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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-27-2005 Redford House for Sale View Webcam for 04-27-2005 11 COMMENTS
My old house is once again for sale, following the request for an early rental termination by my renters. Should the house sell, their rent is terminated. Until then, I'm getting paid to sell a house. With prime selling season coming up I can't be too upset about this turn of events. I also can't say I'm surprised, as the math freaks who stalk me already created a formula to predict this outcome. They factored in Redford Grill, the big move, the false sale and the dead guy and got a 67% probability of this happening. It seems impressive now, but they also calculated a 13% probability of Nukie coming back and doing a dance on the roof, burning it to the ground. While highly unlikely, it would have opened up alot more marketing opportunities.
BUY MY HOUSE!
User Comments for 04-27-2005:
paint it pink and purple and i'll take it!
Stavos
Move it to Canada and I'll take it!
Excelcier
ebay your house.... hmmm wonder how much the shipping would be for that?
Stavos
I would except that would be such a long drive for work for ang and I.
Kevin McCollum
Man it trips me out when you post. A guy here at work is also named Kevin McCollum. You get your MTX car yet?
AtomicInternet
No, i'm the real Kevin McCollum
The Real Kevin McCllum
I hate pink and purple and canada
I hate math freaks
Grumpy Smurf
I hate Nukie
Gargamel
meow meeeowwwww!
Azrael
OOOh I'll get you Smurfs if it's that last thing I do!
Gargamel pt. 2

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-22-2005 Preventing Comment Spam View Webcam for 04-22-2005 11 COMMENTS
Two updates ago I got my very first comment spam. Since I wrote my own blog program I was surprised how easily they picked up on which form to submit on the page. It was exciting for a whole two days and then instantly annoying. Whoever writes these comment spambots must have them cranking away as fast as the machines bandwidth/processor allows. There are all kinds of methods of stopping these things, but most lean toward blocking IP's or requiring a login. Both options were not something I wanted to do, so instead I decided to just block spam comments. I figure these spambots all want you to click on a link, so from now on if a comment contains "<", ">", or "http" you'll get an alert message requesting removal of these key characters. Try it out, it's fun! Only time will tell if my technique is effective.
User Comments for 04-22-2005:
h t t p ://
zac
Bested!
AtomicInternet
I hate to say it but i just got a link through. Sorry about it. It was just a test
tim
Don't be sorry man, this is gold! Now www., .com, .net, and .org will be added to the block list.
AtomicInternet
htt p: //ww w.detroitarchive.c om I am Spam KING!
Stavos
check out Mr. Hotelling's posts on comment spam. htt p://george.hotelling.ne t/90percent/metablogging/more_on_comment_spam_and_more_parenthetical_remarks.php
gabe
www.radonbrothers.com
tim
if you ask nice enough i can make you an auto-image generator with funky text and lines.... you can put the image next to name and email boxes... move the button to the right and put another box for people to key in the image text
Your Name
oh yeah that above comment was from me
PuckPuck
I say keep the comment spams let them breed and run free as they were meant to be!
Stavos
I don't get it. Can you show me an example?
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-21-2005 PROTONX Connection Outage View Webcam for 04-21-2005 5 COMMENTS
BrightHouse Repair Excelcier alerted me to the outage at 11:13am today, which was just before lunch so I decided to stop by the house and find out what happened. As you can see from the photo, BrightHouse was already working on it. I decided to yell obscenities and make idle threats anyways since it was such a nice day. They didn't seem to mind. I'm not sure when the problem will be resolved, but when you read this you'll know. All hosted sites are unavailable, but the GnomeCam and BlackNova continue to update.
Outage Time: 11:13am - 1:23pm.
User Comments for 04-21-2005:
Well I got a Spam comment at 1:23pm, but I guess it didn't actually come back full time until 2:23pm
AtomicInternet
DOH!!!!!!! Damn service companies...
Excelcier
I see you slacked off at home at lunch for 25 minutes! Nice car.... hehehe
Excelcier
Fabulous Spam. I know what I'm doing tonight.
AtomicInternet
Spam - Its not just for dinner anymore.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-18-2005 Windows 2003 SP1 Installed View Webcam for 04-18-2005 12 COMMENTS
Generic MS ArtworkTonight I installed Service Pack 1 on this server and so far no conflicts/blowups. It is basically the Windows 2003 version of WinXP SP2, with a few extra server-specific enhancements. One of these enhancements is the Security Configuration Wizard which gives you a step-by-step tutorial on how to create (and apply) a security policy. Of course I blindly ran it and locked down everything I don't use, and after 15 minutes of poking around I can't find anything that doesn't work. Now the magic of SP1 is on this server, and you can once again rest peacefully until the next major upgrade. Consequently, if you find something broken, yell at me.
User Comments for 04-18-2005:
IT WORKED! But I'm still yelling at you.
Ex
Come on now
emaN ruoY
what the fun in that? I wanted to hack your box damn it
Stavos
No worries Stavos, even with the SP1 megasheild installed you can probably still hack it :)
Brian
I get hacked frequently. They remind me of the days of my BBS when I gave everyone admin access.
AtomicInternet
id stay away from brads box you dont know where its been
R1OT
Wow, my very first comment spammer! Time for a fancy image creation routine! Spammer IP: 85.65.41.238
AtomicInternet
In the BBS days we were SYSOPS, not admins. Get it right
tim
Once they start they never go away!
Stavos
brad, in virginia spammers can get thrown in jail for 9 years http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4426949.stm
Zac
Most spammers live in Africa, or the UK and they don't have any laws yet for spamming
Stavos
that sucks
zac

Rating: 3.67 - Link to this Article 04-17-2005 Potawatomi Bike Trail View Webcam for 04-17-2005 3 COMMENTS
Keith and I went for our second mountain biking excursion of the year today and decided to hit Potawatomi bike trail which is normally reserved for mid to end of the year. Thirty minutes into the trail we remembered why we save it for later in the year. There are at least 3 hills that are impossible to climb unless you are Lance Armstrong, and most of the other hills are almost as difficult. The 50 degree grade alone is tough, but you also get roots and rocks to manuver around while you struggle to get up them. The plus side is the downhills, which have 1-4 foot dropoffs at regular intervals making for some good jumps. It took almost 3 hours to get through it, but only 1.5 hours of that was actual biking. The other half of the time we were laying on the ground recovering. Next time I'll have a video camera on my helmet so I can sell the bloopers on ebay.
User Comments for 04-17-2005:
Do you need a guy to tag along with you that doesn't have a bike? You know what commerical I'm talking about....
Stavos
Oh man! WHAT A GREAT IDEA! DO IT!!
tim
I now have a bike, it's wheels are way to small so it's MOD time!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-13-2005 Media Center PC for Sale View Webcam for 04-13-2005 6 COMMENTS
My Media Center PC Experiment ended in a flop. The highest bid was $400 which was $150 less than what I paid to build it. If you've always wanted one, but were afraid to ask, I can part with it for the at-cost price of $550. If not, expect to see it up on e-bay again with more pizzaz and less initial bidding price. I'm confident there's untapped potential here.
Link to Details
User Comments for 04-13-2005:
I think the core problem is that the only people that use Media Center PC's are geeks. And geeks are the people who can figure out how to build it for $550 versus buying it.
Brian
True, I was trying to tap into the TIVO market which will pay more for not having to figure it out.
AtomicInternet
I found your problem. You need a Phantom case, people are attracted to blinking lights
Stavos
I will keep your media pc in mind. That is a good deal
kevin mccollum
How about you come over here and tivo me baby
Jason
Get rid of the Crashes, Glitches pic in the add... I'm sure it doesn't help :)
PuckPuck

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-12-2005 Out of Space! View Webcam for 04-12-2005 5 COMMENTS
Space HogThe "Current Server Status" window on the right tracks various parameters on this server. One of them is free disk space and it has shrunk below the 8% warning level a few times in the past month. Each time I was able to delete a few things and bring it back. This time I have a big chunk I plan to get rid of, but I think these are signs it's time for a bigger drive. I've been watching for a sub-$50 100GB+ IDE HDD's but haven't seen any without using 5 rebates. If you have one laying around you can part with (yes, I'm sure everyone does) shoot me an email.
User Comments for 04-12-2005:
OOPs! I'll start deleting my terrabytes of $hit to help out.
Excelcier
Holy crap, now I know how to get 10GB+ back at the drop of a hat.
AtomicInternet
Now you're at 8.25 Gb free.. within 10 mins you went from like 3 Gb to 15Gb, back down to 8.... ???
Excelcier
I've got tons of hardware laying around. Come get me at work and I'll tell you want I have.
brain
I have a BIG HARD DRIVE waiting for you baby
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-09-2005 Star Wars Monopoly View Webcam for 04-09-2005 9 COMMENTS
Lomar and Angela came over for a round of Star Wars Monopoly lastnight. Don't let the box or photos fool you, it's completely different than normal Monopoly. Different enough that was I confused and disoriented allowing Lomar to win the game. Had it been classic Monopoly I would have emerged as the clear dominator. On a side note, make sure you listen to the latest plasmateam song, it's metarelaxiawesome.
User Comments for 04-09-2005:
You're a sore loser.
tim
The force wasn't with you
Stavos
Star Wars Trivia Pursuit is more fun.
Excelcier
I'll own anyone in Star Wars Trivia Pursuit, I can re-site all of "Empire strikes back" if you put it on mute. Ya i have no life.
Stavos
Ummm... same here..
Ex
here's a little starwars test for you Ex. What scene didn't they put into SWESB in the Hoth base that C-3PO was going to trick the storm troopers to enter a certain room. What was in the room? Another test in Return of the jedi. what flaw is there on the emperor when he's sitting in his tower chair talking thru most of the movie?
Stavos
C-3PO was going to rip off a sign from a door with Wampas in it hoping the stormtroopers will enter the room. The second one I'm not sure on.
Ex
Your all nuts! Star Wars Monopoly was the best especially with crazy Brad!
Missy!
Well done Ex. the 2nd one is a bit harder. After filming all the Emperor's shots Lucas notice a small area on the right of the Emperors face that was showing human skin, the makeup didn't cover everything and would have been clearly visiable during a large screen. So Lucas had an animated floating black box cover the right side of the Emperors face. Whats funny is it's never been fixed in the 2 revisions and now it's even clearer to see it in the DVD.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-08-2005 All About Duane View Webcam for 04-08-2005 7 COMMENTS
Almost a month ago, Duane wrote an article that moved me in the appreciation of a good friend who I've taken for granted way. When I first started working with Duane we quickly realized we shared the same twisted sense of humor and appreciation for computers and motor sports. At the time I was just getting into my car and had a pretty sad web site. His Impreza had just been run off the road by an SUV and he was driving his 89 Firebird with side pipes. Both of these cars fascinated me because they were so different than what I had ever been exposed to. At the time, Subaru was a rare brand and most 89 firebirds had long ago lost their side pipes. I found this attraction to oddball vehicles refreshing and thoroughly enjoyed the animated "moving car" icon on the dash of his Subaru to indicate he was indeed driving.
Duane had been working on web sites longer than anyone else I had met and consequently launched me out of the stone age in terms of web design. Some of his initial work involved the Amiga community which was at the time a thriving computer platform for multimedia. He quickly became a well-known and respected name in the late 90's for the platform, and to this day gets correspondences from people needing help with this now unfortunately neglected platform. This passion for his work motivated me, and when he discovered table-less designs using strict XHTML and CSS I jumped on board without hesitation. He made easy examples to follow and helped get me up and running. It fueled the separation of logic and presentation that first attracted me to ASP.net, a product of the evil empire that is designed from the ground up to completely separate the two.
His passion is contagious, especially with the Macintosh platform. He single handedly supports the growing Macintosh community at work, and has convinced those around him it is the platform of choice for front-end web development. Judging by the results I'm forced to agree it is the best system for the job (I had traumatic experiences supporting early MacOS machines). Plus they have great places to hide slim jims while they dry to a brittle stick.
Our preference in cars and computers are in heavy contrast, but we clearly share the same passion. With someone of such strong convictions, disagreements are inevitable, but in a world where many people are content to live their lives in the status quo Duane trusts his instincts and experiences to make his own path. This self-confidence is something I envy, as I sometimes attach myself to the popular method rather than the right method. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sprinkler to jump through.
Old Time Web Design
User Comments for 04-08-2005:
Wow, man... I'm touched... and not the regular harrasment kind. Thanks for the kind words. Your monthly friendship payment is in the mail.
Duane
You should marry him.
tim
Ya forget Melissa, Duanes more your type.
Stavos
I'm already married to Joseph, otherwise I'd entertain the idea.
AtomicInternet
Gag
Excelcier
Buy a mac mini, and you will experience "everything" Duane has to offer. I did. mmmmm..
brian
That's Missy! Just wait Stavos!
Missy!

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-07-2005 Movie Night View Webcam for 04-07-2005 2 COMMENTS
An Englishman, an Indian, and 6 Caucasians united in the common goal of entertainment lastnight. The goal was achieved through finishing the remaining LAN party beer and enjoying the cinema classic of Eurotrip. One caucasian managed to finish 15 of said beers in less than 3 hours, and was still coherent afterwards. Unfortunately movie night was a long time coming, and wound up occuring in spring rather than the dead of winter as originally planned, thus the next event will center on outside BBQ and possibly projector screenings.
User Comments for 04-07-2005:
I do not recall any mention or invite of said movie night.....
Excelcier
Yeah me either. I would have made a special trip up. Screw you you jerk.
tim

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