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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-12-2011 Officially E3 Official View Webcam for 05-12-2011 2 COMMENTS
I'm officially official for E3 this year. Having never attended before (and probably never again) I'm quite excited. I plan to get kicked out by the second day after harassing every major Xbox representative at which point I'll just loiter around the entrance screaming Xbox to everyone that walks by. I'm hoping for an announcement for the next Xbox (Nintendo already confirmed they are announcing) but I'm not holding my breath, they're making too much money on the current one. I'm pretty sure native 3D support will be announced, but that's not nearly as exciting. At least I'll be able to touch Major Nelson at some point, and that's worth a trip right there.
User Comments for 05-12-2011:
How long until you'll have touched most of his body?
MorlockPrime
Say hello to Notch from Mojang for me, he made ummm some xbox game yeah.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-08-2011 Baptism Time View Webcam for 05-08-2011 2 COMMENTS
Lila was baptized today by her grandfather, and for once I did not burst into flame upon entering the church. I can only assume Lisa made some deal for me before entering, or wearing a full suit successfully camoflauged me. Either way she is now saved, so she'll be with her mother after the rapture. That means I can dedicate 100% of my time to post-rapture Xbox until the end of days.
User Comments for 05-08-2011:
I really figured by now you'd have 100k. Alas, as of typing, you're only at 98,661. Weak.
MorlockPrime
I still think a virtual presence via webcam is enough to qualify for Godparents. But we'll be happy with iParents which allows webcams.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-04-2011 Switched Off View Webcam for 05-04-2011 2 COMMENTS
For the last month, backups from all computers except two have been extremely slow, taking multiple days to complete (over a gigabit network). Netflix on my Media Center PC has also been exceptionally slow but the backup for that computer was normal speed. After reloading my home server and upgrading all NIC drivers I finally coorelated the fact that the two fast computers and the home server were on the same Netgear GS608 Switch. The switch was able to talk to every computer connected to it at full speed, but my new Cisco router baffled it. A temporary change to the 16 port LAN party switch fixed the problem, and a new Cisco switch is already on order. Let this be a lesson: the GS608 is racist.
User Comments for 05-04-2011:
"Oh switch off!" Who said that quote and from what exact movie and you might win an iPad2! ...Probably not though.
Stavos
I can tell by the massive amount of comments no one has even bothered to try googling it. You can't even give away an iPad2 these days...
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-30-2011 Babies Can't Drive View Webcam for 04-30-2011 1 COMMENT
Driving Baby After being assigned babysitting duties by the woman today, Lila and I were on our own. She immediately demanded I play Xbox for several hours followed by a trip to Burger King. Being a good father, I obliged on both accounts but drew the line when she asked to drive. I assured her she would inherit the Cougar just as soon as her feet could reach the pedals. Not satisfied, she tried a series of pulleys to work the pedals but finally conceded it just wasn't time yet.
User Comments for 04-30-2011:
I see she's very concerned about the mileage. I think she's on to your cluster swap!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-28-2011 Netflix Snafu View Webcam for 04-28-2011 1 COMMENT
After bending to the will of Lisa and her daily chore of watching TV all day, I activated a Netflix subscription of my very own. I previously used my dads account for free streaming to my computer and Xbox, but now we get actual movies on demand instead of hoping the one we want becomes available for download. The first movie shipped out in less than 2 days, but the second movie I get this notice which is baffling. While I'm sure Skyline will be a waste of 120 minutes, it's interesting it's so bad it shipped itself back. Serious baby is serious.
User Comments for 04-28-2011:
You keep soliciting phots of your daughter! You turned into that guy. Oh and welcome to the legit Netflix.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-28-2011 PSN is the suck View Webcam for 04-28-2011 1 COMMENT
With PSN being down for over a week now, some great material is surfacing, like this comic and this one. By far my favorite so far is the Kevin Butler parody which warms the cockles of my heart. Also of note: I'm not crossing my fingers that a similar fate won't happen to Xbox LIVE. I'd have some serious comeuppance if that were to happen.
User Comments for 04-28-2011:
You could always try Minecraft if Xbox Live goes down. We now have Cheevos!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-23-2011 Police Party View Webcam for 04-23-2011 2 COMMENTS
While assisting Ron with the emergence of his Cougar from my barn, but before winning a virtual shirt for a Guiness World Record, Lisa informed me of a gaggle of police forming in the new subdivision next to me. After the police tried to tell me I could not take their picture they were less than willing to tell me what had happened, but after reading this article I'm guessing it may be #4.
User Comments for 04-23-2011:
Time to print out a Photographers legal right document because Police can't legally tell you not to photograph in public area's.
Stavos
No link to said document Stavos? For shame.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-19-2011 Portal 2 Winners View Webcam for 04-19-2011 2 COMMENTS
Portal 2 Portal 2 released today and fortunately I suckered enough people into buying the Xbox version to get a 4-way co-op session going tonight. How do you do 4-way co-op on Portal 2? Start a party and pair off, then talk loudly over the other two people so nobody has any idea what's going on. With the Senator and Ron distracted with wife problems, James and I quickly passed them in progress and got 3/4 done before quitting. Graphics and gameplay are unquestionably superior, and the co-op mode is unbeatable. I of course did the obligatory apparel obsession and when combined with Stavos' mug formed the ultimate Portal nerd.
User Comments for 04-19-2011:
My partner left me. Canadians have commitment problems
Stavos
Good times, good times...
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-17-2011 Boat Launch View Webcam for 04-17-2011 2 COMMENTS
Boat Launch The now annual Morlock Boat Launch was restricted to local roads this year after last years highway debacle. The Morlock also decided to pay for a seasonal slip, meaning this was the only launch event of the year (and possibly ever, if he finds storage). It's a smart move for the Morlock, by not depending on me for transportation he can sneak off and harpoon Eloi from the boat without alerting me to his whereabouts. It was, of course, one of the windiest days of the year, and after the boat almost went adrift during launch, then crushed a few mooring poles, we finally made it to the slip mostly undamaged. You can read more about this exciting and daring edventure here.
User Comments for 04-17-2011:
Dolphin and Whale!?!
Stavos
The engine is still more than capable of starting poorly and dying on the slow down.
MorlockPrime

New Sink Sick of my two-tub sink and crappy faucet, I finally decided to upgrade to a single-tub with the cheapest faucet I could find. The entire procedure took place during a Star Trek: TNG marathon, so now I'll always think of Star Trek when I look at my sink. After discovering how easy it was to remove the old sink, I discovered the joys of pressure fittings and not-quite-long enough feed lines. 2 hours later the new sink was in and Star Trek was still on.
User Comments for 04-16-2011:
A single tear roles down my cheek from this very deep and emotional article, Now you need the blue LED for for the water to look like it's from TNG.
Stavos
He better get red and blue lights. Otherwise how will he ever know if it's hot or cold water!
MorlockPrime

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