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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-06-2006 Fun Things To Do on 6/6/6 View Webcam for 06-06-2006 6 COMMENTS
Today is 6/6/6 and (thanks to Google) there's something for everyone to celebrate it with. For doomsdayers, you can wait for the anti-christ. For music nerds, you can listen to Slayer. For math nerds, you can square primes. For motorcycle nerds, you can meet me in hell (but it's getting pretty packed). However, if your pregnant, hold on to that baby!
User Comments for 06-06-2006:
Here's a fun thing to do on 6/6/06... I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Stavos
Steve... I'm going to be sick... Here's a better 666 day fun item. Replace the X's with the right characters.. you know them!
http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=12449814
Excelcier
You could have also went to go watch my movie that came out today as well. "The Omen".
The Devil
your movie sucked
saleen cougar
Yeah Mr. Devil it was a POS movie I did see it on 6/6/06 as well. Go to hell! Oh wait..... nevermind
Stavos
Blah on the Omen, what a waste of my gas and money.
Lunar Limelight

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-02-2006 I want a Google AdSense Check View Webcam for 06-02-2006 2 COMMENTS
Just before Christmas last year, an article came out on PCWorld that linked to my website (39. Play, Inc. Snappy Video Snapshot). After getting almost 1,000 clickthroughs from that article I decided to plaster my site with "Ads by Google" in an attempt to cash in on it. Six months later I am able to confirm that idea was just short of a flop, but it helped me get close to the $100 minimum to get a check mailed to my house. I know you're dying to know what you can possibly do to help me get my $100 check that you won't see a penny of, so I'll tell you: just click some ads on my site! As a reward, I'll scan in my check so you can print it out and cash one of your own.
Google Adsense Account
User Comments for 06-02-2006:
haha! nice, since the people helped you get that I suggest you upgrade the server with that $100 for the people! wooohoooo tittybar yeahhh!!!!
Stavos
You are a money grubbing whore. And i am your king.
Chris

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-29-2006 Memorial Day BBQ View Webcam for 05-29-2006 NO COMMENTS
Lisa had an urge to make food for 25 people today so we decided to have a BBQ. I had only invited 20 people, and despite reminding her only half of those invited would show up she was physically unable to shop for only 10 people. I think fate intended her to be a famous chef, but the Miracle of Life movie threw her off track. The plus side is I now have food for a week, and everyone left with a full stomach.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-26-2006 Ride for Hoffa View Webcam for 05-26-2006 2 COMMENTS
Jaird's recent purchase of a GS500F motorcycle had him itching for a ride, so today we decided to ride to Milford and help the FBI digup Jimmy Hoffa. Arriving at the meetup point Jaird took a photo that proves without a doubt just how gay I look on my new motorcycle. A few stops later and we were on our way to Milford. Having never been there before, and discovering the "Hoffa this way" signs did not exist, we never actually found the dig site, but it was still a nice night for a ride. Empty handed, we parted ways with no more information on where Jimmy Hoffa's remains are than we had before.
User Comments for 05-26-2006:
Yeah, you definitely look gay, you should get rid of the bike! :)
Poopy
Just for that, the bike will be staying in the bedroom with us from now on.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-24-2006 Working From Home View Webcam for 05-24-2006 2 COMMENTS
I'm working from home for the next two months since my office ran out of cubes. Those of you planning on stealing my motorcycle will have to wait until I'm on a more predictable schedule again. For everyone else, I'll be out on my porch with my laptop and no shoes if you need me.
User Comments for 05-24-2006:
lazy bas***d
saleen cougar
I also hate you
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-21-2006 Florida Vacation View Webcam for 05-21-2006 4 COMMENTS
Free lodging at a friend of Lisa's lured me into yet another annual Florida vacation. Her friend lives in West Palm Beach so for the first time ever the greater Whorlando area was not my destination. Melanie joined us on our Florida Express Adventure enabling us to switch drivers enough to make it in a straight, 18 hour drive. Upon arriving we set our plan of beach during the day / bars during the night into motion. We also took some time to head to Key West since none of us had ever been. Five hours later we decided 35MPH is entirely too slow for a 120 mile trip along the keys. Tall trees blocking the ocean along most of the route didn't help either. Nevertheless, we made it and got proof we'd been to Key West. Suddenly I realized I was on vacation with 3 hot women so we quickly reserved a room where I proceeded to have my way with them, both individually, and collectively. Afterwards we returned to West Palm Beach for a short rest before another straight 18 hour drive back to Michigan.
Key West!
User Comments for 05-21-2006:
i wanna go to florida
saleen cougar
Yeah Brad wishes he had his way with all of us!
Melanie
Its really too bad you weren't visiting me this year.
tim
One day Joseph, we will visit each other from the same city, and that city will be in Florida.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-17-2006 PROTON Power Outage View Webcam for 05-17-2006 2 COMMENTS
There was a power outage today at 5:56pm, after which the battery backup lasted for 35 minutes before shutting the server down at 6:31pm. Almost 5.5 hours later at 11:51pm power was finally restored. Source point to another famous Michigan downpour that happned just prior to the outage.
User Comments for 05-17-2006:
Damn you power outage! You almost made me sleep at the office!
Chris
your server sucks the big 11111
saleen cougar

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-13-2006 May Barn LAN View Webcam for 05-13-2006 5 COMMENTS
The idea of a LAN party in my barn continues to be unrealized due to 40 degree weather and heavy rain today. We opted for a dryer and warmer environment in the usual place instead. Not many photos this time, but the ever popular LAN Video turned out as entertaining as ever.
User Comments for 05-13-2006:
Umm... the LAn video is a dead link
Excelcier
I hate dead links
Grumpy Smurf
I like DEAD SMURFS!
Gargamel
Go ahead and kill me. I live in a village of 99 men and 1 woman! It sucks! She's loose as a goose!
Grumpy Smurf
Fixed the link for Excelcier, all pretty now.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-12-2006 PROTON Connection Outage View Webcam for 05-12-2006 NO COMMENTS
From 1:07pm through 2:42pm today this server was offline. Initially suspecting a power outage I found that the webcam and weather station had both continued recording through the outage. According to Brighthouse the outage was caused by my cable modem "experiencing issues with the cable network. Subscribers in the affected area(s) may experience a loss of connectivity, usually indicated by flashing modem lights and/or a loss of video service." So that cleared it up for me.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-09-2006 Am I A Lush? View Webcam for 05-09-2006 4 COMMENTS
A recent conversation with Enorym brought this question up. Only the public knows the real answer.

(10:36:02) enorym: So...do you go to the bar alot now? alot of your entries have alot to do with you going to the bar and its funny every pic I see of you...ya have a beer in your hand or in your mouth
(10:39:21) AtomicInternet: REALLY? Hmm, not so much
(10:40:13) enorym: http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/photos/LISAcondo/tn/DSCN2380.JPG
(10:40:30) AtomicInternet: Oh yeah, I'm all about the liquor. that's actually rootbeer, Lisa has corrupted me much like your woman has corrupted you into elevator phone calls.
(10:41:17) enorym: makes you look like a lush lol
(10:42:50) enorym: Brad: "After showing it off at a local bar I went to Lisa's to discover the face was as temporary as her anger once it washed off."
(10:46:20) AtomicInternet: HA!
(10:46:24) AtomicInternet: You've found me out! I'm an alcoholic, that's how I deal with the pain of Michigan
(10:48:25) enorym: hahah
(10:48:32) enorym: better post this in your blog
(10:48:38) enorym: this entire conversation
(10:48:51) AtomicInternet: of course!
(10:48:54) AtomicInternet: posting now…
User Comments for 05-09-2006:
It's almost as popular as the Holograms and Milran conversation however you’re not quite there... http://stavos.homeip.net/condemned/holograms.html
Stavos
You are a lush, too bad you can't handle anything other then girly drinks.
Morlock Prime
OMG HALARIOUS!
enorym
OMG HALARIOUS!
enorym

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