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This weekend Lisa and I loaded up her excess furniture in a U-Haul trailer and towed it to her brothers house for donation. While we were there, some flatlanders showed up demanding we accompany them to Steak and Shake. Not one to cross a flatlander, we agreed on condition they would release us afterwards. We survived with only minor indigestion, but my inability to carry a camera left the entire encounter undocumented. My barn is now 75% empty, which means I can once again park a vehicle in it.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-14-2007 Focus Group Fun View Webcam for 06-14-2007 4 COMMENTS
2 Way Mirror Tonight I was given the opportunity to go to Cleveland for some focus group testing for my work. It was my first experience with a 2-way mirror and was a little creepy. Volunteers shuffled into the "bright" room and were asked various questions, then shown some fatheads, then asked more questions. Meanwhile we were in the "dark" room with cheese snacks, candy, soda, and even beer to enjoy while we watched the moderator interview everyone. The volunteers were told about the 2-way mirror and camera taping them, but after a few minutes they ignored it and we could watch every ones reaction to the fatheads. It was interesting to see how many people had heard of Fathead, and how they reacted once they saw one up close (they weren't told what they were going to be reviewing prior to arriving). It felt good to know I work for a company that makes a universally "cool" product, that everyone wanted once they saw it up close. The creepy part was seeing and listening to someone for an hour and then realizing they had no idea who you were when you walked past them in the hallway.
User Comments for 06-14-2007:
You were in Cleveland and didn't even come visit your flatlander friends....you bastard!
Melanie
That's the coolest thing in the entire world! However your lack of Videophone shots of the volunteers picking their noses is disappointing. I expect more footage next time!
Sentator Kelley
I remember once i took you to Cleveland but you never take me to Cleveland. You Jerk.
TIm
I hate voyeurism
Grumpy Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-12-2007 Windows Home Server RC1 View Webcam for 06-12-2007 5 COMMENTS
Last night I reloaded my Windows Home Server to upgrade my primary drive from a 40GB to a 120GB (and test the "primary drive failure recovery" in the process). After spending an hour with the recovery lastnight, I should not have been surprised to see the RC1 release, which requires a complete reinstall, was now available. Happier about the RC1 release than I was frustrated about the wasted CTP reload, I quickly downloaded and did a fresh install, which also requires reinstalling the connector software on all my computers. 2 hours later the only difference I can tell between RC1 and the CTP is an install DVD that is 100MB smaller, and about a half-meg larger install for the connector software. After my 3 hour CTP to RC1 odyssey, I'm content to let Home Server secure my data quietly without any love from me. At least until the final release is available.
User Comments for 06-12-2007:
This story is as boring as your life. Please allow poopy to moderate your posts.
MorlockPrime
So how does this help my Atomicinternet browsing experience?
Senator Kelley
Ah, if Winedoze only had LVM, no reloading would have been necessary. When are you going to begin to use a grown-up OS? :)
Brian
Ah, if Winedoze only had LVM, no reloading would have been necessary. When are you going to begin to use a grown-up OS? :)
Brian
The duality of the former client is compliments of my son.
Brian

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-03-2007 Niagara Falls View Webcam for 06-03-2007 5 COMMENTS
With summer here, my number of planned weekend events far exceeds the number of Lisa's available weekends. The solution: a second girlfriend. A loophole in international law allows me to be engaged to Lisa in the United States, and have a girlfriend in Canada. Melinda accepted the girlfriend contract and was nice enough to drive me to the annual Niagra Falls trip since Lisa had to work the weekend. After some time practicing of first aid in the imaginary and actual pools, we braved the 90° weather for dinner, the arcade and a visit to the falls. After a night of flatulence and shenanigans, we were off to the park for the annual picnic where we managed to feed a seagull to the point it could no longer fly. Another successful trip with our record of no arrests still in tact.
User Comments for 06-03-2007:
Good times, good times!
Excelcier
Gives new meaning to "world perks" hahah Missed Lisa though :(
Jenny
Let's not forget about the poopy sheets and the dragons
Excelcier
Everyone's speaking a foreign language I don't understand! BTW next time you do a Lisaless vacation she's more then welcome to hang out with Candy, me, and the wii
Senator Kelley
OHHHH are you in TROUBLE!!!!!!!
poopy

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-01-2007 What a Hottie! View Webcam for 06-01-2007 4 COMMENTS
Lisa
User Comments for 06-01-2007:
Is there a chick behind Lisa? haha j/k
Senator Kelley
I hate pink shorts
Grumpy Smurf
Can I have her????
Excelcier
No, she's mine!
Jenny

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-21-2007 Cops Love Motorcycles View Webcam for 05-21-2007 3 COMMENTS
Riding to work today a cop stopped quickly to turn right and instead of running into him I went around him on a yellow light. He of course immediately turned on his lights and pulled me over. He asked why I ran the yellow light and I told him so I didn't end up in the back of his car. After going back and forth a few times he eventually started telling me about his motorcycle and the conversation switched to motorcycle models. He ended with "nice to meet you" and let me go without a ticket. Had I been in my Cougar he would have written up the ticket before even leaving his car and simply handed it to me. Needless to say my motorcycle is now my primary transportation option.
User Comments for 05-21-2007:
When are you and the cop getting married? Did he at least give you a reach around?
MorlockPrime
Did the cop stop quickly? and was he just feeling sorry for you having a 150cc motorcycle?
Sentator Kelley
My friend has a aprilla motor cycle he almost get's killed every day riding that thing over 60 miles. We have determined since I quit smoking that he is dieing faster than me.
Praetorian Myrone

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-20-2007 Morlock Furniture Moving View Webcam for 05-20-2007 NO COMMENTS
Lisas plan to take over my house got one step closer to completion today when she demanded I move her furniture into the bedroom. Since she has expensive taste, the furniture is naturally heavy italian wood that is impossible for one person to lift. Lisa was conveniently at work when she scheduled me to move the furniture, so who to turn to? The Morlock of course. I summoned him from below and he agreed to assist in exchange for a laser mouse. I'm assuming the mouse will control a bone-grinding machine or some other morlock device. My now patented wheelbarrow moving technique was a great success, although the Morlock refused to grant my request for a wheelbarrow ride.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-14-2007 Florida Vacation View Webcam for 05-14-2007 1 COMMENT
After a planned trip to Florida with coworkers failed to happen, Lisa decided she'd take me and go anyway. Flattered that she thought of me after her coworkers, and that she remembered I love Florida, I agreed. Since Joseph moved back to Michigan, my resident welcoming committee was notably absent this year, and we had to brave the harsh Whorlando airport by ourselves. Once we arrived at our Cocoa Beach destination, a strict schedule of beach and sleep was implemented immediatly, interrupted only by trips to Kennedy Space Center and Medieval Times. Lisa was very excited about visiting NASA for the first time. She took me on the Up Close tour which was cancelled due to terrorists last time I visited so this was the first time I got to see the shuttle launch pads from 500 feet. Lisa was upset neither pad had a shuttle ready to launch due to a recent hailstorm, but rolled her eyes in excitement after I assured her we would come back again and again until she saw one on the pad. After a full day of calming Lisa down from the space center, we went to Medieval Times where Lisa enjoyed the soap opera which I had previously ignored. Apparently all the talking they do between the fighting and jousting actually creates a storyline. The absence of the Josephs from the greater Whorlando area definitely tuned down the fun factor, but being on a sunny beach with a hot woman helps make up for it.
User Comments for 05-14-2007:
awww... i love you honey!
poopy

Motorola Q I've been eyeing the Motorola Q ever since I got my free Treo 650 almost two years ago. The recent price break to $200 was enough incentive for me to make my move. The thinner profile and Mobile 5 OS were the two most attractive features to me and both have proven to be worth the upgrade. I find myself checking to make sure my phone is still on me it's so flush to my belt compared to the Treo. The Mobile 5 OS enables me to write my own software (easily) and once I installed the .NET 2.0 compact framework on my phone I quickly had a homemade crappy RSS reader written and installed on the phone. "Myrone Detector" is in the works, so if you've got a Mobile 5 phone you won't have to fear Myrone sneak attacks much longer. Despite Keith's recommendation of CodeWallet, I decided to go with Password Manager for my password keeper since I was able to find an older free version online, and CodeWallet is overkill for me. Owning a phone that can't play DiVX is embarrassing, so my next install was TCPMP which I also used on my Treo. It was thankfully ported to Windows Mobile. I recently got Lisa to move from a paper calendar to Google Calendar and since she decides what I do and when I do it, GMobileSync was my next install which flawlessly downloaded my life for the next 60 days. Google Maps Mobile looks and runs much better and faster on the Q compared to the Treo, despite the fact that the Q doesn't have a touch screen. A visit to FreewarePocketPc.net rounded out my installs with a few games and utilities. The EV-DO network is noticeably faster than the 1x my Treo had when connected to my laptop, but the latest Q firmware prevents Bluetooth DUN so I'm stuck with a USB connection for now. There are some downsides though; I miss the longer battery life and touch screen on my Treo, and it's noticeably slower and more complicated to do things compared to the PalmOS (both phones have a 312Mhz processor), but as Stavos pointed out it shares a name with a Star Trek character, and that alone compensates for the shortfalls.
User Comments for 05-07-2007:
You'll enjoy the Q number one!
Picard
Can't wait to discuss this with you soon. I just got a blackberry.
Tim
Shoulda went with one of the Mobile 5 Treo's -- my 700w owns now that I updated the fireware... :P
E1
What are you doing with your hand-me-down?
Excelcier
Ok so you didn't use CodeWallet per my recommendation because you are cheap. Fair enough. One thing you should install is the Live Search equiv of Google Maps. I personally find Live Search to be easier and much better than the Google version. Also means you can buy a $79 bluetooth GPS receiever and map your location with your phone. Of course this means you'll only get 5 minutes of usage since the Q's battery life is known to suck but you can get a bigger battery. Personally I am sad you didn't get the best windows mobile phone on the planet: http://keithelder.net/blog/archive/2007/03/01/Cingular-8525-Pocket-PC-Phone-Review-and-First-Impression.aspx
Keith
This is great. The cell phone is the new Music group! Remember in high school people judge you by what music you liked. the 21 century's version is what cell phone do you carry? Oh The Motorola Q? mehhhh Keith is my new best friend! Yeah I didn't have a favorite music group in high school and got beat a lot.
Sentator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-04-2007 Spiderman 3 View Webcam for 05-04-2007 10 COMMENTS
My work took the entire company to see Spiderman 3 today. Getting paid to watch a movie is just the latest in a long line of perks for working at a media company. The trip was officially for "market research" into our new Spiderman Fatheads which are now hanging on the wall next to me at work. I'll rank this latest movie on par with #2, but below #1. It felt like the same level of effects and storyline as #2, but the dreaded singing scene turned out to be the funniest part of the movie. News of the free movie was the perk clencher for EternalOne who was hired in shortly before. Unfortunately that means getting vacation for Cougarfest is now that much more difficult.
User Comments for 05-04-2007:
See I thought Spiderman II was better then I. From reports I've heard III isn't as good as II. However I must get a job at media company it's my destiny!
Sentator Kelley
John got in at Fathead! thats awesome!
Jenny
Yes, they hired me because Brad still cannot figure out how to put http:// in front of web links... :P
E1
Would be nice if we could see the pictures...ASS.
Minister Myrone
Cograds John!!! Now get me that pearl clear coat as a celebration... hehehe
Excelcier
That's fantastic John! Cheers to you! Now you and Brad can screw around all day, and get paid for it! haha
Jenny
Heheh, thx all. Not sure how much screwing around there'll be time for, I've got one helluva project to undertake -- but it should be damn fun none-the-less! :D
E1
E1 you don't have to suckup to Brad he's not your boss :) Congrads on the job man
StavosWS6
Now like Brad you are both metaphorically and literally, beneath me.
MorlockPrime
I saw it last night at the IMAX in Dearborn, and I liked it. It wasn't as bad as most people made it out to be. There's that whole 'emo' look he had after he put on the black suit, which I didn't like. It could've done without that. But all in all it was pretty good.
Silvercup

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