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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-13-2003 Festival of Lights! View Webcam for 12-13-2003 3 COMMENTS
Melissa and I went to the Wayne County Lightfest tonight. The line wound around Hines drive for a total of a half-hour wait to get to the beginning. While we were waiting in line, we estimated 4 cars a minute were going through @ $5/car, so $1200/hour for 5 hours = $6,000 a night. We considered robbing the ticket booth, but decided to just pay up instead. We were greeted by two soldiers guarding an archway of light that looked better than the photo. Next was a jewish holiday scene, crazy hockey skier things and some kind of barn. There were alot more, but those are the only photos that showed up well. We got a lot of video as well, such as: lake monster, golfer, frog jump, elf, train, santa and reindeer, jumping reindeer and happy holidays. Alas, it was time to say goodbye to the lightfest. We both left feeling changed, and wishing for $6,000.
User Comments for 12-13-2003:
Wow now I don't have to go and waist $5. I seen it all in the comfort of my computer! Can't wait for next year!
stavos
Waste. Waist is a part of your body.
Speak 'n Spell
According to Microsoft Waist is spelled right therefore it's not spelled wrong.
Microsoft - Clippy

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-12-2003 The Engagement (and I helped!) View Webcam for 12-12-2003 5 COMMENTS
Lastnight I arrived at my associate Steve's new house and began lighting candles. I'm sure the neighbors (and their dog) were convinced I was trying to burn the place down, but in reality I was setting a scene. I quickly iced some champagne and left the house at 7:27:04 pm Redford Standard Time. For the next half hour I sat parked in the YWCA parking lot across the street from his house playing "Bejewled" in my truck. I glanced occasionally to see if his house was on fire, which I'm sure prompted many discussions within the YWCA involving calls to the police. Fortunately I was either agreed to be harmless or the Redford Police were busy elsewhere. Finally, at exactly 8:04:05 pm RST I saw Steve's Taurus pull into his driveway. I eventually convinced myself there was no fire and left them to do whatever newly engaged people do. Congratulations Steve and Candy: You can read all about it at DetroitArchive.com.
User Comments for 12-12-2003:
Instead of starting a networking company, you should start a Engagement consultant company. Isn't this the 2nd one you did already? Anyways Thanks for your help Mr. Atomic.
Stavos
I do believe this is number 2. ;-) You do good work. Congrats, Steve!
Ddub
lol im trying to figure out when Brad is gonna tie the knot. me i will never get married. women are evil to me
zac
The Photos will be back up once my site goes back online on Saturday Dec 17th
Stavos
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-11-2003 Undercover Story View Webcam for 12-11-2003 NO COMMENTS
My friend Joseph recently took part in an undercover experiment. His results were educational, so I thought I would share them.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-09-2003 PROTONX: ISP Outage View Webcam for 12-09-2003 NO COMMENTS
Apparently the entire Road Runner network was down for about an hour from 2:30 - 3:30pm. Webcam and blacknova were unaffected aside from the unavailability.

Status Start Date (EST) Notes
Red 12/9/2003 2:28 PM Road Runner is currently experiencing issues with Internet connectivity. Subscribers in the affected area(s) may have no connection to the Internet or latency/slow connectivity. Our engineers are working quickly to resolve this issue. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-08-2003 Happy Birthday to Me View Webcam for 12-08-2003 4 COMMENTS
Another year and another birthday. This year, as always, I turned 19 today. My dad stopped by and gave me a really cool pen along with some personalized towels. Melissa's parents got me a tuke and shirt and Melissa got me a towel, spongebob shirt, laundry hamper, and some socks. Later on, Steve stopped by with 50 DVD-R's (a practical gift for nerds). I also got an Xmas CD and baloon animal kit from my mom, along with a swing CD from Melissa. The celebration of aging is complete.
User Comments for 12-08-2003:
Happy birthday playa! (Your DHTML comments too is cool, too.)
DDub
I meant "tool is cool"... but you should be used to hearing that from me.
DDub
Happy Bday!
ZAc
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-07-2003 Holiday Decoration Day View Webcam for 12-07-2003 1 COMMENT
Last year I assembled a giant inflatable snowman to try and become the most obnoxious person on my block. Since this had no noticeable effect on my neighbors, I decided to expand my arsenel of decorations to a row of lighted candy canes. Melissa donated roof lights and an elf ladder to bring us up a level. I'm quite satisfied with the results, and my neighbors continue to wave and smile, so next year I'll have to get a family of inflatables and block the sidewalk with them. We also put up our big and small christmas trees. Once again, the remaining gnome approved.
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-05-2003 Gnome Napper Caught on Tape! View Webcam for 12-05-2003 5 COMMENTS
An exciting new development in the investigation into Myrone the Gnome's disapperance! Using the JWEC4000 computer, I was able to interpolate between the 12:05pm and 12:10pm images from the day of the kidnapping. What I found was astonishing! What has been estimated as 12:07pm, we can clearly see NukieTM from the movie "Nukie!©TM" stealing Myrone during his regular escapes from stock footage NASA engineers. I can only assume the failure of his movie, and subsequent lack of action figures made him jealous of the Gnome mega star, and the kidnapping was simply a crime of passion. I have enlisted the help of Tiko and Toki along with the talking monkey to track down NukieTM before his river of snot suffocates Myrone.
Nukie Takes the Gnome!
User Comments for 12-05-2003:
LOL, your going insane!
Stavos
You're, not your. Do i hear an amen?
tim
Thats they way we say it in Redford, y'all!
Stavos
Ya'all in Redford is ignorant hahaha.
tim
Rumor has it they're making a Nukie II "the revenge of the snot!"
Director of Nukie

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-04-2003 Netcraft Server Statistics View Webcam for 12-04-2003 2 COMMENTS
While looking at my webbot report, I noticed the "Netcraft Web Server Survey" webbot. Curious, I searched on google and found them. Unlike most bots that search content, this bot searches for what serves the content. This allows them to create a sampling graph representative of market share for various server platforms. They apparently catalog this information since they have my software history for this server on file. A neat tool to discover what a particular site is (and has) been running on.
User Comments for 12-04-2003:
Why do you have two? American Registry for Internet Numbers & Road Runner
Stavos
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-03-2003 Myrone the Gnome Kidnapped! View Webcam for 12-03-2003 10 COMMENTS
The fraternity of my two web gnomes was shattered today at 12:10pm. Myrone the Gnome is now missing in action. Butt the Gnome has been bolted to the handrail ever since he was kidnapped and then returned, having been violated. Myrone, however, had no such protection. His vulnerability was exploited, and his whereabouts are unknown. Having been a kidnapping victim himself, Butt is leading the investigation into his disappearance. If you have any information leading to the apprehension of this perpetrator, please forward it to buttthegnome@nuclearfusion.org. Below is the evidence accumulated thus far.
12:05pm 12:10pm
BEFORE AFTER
User Comments for 12-03-2003:
WTF! WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!
tim
Refer to 10/30/2003 in the News Archives. I predicted the Gnome-napping! However I would never do such a sick thing...
Stavos
Using my trained eyes, I noticed that the other gnome has not moved an inch. Now that reduces the suspects to only people that know that the Gnome that was taken was the only one not bolted down!, and if they didn't know that the other one was bolted down, there's a good chance they would of tried to take that gnome too! The result would of been a slight move in the left Gnome! Confused!? good so am I!... I say you report it to the Redford police.
Stavos
I suggest 3 min captures for added security...
Stavos
I have started an Online Investigation Team "OIT" to Investigate possible suspect's. The team consists of two members: Myrone, Tim. possible suspects in mind: Steven the stealer AKA Stavos: Since he posted this "The bright side is we get paid rent, which will help out a lot in the necessities: Cable internet, network hardware, tools, gnomes, etc." on his web page I have been speculating he would be attempting a gnome napping. DUANE LINGENFELTER: Speedy autoxing skills up and down that driveway and he never gets caught on tape. Keith Weinbaulm: Sneaky suspecious who else knows more about brads camera timeing. If you have any information pretaining to the missing gnome please email enorym@aaahawk.com
Myrone
Your investigation is entertaining but flawed. If you remember correctly I was talking to you at 11-1pm EST. And i meant I would buy a GNOME with the extra money, that's why it's in that sentence. The only suspects would be Sean or Corey.
Stavos
In fact Corey just recently lost his car and I bet he Gnomenapped the Gnome and is trying to sell it on the black market to get his car back! Cased solved
Stavos
Return Myrone the Gnome NOW or face the WRATH of Brad's girlfriend!!
Brad's Girlfriend
^ She's not joking either : /
Stavos
[Q] I suggest 3 min captures for added security... - Stavos [/Q] i think you should make it into a live web cam, that would be ideal
Zac

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-02-2003 New ASP.net Photo Engine View Webcam for 12-02-2003 6 COMMENTS
I've completed installing a new photo album engine, and finally got my photos added and organized. I considered creating my own album program, but this one does everything I need (and more) and is written in ASP.net, which I've been wanting to play around with for awhile now. The application is called nGallery and the author released it as open source, which means I can (and have) tweaked the code. If you spend any time looking at this you'll notice it's sssllloooowwww. My first goal is to optimize the thumbnail creation/caching procedure, then add MySQL support (currently only works with XML and MS SQL). The nice thing about open source is that there are most likely already a dozen or so people working on these changes.
User Comments for 12-02-2003:
Be the coolest Photo Album ever, if it was faster. No reason why it should be going that slow.
Stavos
Perhaps for these comments, when you click the Submit button, when it says "your comment has successfully been entered" you should put a 3 sec delay redirect in there, less clicks the better!
Stavos
Perhaps you should use Gallery, which nGallery apparently ripped much functionatlity from.
penishead
huh?
Stavos
That would be the legend that is bdowney. Everybody has Gallery and I wanted to be different. I wasn't patient enough to be unique, just different.
AtomicInternet
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