Last week Lisa lost her cruise ship virginity on Carnival Victory during the 2nd anniversary of our legally binding contract. The week long cruise included St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua and St. Kitts. It was a magical mystery cruise of waterfalls, rain forests, beaches and monkeys; stuffing my face with food the entire time. Even though it wasn't a Disney cruise, we spotted Wall-E loading shipping containers in Barbados and a tree monster in Dominica. We also met Chris Rock and Kanye West while at the beach. Who knew celebrities were so accessible in the Caribbean. Our return trip was far more exciting than the cruise as a mad dash to the airport resulted in missing our flight by one minute and resulted in a $800 return flight that I thoroughly enjoyed paying.
User Comments for 10-11-2009:
Not one link to "I'm on a boat". For shame. MorlockPrime
Hey I'm really happy you went on a cruise but my anniversary was cheaper! - Kanye West Stavos
Coolness on the celebs dude!
I miss cruising. We had a blast on our last cruise you with you too! Must make future plans Excelcier
After shipping a refurb Xbox 360 to Enorym, along with a follow up care package of my old HDD, HD cables and Stavos' old DiRT game I was finally able to add Mnstrtq as an Xbox friend. Words cannot describe the elation I experienced finally having a virtual representative of the friend who left me over 6 years ago back in my living room. His conclusion that the Xbox was a gift is amusing, and he seems to genuinely believe it. Clearly the subliminal programming from Microsoft was the real cause, and I've simply spread the disease like a virus to his house. Just another minion in the growing Xbox LIVE zombie army Microsoft is breeding for world domination.
User Comments for 10-01-2009:
FIRSTIES! I've already added him to my friends list. Now, I just need to play some games on the damn thing. Duane
I HATE YOU FOR THIS THING! IM TOTALY ADDICTED! Derryl and I finished more than half of Need for Speed Shift last night. enorym
It seems the 1 Xbox for every Myrone program was successful. Stavos
Doesn't that mean brad should have a free xbox coming his way as well? MorlockPrime
Does this mean virtual sex will soon commence?? Hopefully not! CANDY
My inability to laugh and move on when it comes to these types of music videos must be a neuron firing deficiency deep within my brain. The normal response is to watch it once (maybe twice) and move on with your life but I'm now on the 45th listen and can't stop. Same problem with on a boat, yip yips and hundreds of other memes intended for one or two playthroughs. On the plus side if I come up with a name for it I can use to get out of just about any responsibility.
He Puts It in the Wrong Place - Watch more Funny Videos
User Comments for 09-22-2009:
Oh this is 1000X more funny than "on a boat". Very worthy of a post I might add! Now put it on Facebook before I do! Oh and welcome to last week. Stavos
My inferiority to Duane and Stavos with regard to Xbox 360 HDD capacity is a thorn in my side no longer. Knowing a 20gb would have been fine for many more years, the need to feel equal to Duane and best Stavos became affordable at $60 for the 120gb drive. While the auction listed it as *new* I quickly discovered why it was $60, and am pretty sure it's just an old 20GB HDD case with a 120GB HDD thrown in. Despite the warning signs, I went ahead with the content transfer using my previously obtained content transfer cable and a little over an hour I was relevant again. With all the pirate signs on this adventure I'm sure I'll be in Xbox jail soon, but for now I have 80GB free for whatever strikes my fancy.
User Comments for 09-18-2009:
If you experience a Hard drive spinning for more then four hours seek medical help. 120gb hard drives aren't for everyone especially those with high blood pressure. If you have any sudden decrease in RPM's stop using your 120gb hard drive, call your administrator right away. When the moment is right you can be ready with a 120gb hdd. Stavos
When you own a 120gb hard drive make sure you operate with a buddy system. The 120gb hard drive should never be used without parental supervision if under the age of 18. Make sure all arms and legs are inside the width of your computer chair, and in the upright position. The 120gb hard drive is not for those with chronic heart disease. If you experience any light headedness, fatigue, headaches, diarhea, constipation, blurry vision, sore throat, gall bladder disease, or death please seek immediate medical assistance. CANDY
When last I spoke of fair DPFE, against engine bucking we laid our scene. But camshaft sensor was to blame, it made the engine run unclean. Poor DPFE was not at fault, but was replaced just the same. From forth the fatal loins of failed downstream pressure hose, a Differential Pressure Feedback EGR takes it's life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows does with it's death make noise of strife. The fearful owner hears from above,
and the continuance of unchecked hot exhaust gas rage, which, but the owners intervention, nought could remove, is now after two weeks of damage we set our stage; Found is poor DPFE, fraught with destruction that none would attend, what here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
User Comments for 09-16-2009:
I would have just sold the Cougar for $2,000 and take the bus. Stavos
Take the bus, or not to take the bus....that is the question! CANDY
Heck sell it and drive the ranger and bike full time. R1OT
Over 7 years ago I started belching out nonsense for the interwebs to enjoy. This belch marks my 1,000th during that time. While the Senator beat me to the big 1k, he did not get a giant red arrow pointing to the number like myself. Instead, a Google adsense funded party transpired, the likes of which will never be seen again. So rather than trying to top such an event, I decided to introduce a special edition Xbox 360 to commemorate the event instead. You're welcome, and I expect everyone to buy one.
User Comments for 09-15-2009:
So that big giant red arrow which I really do enjoy don't get me wrong will be pointing toward the Google search field below, once you write a new blog. I see your plan make people look at the Google site search so you get more Google adsense money to buy your new Xbox! Well played sir well played! Stavos
Again... Stavos beats me to it, but I concur. Epic fail B-rad. Your arrow points to the search, not the post stat. Hahaha. For that, I rate you LAME on this post. Excelcier
I'm just going to rate you lame because you're lame. MorlockPrime
With the recent influx of plastic instrument games, and my obsession with mobile Xbox, it was only a matter of time before mobile Rock Band was born. Camping this weekend will be enhanced with my 22" monitor and *bumpin* $50 subwoofer for the ultimate in outdoor jams. Now instead of trying to grab empty beer cans out of the fire while intoxicated I can fall into it during my solo. I'm curious if Beatles, GH5 or RB2 will be the preferred game of drunks.
User Comments for 09-11-2009:
I see your gay neighors peaking through the window. They are totally freaking out. Stavos
Okay just to keep add to my total comments, I am going to be like my husband and say something that has absolutely nothing to do with the above post just so I can one up any of those under me in commenting totals!! So the sky is blue....kudos! CANDY
Beatles: Rock Band was treated to the same work debut as Guitar Hero 5 yesterday, followed by an after work play through lastnight. With only 25 songs on the disc, Robbie and I started at 6:30pm and wound up finishing the game at 10:30pm after Stavos, Candy and Lisa had joined us. We even managed a lame video of "Back to the U.S.S.R." Unfortunately the senator was not confident enough to sing harmony with Lisa after Candy requisitioned his guitar, as the game actually supports up to 3 singers in addition to guitar, bass and drum.
User Comments for 09-10-2009:
If I sing harmony we wouldn't have made it through a song. It's best to wonder what I sound like then to actually hear it. Game rocked though. Stavos
Amazing you get every cool game the day it's released! Excelcier
The secret is they're on eBay a week later! That or it's from gamefly. AtomicInternet
Or at the very least you trade it in for a new game. You can't stop the cycle! Stavos
jAba jaba ju ju...I feel like I've been talking like the beatles since we played the game, how weird is that?? CANDY
A comment on the Fallout 3 Road Trip from the Senator indicates his commenting days are behind him. Frustrated by the "myspacing" of this website by his wife, he's moved on to less popular sites. The tremendous amount of traffic and attention this website receives by the 4 regular visitors has lost him valuable street cred with bloggers everywhere. The change in opinion could not have come at a worse time, as the election is closer than ever and "sellouts" who support mainstream blogs are clearly not in tune with the elite internet voters. Having lost my #1 commenter, I'm taking a page from Myspace and sending regular emails about what you're missing, as well as adding "hot teens in your area" ads to all pages.
User Comments for 09-09-2009:
Candy can take my freedom but she can't take away my comments! Stavos
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Last week Lisa lost her cruise ship virginity on Carnival Victory during the 2nd anniversary of our legally binding contract. The week long cruise included St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua and St. Kitts. It was a magical mystery cruise of waterfalls, rain forests, beaches and monkeys; stuffing my face with food the entire time. Even though it wasn't a Disney cruise, we spotted Wall-E loading shipping containers in Barbados and a tree monster in Dominica. We also met Chris Rock and Kanye West while at the beach. Who knew celebrities were so accessible in the Caribbean. Our return trip was far more exciting than the cruise as a mad dash to the airport resulted in missing our flight by one minute and resulted in a $800 return flight that I thoroughly enjoyed paying.
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