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Our trip to the Schmieders began innocently enough, a relaxing hour drive up north where people are easygoing and life is simpler. We started the visit off right watching their dog
play in the baby pool, and letting Lila crawl around an old van seat. Next we visited a lake, got some ice cream, went to a park and finally participated in some barbecue.
Then Lila discovered the mailbox and forced me to
put her in it. I told her several times Lisa would be upset with me but she wouldn't accept no for an answer so I had to oblige, and sure enough Lisa yelled at me and called me stupid immediately. Oh well, at least Lila had fun.
Today Lisa and I decided to take a trip to the
Art on the Grand event in downtown Farmington. After dumping Lila off at her grandpas, Lisa surprised me and agreed to
ride the motorcycle to the event. I did my best to call attention to myself and the hot chick passenger behind me, and I'm sure to have made more than a few men jealous. Upon arriving I also convinced Lisa to keep her jacket on thus converting the event into escorting a hot biker chick around. I also used some Pavlovian encouragement buying her some jewelry in the hopes she'll equate riding the motorcycle with free gifts. I'll have to see how that investment pans out in the future. I also managed to score the
perfect photo to represent my best facial features.
At lunch today I was greeted by
hot laps in an F1 car being offered for what I presumed was a promotional event related to the
Detroit Grand Prix going on at Belle Isle this week. I thought nothing more of it until Senator Kelley applied the
necessary enhancements
to find the real truth. It was
yet another Chip Foose starstruck glamor love-in, as most unexplained gatherings are. How he
managed to conceal himself so well is a mystery to me, but if I wasn't so ignorant of his status I might have had a better chance of spotting him.
Desperate for cheevos, I bought an HTC Surround with no service
more than a year ago as Verizon had no interest in Windows Phone after the
Kin fiasco. Good thing I did, as it was a full 7 months and hundreds of cheevos later that they finally released the
HTC Trophy which was already a year old on release. Now almost
9,000 cheevos richer Verizon claims it will be fully
on board with Windows Phone 8 which I can safely assume will further my addiction using some up-to-date hardware. My now 1 year old (technically 2) Trophy is showing it's age next to
my precious and I need a new mobile device to obsess over.
Way back in March, I bought
Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City pulled in by the 4 player co-op campaign. I quickly learned 4 player co-op is worthless without any friends, and the game gathered dust until a few days ago when
Tigerbomb took pity on me and picked up a discounted copy (discounted because the game is horrible). The crappy gameplay and objective guessing game made for some great fun bashing the game. Clearly Capcom threw this out to tide over RE fans waiting for RE6 with a few tidbits of Resident Evil universe, but not enough that you won't buy RE6 when it comes out. Eventually we got stuck in a clown-car scene we were supposed to just run past, but didn't realize we had to run past it for at least an hour. It was during this time Tigerbomb uttered the best line of the night, while being attacked in an alleyway I offered assistance and he replied "it's a hentai rape fest in here, don't bother. There's tentacles everywhere" after which I laughed so hard I died (in game).
My most fond childhood memories are family trips to Cocoa Beach, Florida. That city will always have a special place in my heart, so I thought it high time Lila experienced the beach for herself. Unfortunately my wife refuses to move somewhere with palm trees, sunny beaches and no snow which leaves us with the Metroparks beach that I'll rate at 1/20th the awesome factor of my favorite city on earth. Despite 5% of full power, Lila still managed to
have a blast and happily explored the sand while the other kids hopefully inspired her to start walking full time.
Yes it's true, against my better judgement I bought Facebook stock today. My order took almost 10 minutes to go through and didn't place till it was $40 and so far today it's already down to $36 so not the most wise investment I've ever made. I told myself I wasn't going to do it, and since TomTom harped about it I'll use him as my excuse, but in reality it was my sick dream of riding the Zuckerberg success train to wealth. Figures the only major Internet IPO I get in on is the one that bombs horribly. Maybe in a few years I'll read this and laugh because the stock still isn't above $40.
In the run up to E3 2012, Lila was
hopeful she might attend this year and I felt bad breaking the news to her that I would not be going this year.
Initially upset, I quickly handed her my phone and she started getting me
Windows Phone cheevos which always calms her down. I explained how the flight and
hotel simply weren't worth the hours of standing in line while everyone back home learned the exact same news as me at the exact same time. Once was enough for me, and the payoff isn't worth the hassle.
Now that
Minecaft for Xbox 360 has finally released, Team Awesome Sauce immediately purchased and began playing it. I've heard rumors the game existed before this Xbox version, but since I can safely assume there were no Xbox Achievements associated with it I don't bother confirming or denying such things. Having never played the game before, I mindlessly did whatever Marco told me, Steve and TomTom built a secret lair and Pyro was stuck in a hole the entire time. With over half the achievements completed in one session, it will be interesting to see how long it holds our attention.
Lastnight as I was putting Lila to sleep, she laid down with her butt in the air as usual ready to fall asleep. As I was about to leave she stood up and grabbed her blanket and looked at me
as if to say "You forgot to put the blanket on me idiot!" I rectified the situation and she resumed her sleeping. Can't beat being corrected by a 1.2 year old; I of course immediately cried like a happy tween girl for 15 minutes afterwards.
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Our trip to the Schmieders began innocently enough, a relaxing hour drive up north where people are easygoing and life is simpler. We started the visit off right watching their dog
play in the baby pool, and letting Lila crawl around an old van seat. Next we visited a lake, got some ice cream, went to a park and finally participated in some barbecue.
Then Lila discovered the mailbox and forced me to put her in it. I told her several times Lisa would be upset with me but she wouldn't accept no for an answer so I had to oblige, and sure enough Lisa yelled at me and called me stupid immediately. Oh well, at least Lila had fun.
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