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This morning at 10:30am Lisa was on 8-Mile heading east on her way to work. Unbeknownst to her, a bank robber was tearing down Beech Daly trying to escape from the police. When the light went green and she entered the intersection of
8-Mile and Beech Daly she was greeted with a southbound white commercial van heading straight for her Jeep. She hit the gas to try and get out of the way but the van was going too fast and impacted the left rear door of her truck. She then either spun or was pushed into a pole that impacted her right rear door. By hitting the gas she placed both impacts in the rear doors of the truck rather than the driver and passenger doors, so she only received scrapes and bruises. As you can tell from the
photos, if she hadn't hit the gas she would have had much more serious injuries. The
news story said the robber then tried to carjack another vehicle but before he could the police caught up and captured him (that's Lisa on the stretcher in the news story). After initially driving to the wrong hospital, I finally found her and confirmed she was not critical. After an hour of sitting with her she was smiling and laughing again despite the pain killers she was on, which made me very happy. It boggles my mind to think of how many vehicles go through that intersection a day, and the chances of her Jeep being in that spot when the escape van comes through. She's currently recovering as her muscles and bruises heal up from the impact. Thanks to everyone who called or emailed, I passed your concerns on to her.
After the
Barn LAN, I decided I was done running a network cable from my computer room to my bedroom (for my Xbox Media Center Extender), and that it was time to wire it properly. As I've bitched about
many times before, my house is absolutely horrible to run wiring through. Feeling particularly inventive, I inspected the
joist space between my floors and discovered my bathroom shower access door was directly above an
access point, from which I could access the wall the Xbox was against. Having formulated a wiring route, I now needed a way to get the wire from the utility room to the access point. Short a wiring snake, and not entirely certain I could run the path with one anyways, I decided to enlist the help of my cat (
Sam), who could easily fit in the joist space. At the very least it would provide some entertainment. Enlisting the help of John and Roy (and the cat), we began by
calming him down to minimize his famous freakouts. Next we attached a
PETA approved
painters tape harness which easily broke free under moderate strain. After an initial attempt failed due to the harness breaking, the second attempt had Sam wandering in circles around the joists (as you can see from the
wire path) before my voice and the shaking treat can finally got his attention. Once he decided to head along the planned path, it was all John could do to keep the wire feeding freely around his initial loops for sufficient cable slack. Unbelievably, only 15 minutes into the experiment, Sam
arrived on the other end complaining loudly with the harness around his feet. He
successfully pulled the network cable 20 feet through the joists. I'm sure it's not the first time a cat has pulled cable, but it's a pretty rare event, and we definitely got a kick out of it. I
showed Sam what his work helped me do, but he was far more interested in the can of Tuna I gave him for a reward. You can thank (or blame) John for the "CAT" 5 pun (
Category 5 Cable is what my cat ran for me), it was all him.
The
Barn LAN finally happened today after several threats from
Matt prevented us from moving it to the typical basement location. Fortunately I had several long
power cords and
network cables to service the barn for the landmark event. We started off with the new
FEAR Combat, which was great (and totally free). After
Jeffords and Whiney joined, we had some good clean 4 on 4 FarCry sessions followed by some UT2K4.
Ron brought his new projector, which gave us all a great 62" view of his place in the game (until he decided that was a bad thing). Noticeably absent this event were
Mr. and Mrs. Stavos, Jaird,
Tigerbomb and
Hasselhoff; all of whom will be kidnapped and held indefinitely at the next event. Reflecting on the first LAN party in my barn, I have to say it went fairly well. Lugging the required equipment back and forth was inconvenient, but the increased area for bodily gas dispursion was worth it. The smokers also enjoyed non-stop smoking. Unfortunately as prime LAN season approaches, it will be cold enough to freeze nipples solid so it was probably the last one for the forseeable future. And now for the token
LAN Video from the
Gnome Cam.
Well it finally happened. I got my Google AdSense check and accomplished my
3 month old goal of getting one. I technically accomplished it 2 months ago, but the way
AdSense is setup, you have to wait almost a full 2 months before you get the actual check. Don't worry, I didn't forget the 3% of you that clicked on the Ads: as promised, here's a
scan of the check for you to print out, forge, and try to pass off as genuine. Just don't come crying to me when you get prosecuted for
uttering and publishing. Well you can, but I'll probably just laugh at you. Now to find something totally ridiculous to blow my earnings on.
With my latest
TV acquisition, video connection options have become a frequent conversation topic. Searching Google for a definitive listing, I quickly found
this glossary from Crutchfield, which covers an exhaustive number of connections for both video, audio and data. For those not nearly as interested in connections, I'll sum up the video part from worst quality to best:
- Composite video: lowest analog quality, basic yellow video input.
- S-video: "seperate" video, seperates color and brightness in analog signal. Marginally better than composite
- Component video: Splits the color signal into two portions and brightness into another. Big improvement over S-video.
- DVI (Digital Visual Interface): Transfer video signals in pure digital form, are encrypted with HDCP (High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection). Two kinds of DVI connections: DVI-D is found on most home video gear, carries digital-only signals. DVI-I, used with some computer video cards, is capable of passing both digital and analog video signals.
- HDMI: Used for passing standard- and high-definition digital video signals, as well as multi-channel digital audio, through a single cable. Accommodates up to 5 Gbps bandwidth to simultaneously transfer pure digital video and audio signals without compression. Signal is also encrypted with HDCP.
Tonight I returned from my
U-Haul adventure to deliver the stuff Lisa couldn't fit in her condo to Melanie and Jaird. After claiming defeat with Jaird's Tivo that refused to connect to the network, we decided to enjoy some stale funnel cakes at the local IHOP before calling it a night. Saturday we had
entirely too much fun with RC cars before we decided to finally unload Lisas stuff.
At 2:30pm today this server went offline. According to Brighthouse, the outage was caused by my cable modem "experiencing issues with the cable network. Subscribers in the affected area(s) may experience a loss of connectivity, usually indicated by flashing modem lights and/or a loss of video service." My experience was slightly more severe, due to the ranting of an
angry Morlock during the outage. I promptly forwarded the rantings to Brighthouse, after which my connectivity mysteriously returned. Apparently cave dwelling cannibals are more convincing than balding nerds to customer service representatives.
My entire life I've been confident in the fact that there are nine planets in the solar system.
I would even recite the rhyme: My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Porcupines, representing
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Your Anus, Neptune and Pluto. Well now, thanks to
orbitism (discrimination based on orbit pattern), poor
Pluto is no longer in my rhyme.
What will my very elegant mother sit upon? Nine what? It doesn't even make sense anymore!
Needless to say my confidence in this solar system is shattered. Without Pluto classified
as a planet, I just don't know how I'll get up every morning. It's time to move to
Proxima Centauri and get
out of this orbitist solar system. Who's with me?
I just got a brand new
42" Plasma HDTV with an
HDMI Upconverting DVD/DiVX Player and
CableCARD on the way. Once my collection is complete, I'll be viewing completely digital content in the highest quality available until the HDDVD/BlueRay
battles resolve themselves. How can I continue to afford such lavish luxuries you ask? Remember all that math we learned that we thought would never be useful? Turns out, it is. Thanks to the
transitive property I get to enjoy these new consumer items absolutely free. No, this isn't the intro to a pyramid scheme, it's the simple fact that MorlockPrime lives in my basement, and since I own my basement, I also own what he owns. Thus, I enjoy high definition episodes of "Gilmore Girls" absolutely free in my basement. All you armchair lawyer haters can rant all day about property rights while I enjoy my 1080 lines of resolution comfortable in the fact that mathematics are infallible.
I finally found the Kids in the Hall skit "
Girl Drink Drunk" on YouTube for everyone to enjoy. There are a few other good ones, like "
The Gazebo", but "Girl Drink Drunk" is a documentary on my alcohol preference.
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