlockPrime
Yes including www.chrisrisner.com
Senator Kelley
It is probably overzealous security filtering on your internet connection. I bet it is trying to block a SQL injection attack. The search works fine for me.
GabeFriedmann
GabeFriedmann!!!! I thought he was trampeled by a cow stampede in Texas!
MorlockPrime
By just putting "google" in your title you automatically gained triple the amount of hits this month! ....Cheater!
Senator Kelley
I don't get it honey. I entered those words in google and yahoo and the search went through just fine. You'll have to explain it to me more when you get home! :)
poopy
The cow stampedee is right! Crazy firewall rule is to blame!
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-05-2007 Sunroof Revival View Webcam for 09-05-2007 7 COMMENTS
Sunroof Timelapse About 3 years ago, my sunroof in my Cougar broke along with a vast majority of fellow owners. I quickly learned it's one of the top failure parts for the car, but not being a critical part, I eventually forgot all about it. Recently some fellow owners, including Excelcier, found replacements in local junkyards. I became increasingly aware of my previously forgotten broken sunroof, especially when surrounded by people who enjoy taunting me by leaving their sunroof open while parked. EternalOne took pity on me, and donated his sunroof after deciding he no longer wanted it. An attempted replacement with Jrak left me with detailed knowledge of sunroof assembly, but the donor part was also broken and the sky remained an extra-vehicular activity. Fast forward to today when I finally broke down and bought a replacement part. Fighting mosquitos, I managed to get it installed in 45 minutes flat, 5 of which was spent conversing with the ex-Morlock who quickly moved on after learning I was engaged in actual work.
User Comments for 09-05-2007:
DAHHH....work, it does nothing! I did throughly enjoy the fact that I was getting drunk while you were working.
MorlockPrime
I would of donated you my G6 panoramic sunroof to you, oh well
Senator Kelley
It's about time! Now if you cherish it, NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN! That's what I'm doing. Keep's it "working" that way. I still don't trust the new design, it has the same crappy plastic failure point even with the metal track design.
Excelcier
The cougar is one giant crappy plastic failure point.
MorlockPrime
--MECURY COUGAR RECALL NOTICE— Please replace the following failure parts: (MECURY COUGAR) --END OF RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT--
Senator Kelley
Brad, the next time you're thinking about spending time working on your car, try to remember this phrase, "You can't polish a turd."
MorlockPrime
Even that's not proven, Ron. I had my replaced, opened it only twice afterwards to ensure it worked perfectly. Then closed and never touched it again, when Brad installed it, it was broken... :P
E1

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-02-2007 Labor Day Disc Golf View Webcam for 09-02-2007 1 COMMENT
After learning Lisa's parents live close to a disc golf course we decided to try it out while visiting. The first two holes were unmarked, and it looked like we'd be making our own tee-off spots, but the third hole was marked with a clear sign including yardage and par. Disc golf signs being as popular as they are, the first two must have been stolen. Fortunately the rest were also well marked and we had a good 9-hole round. I'm always amazed at how easy it is to find a disc golf course wherever you are in the country.
User Comments for 09-02-2007:
I see your future inlaws have a wise choice in dog breeds. Marriage excepted.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 08-29-2007 Telnet SMTP View Webcam for 08-29-2007 2 COMMENTS
At work today our emails for orders, returns, and all sorts of other important things stopped sending. Fearing the worst, I checked all our configuration files and they all seemed in order. Still email wasn't going through, so remembering you can telnet to an SMTP server I quickly ran "telnet smtp 25" from our server and was greeted with a prompt. I followed instructions in this link and discovered first hand how SMTP really is a simple mail transfer protocol. Trivial for some, unexciting for most, but something noteworthy for me. My lack of an email confirmed the server had a stuck queue but an hour later I got my very first telnet email and celebrated with a Mountain Dew.
User Comments for 08-29-2007:
Atleast you celebrated with the correct beverage
Senator Kelley
You're recent posts have proven infrequent and unsatisfying. Please up both quantity and quality or I will auction off your server on ebay.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 08-25-2007 Earthwatts Power Supply View Webcam for 08-25-2007 3 COMMENTS
Power Supply Compare After seeing a deal on a 500w EarthWatts power supply, the hippie in me decided to make the purchase and save the world. Curious as to how much less power an 80Plus certified power supply would draw, I checked the UPS reading for this server and noted 174 watts. I then swapped out my standard boring power supply with the new exciting hippie supply (it's actually colored green) and was shocked to see it required 24 fewer watts to run the exact same equipment. That's a savings of 210.24 kWh per year at 6¢/kWh which means my $40 upgrade will save me $12.61 a year with a full ROI in 3.1 years. Definitely not a wise investment, but satisfies your inner hippie as long as you don't toss the old supply in a landfill.
User Comments for 08-25-2007:
In 4 years it will be paying for itself! To bad the Moores law on powersupplys predicts that we will require 1000Watts by then... Do you notice if your videocard or processor are starving for power?
Senator Kelley
I completely offset your savings by using approximately 40 amps for my computer.
brian
Just to make sure Brad doesn't unbalance the world with his power savings, I left my 2nd computer online all weekend -- if power supplies were cars this thing would be like strapping two Hummer's together...
E1

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