After 2 years of asking for a subwoofer install, the cosmos finally aligned during a pumpkin smashing trial at the Morlocks and put Jeffords in close enough proximity to my barn during a warm enough day to activate the event. Although a full hour over my initial estimate, the Jeffords is now fully bass enabled, at least to the limit of his 150 watt subwoofer. Thanks to the Morlock and Canada who both lent a hand during the ordeal. Despite the lack of a dedicated subwoofer output on the radio head unit, it was a relatively straight forward procedure and the result is clearly the work of professionals.
After cheering my sister on in her 26.5 mile marathon I strolled through Fort and Griswold and stumbled upon this puzzling scene. Knowing there was no real police station in the area I immediately concluded it was a set for a movie. After asking a construction worker at the site he confirmed it's a set for the new Red Dawn with Chinese and Russians in the new version (instead of Cubans and Russians). The set looked awesome, and I'm proud to say my tax money helped pay for production. I just better get a free ticket out of it.
User Comments for 10-18-2009:
The only thing I can think that is worse then the Chiners & Russians invading Detroit would be the Canadians! What would the movie be called Maple dawn? Stavos
Wow ouch!! I bet someone wont like that comment very much!! Kudos to Steve though, quite funny!! CANDY
They were filming in Ferndale earlier... and didn't warn the residents that tanks might be coming down their street. I bet that made for some awesome 911 goodness. Would have been even better if commie tanks showed up in Howell without a heads-up. Duane
I officially belch at Stavos as a pre-programmed response to Candy's comment. Excelcier
Ron, you belch at a leaf blowing in the wind. Ironically even maple leafs. Stavos
A week vacation gave my co-workers plenty of time to desecrate my cube, but I never expected it to reach the degree that greeted me on my return. From pink purses to a pink poster board castle border, there was clearly over an hour of time invested in it. Respectful of the art, I continue to work at the desk as-is until it falls down on it's own.
User Comments for 10-13-2009:
I'd bet money it looked like that by your own hand. MorlockPrime
Last week Lisa lost her cruise ship virginity on Carnival Victory during the 2nd anniversary of our legally binding contract. The week long cruise included St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua and St. Kitts. It was a magical mystery cruise of waterfalls, rain forests, beaches and monkeys; stuffing my face with food the entire time. Even though it wasn't a Disney cruise, we spotted Wall-E loading shipping containers in Barbados and a tree monster in Dominica. We also met Chris Rock and Kanye West while at the beach. Who knew celebrities were so accessible in the Caribbean. Our return trip was far more exciting than the cruise as a mad dash to the airport resulted in missing our flight by one minute and resulted in a $800 return flight that I thoroughly enjoyed paying.
User Comments for 10-11-2009:
Not one link to "I'm on a boat". For shame. MorlockPrime
Hey I'm really happy you went on a cruise but my anniversary was cheaper! - Kanye West Stavos
Coolness on the celebs dude!
I miss cruising. We had a blast on our last cruise you with you too! Must make future plans Excelcier
After shipping a refurb Xbox 360 to Enorym, along with a follow up care package of my old HDD, HD cables and Stavos' old DiRT game I was finally able to add Mnstrtq as an Xbox friend. Words cannot describe the elation I experienced finally having a virtual representative of the friend who left me over 6 years ago back in my living room. His conclusion that the Xbox was a gift is amusing, and he seems to genuinely believe it. Clearly the subliminal programming from Microsoft was the real cause, and I've simply spread the disease like a virus to his house. Just another minion in the growing Xbox LIVE zombie army Microsoft is breeding for world domination.
User Comments for 10-01-2009:
FIRSTIES! I've already added him to my friends list. Now, I just need to play some games on the damn thing. Duane
I HATE YOU FOR THIS THING! IM TOTALY ADDICTED! Derryl and I finished more than half of Need for Speed Shift last night. enorym
It seems the 1 Xbox for every Myrone program was successful. Stavos
Doesn't that mean brad should have a free xbox coming his way as well? MorlockPrime
Does this mean virtual sex will soon commence?? Hopefully not! CANDY
My inability to laugh and move on when it comes to these types of music videos must be a neuron firing deficiency deep within my brain. The normal response is to watch it once (maybe twice) and move on with your life but I'm now on the 45th listen and can't stop. Same problem with on a boat, yip yips and hundreds of other memes intended for one or two playthroughs. On the plus side if I come up with a name for it I can use to get out of just about any responsibility.
He Puts It in the Wrong Place - Watch more Funny Videos
User Comments for 09-22-2009:
Oh this is 1000X more funny than "on a boat". Very worthy of a post I might add! Now put it on Facebook before I do! Oh and welcome to last week. Stavos
My inferiority to Duane and Stavos with regard to Xbox 360 HDD capacity is a thorn in my side no longer. Knowing a 20gb would have been fine for many more years, the need to feel equal to Duane and best Stavos became affordable at $60 for the 120gb drive. While the auction listed it as *new* I quickly discovered why it was $60, and am pretty sure it's just an old 20GB HDD case with a 120GB HDD thrown in. Despite the warning signs, I went ahead with the content transfer using my previously obtained content transfer cable and a little over an hour I was relevant again. With all the pirate signs on this adventure I'm sure I'll be in Xbox jail soon, but for now I have 80GB free for whatever strikes my fancy.
User Comments for 09-18-2009:
If you experience a Hard drive spinning for more then four hours seek medical help. 120gb hard drives aren't for everyone especially those with high blood pressure. If you have any sudden decrease in RPM's stop using your 120gb hard drive, call your administrator right away. When the moment is right you can be ready with a 120gb hdd. Stavos
When you own a 120gb hard drive make sure you operate with a buddy system. The 120gb hard drive should never be used without parental supervision if under the age of 18. Make sure all arms and legs are inside the width of your computer chair, and in the upright position. The 120gb hard drive is not for those with chronic heart disease. If you experience any light headedness, fatigue, headaches, diarhea, constipation, blurry vision, sore throat, gall bladder disease, or death please seek immediate medical assistance. CANDY
When last I spoke of fair DPFE, against engine bucking we laid our scene. But camshaft sensor was to blame, it made the engine run unclean. Poor DPFE was not at fault, but was replaced just the same. From forth the fatal loins of failed downstream pressure hose, a Differential Pressure Feedback EGR takes it's life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows does with it's death make noise of strife. The fearful owner hears from above,
and the continuance of unchecked hot exhaust gas rage, which, but the owners intervention, nought could remove, is now after two weeks of damage we set our stage; Found is poor DPFE, fraught with destruction that none would attend, what here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
User Comments for 09-16-2009:
I would have just sold the Cougar for $2,000 and take the bus. Stavos
Take the bus, or not to take the bus....that is the question! CANDY
Heck sell it and drive the ranger and bike full time. R1OT
Over 7 years ago I started belching out nonsense for the interwebs to enjoy. This belch marks my 1,000th during that time. While the Senator beat me to the big 1k, he did not get a giant red arrow pointing to the number like myself. Instead, a Google adsense funded party transpired, the likes of which will never be seen again. So rather than trying to top such an event, I decided to introduce a special edition Xbox 360 to commemorate the event instead. You're welcome, and I expect everyone to buy one.
User Comments for 09-15-2009:
So that big giant red arrow which I really do enjoy don't get me wrong will be pointing toward the Google search field below, once you write a new blog. I see your plan make people look at the Google site search so you get more Google adsense money to buy your new Xbox! Well played sir well played! Stavos
Again... Stavos beats me to it, but I concur. Epic fail B-rad. Your arrow points to the search, not the post stat. Hahaha. For that, I rate you LAME on this post. Excelcier
I'm just going to rate you lame because you're lame. MorlockPrime
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After 2 years of asking for a subwoofer install, the cosmos finally aligned during a pumpkin smashing trial at the Morlocks and put Jeffords in close enough proximity to my barn during a warm enough day to activate the event. Although a full hour over my initial estimate, the Jeffords is now fully bass enabled, at least to the limit of his 150 watt subwoofer. Thanks to the Morlock and Canada who both lent a hand during the ordeal. Despite the lack of a dedicated subwoofer output on the radio head unit, it was a relatively straight forward procedure and the result is clearly the work of professionals.
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