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E3 was definitely a unique experience. While I didn't have a press badge and couldn't get into the press briefings, the show floor was pretty amazing. Aside from hands-on demos though, everything I saw was already online before I saw it. Any game that was decent had at least an hour wait, with Battlefield 3 taking 6 hours for 15 minutes of gameplay (which was worth it) so it wasn't really a VIP-style event either. If I had a press pass it may have been more epic but I'm not planning on making the trip next year, I think one trip a lifetime is sufficient. Despite my best efforts, I was unable to touch MajorNelson or any other ranking Xbox official, but I did manage to break the Forza 4 demo machine and took an excessive amount of booth babe photos in my 3 day adventure. I was disappointed with the Wii U (as are investors apparently as Nintendo stock dropped 10% after the reveal) but everything else was sufficiently amazing to make the trip worth it. I highly recommend anyone making the trip locate and avoid "loserville" though, usually off in a corner it's where the tiny companies are sectioned off into and they tend to attack anyone that gets near them in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.
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User Comments for 06-09-2011:
You provided ample coverage sir, but you took the mystery out of the event. I thank you for the photo of the Minecraft booth.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-03-2011 Haus of Myrn View Webcam for 06-03-2011 1 COMMENT
Myrn It's been over two years since my last visit to Myrn Halaraiaous McBagaltoff Bagalay so I was long overdue in the sex bed. Upon arrival, I was accosted by a hooded Myrn and the Ninja, who then immediately delivered me to the nearest In-And-Out as the California visitors handbook dictates. Filled with west coast exclusive greasy goodness, we settled into a routine of landmark visits including the Winchester Mystery House, Frys Electronics and Jollibee in San Jose (so now I DO know the way to San Jose). Next up was a San Francisco trip to Pier 39 utilizing the abundant public transportation. A stop at the seals convinced us we needed to explore the docked submarine and liberty ship nearby, after which Myrn mentioned Castro street causing me to immediately board the first train out of San Francisco. Shockingly, Idiocracy was never played in the house of Myrn so after correcting that mistake it was off to LA for E3.
User Comments for 06-03-2011:
You must consume In & out food in the first 5hrs of entering the Westcoast or you'll begin to stop breathing the liberal air.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-29-2011 Verizon WP7 At Last View Webcam for 05-29-2011 2 COMMENTS
With Verizon finally releasing a Windows Phone 7 last week, I'm now officially a WP7 user rather than a wannabe wifi-only owner. Joseph, the only other WP7 user in the world, was pleased to hear it and sent me a virtual high-five to celebrate. I'm holding on to the old phone until WP7 gets angry birds (the last OS to get it) so Lisa has a dedicated device to earn me achievements, and not surprisingly both devices have almost identical performance as they're both the minimum required for the OS.
User Comments for 05-29-2011:
WTF no mention of the iPhone at all?
Stavos
You are finally cool again. ps - fix your comment form, i'm tired of deleting the text in them by hand
Keith Elder

Lawn ClownA mysterious clown appeared on my lawn today, and upon further inspection it seems to be a rare carnival game clown. How it arrived on my lawn I'm not sure, but I already feel more secure just knowing it's there, ever vigilant against the coming zombie apocalypse. After all; if your brain is wired to eat brains, seeing this clown might trigger a less violent memory and confuse you just long enough for me to end you with a baseball bat (while wearing plastic of course).
User Comments for 05-28-2011:
It's either your crazy neighbor or the sailing Morlock. Both fit the description.
Stavos
Shit! That's where I left it...
Excelcier
As a rule I don't touch things with clowns on them, I shoot them!
MorlockPrime

After nobody bought Brink, an awesome team game in my opinion (assuming you have a team to play with), I decided to go all in on Dirt 3. While the game reeked of Dirt 2, they did add a Gymkhana mode and slicked up the menus significantly while also de-clowning the events. The most significant feature I've found so far is uploading replays to YouTube which was immediately used to capture my luckiest save yet. Also of note: I suck at Gymkhana.
User Comments for 05-24-2011:
We are not entertained.
MorlockPrime
Dirt 3 smirt 3. It's just not the same since that guy died in a helicopter crash and now he's buried under dirt
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-21-2011 Rapture Audio Upgrade View Webcam for 05-21-2011 2 COMMENTS
After finding $200 Klipsch HD 300 speakers and a $200 Yamaha RX-V467 receiver I received Tigerbombs blessing and ordered both. While I didn't really need a new sound system, the $500 combined savings forced my hand. Of course Lisa was asleep/watching TV when they were delivered, and the UPS guy instead delivered them to Robbies house. That very instant I received an excited phone call demanding he perform the install and calibration, a request I dared not defy. Unbeknownst to me, my new receiver featured a YPAO mic that automatically calibrates speaker size, distance and sound pressure level. Once we finished replacing my pitiful 23 gauge speaker wire with new 14 gauge the mic did it's magic and now I apparently possess a pro audio system. Unfortunately for me I'm not an audiophile so I couldn't tell any difference other than it gets louder, a feature Lisa is particularly thrilled with.
User Comments for 05-21-2011:
I can claim witness to Lisa's love of a louder sound system. The baby, not so much.
MorlockPrime
Loud is GOOOOOD...
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-20-2011 Rapture Taco Night View Webcam for 05-20-2011 2 COMMENTS
Today being rapture eve, we decided to celebrate with a taco night at the Kelleys. It was an unusually beautiful day before the rapture, so we also decided to take one last walk around the block before retiring to Xbox and a movie. Steve also had the idea of selling his Trans Am since he wouldn't need it after being saved, jokes was on him though; the guy didn't bring any money and said he'd come back next week. Well played.
User Comments for 05-20-2011:
I'm quite sad you failed to mention that you didn't end up having to worry about the rapture since Randy Savage dropped some L-Bows on his homie HayZeus.
MorlockPrime
I think he was counting on the rapture as well, he just wanted a test drive. Atleast the chicken taco's were a success that night. BTW where's my X-Files dvd bitch!
Stavos

Now entering week 4, the Playtation Network outage warms the cockles of my heart more and more each day that it remains down. A particularly good cockle warmer is news of PS3 trade in programs kicking in at major retailers. I'm sure the die hard fanboys have no intention of trading in for a working online network, but if we can get our claws deep into the doubters we can grow our army significantly. The dream of a Playstation free world is looking like more of a possibility, and the day the overlords of Xbox will finally reveal their true plan is coming closer. I can only hope my wasted life of achievements will finally come to mean something.
User Comments for 05-15-2011:
Sony had to prove that when they said PS3 could do anything, they meant anything including not have a working network.
MorlockPrime
I laugh at all the 77 million people that had their CC exposed. This just proves that Sony fan boys will always stick to a crappy system even if they're live savings is exposed to hackers.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-12-2011 Officially E3 Official View Webcam for 05-12-2011 2 COMMENTS
I'm officially official for E3 this year. Having never attended before (and probably never again) I'm quite excited. I plan to get kicked out by the second day after harassing every major Xbox representative at which point I'll just loiter around the entrance screaming Xbox to everyone that walks by. I'm hoping for an announcement for the next Xbox (Nintendo already confirmed they are announcing) but I'm not holding my breath, they're making too much money on the current one. I'm pretty sure native 3D support will be announced, but that's not nearly as exciting. At least I'll be able to touch Major Nelson at some point, and that's worth a trip right there.
User Comments for 05-12-2011:
How long until you'll have touched most of his body?
MorlockPrime
Say hello to Notch from Mojang for me, he made ummm some xbox game yeah.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-08-2011 Baptism Time View Webcam for 05-08-2011 2 COMMENTS
Lila was baptized today by her grandfather, and for once I did not burst into flame upon entering the church. I can only assume Lisa made some deal for me before entering, or wearing a full suit successfully camoflauged me. Either way she is now saved, so she'll be with her mother after the rapture. That means I can dedicate 100% of my time to post-rapture Xbox until the end of days.
User Comments for 05-08-2011:
I really figured by now you'd have 100k. Alas, as of typing, you're only at 98,661. Weak.
MorlockPrime
I still think a virtual presence via webcam is enough to qualify for Godparents. But we'll be happy with iParents which allows webcams.
Stavos

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