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My old house is once again for sale, following the request for an early rental termination by my renters. Should the house sell, their rent is terminated. Until then, I'm getting paid to sell a house. With prime selling season coming up I can't be too upset about this turn of events. I also can't say I'm surprised, as the math freaks who stalk me already created a formula to predict this outcome. They factored in Redford Grill, the big move, the false sale and the dead guy and got a 67% probability of this happening. It seems impressive now, but they also calculated a 13% probability of Nukie coming back and doing a dance on the roof, burning it to the ground. While highly unlikely, it would have opened up alot more marketing opportunities.
BUY MY HOUSE!